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I have a (trolling) question.
Water?

No turn today: I have to study for tomorrow's exam.

If there is a round two, I'd like to mod it. Y'know, give Red Syndicate a break. Also, there will be zombies, and they will not be hard to get rid of.

Actually, my spelling in Spanish is quite good, as it's my second language. Didn't mean to offend, though; I like to nit-pick, but I know it's always tough to deal in a foreign language, especially English, which is a spelling nightmare.

Hey Red Syndicate, can you link me to some of the other games you've modded? I'd like to see how they turned out.

You didn't! :-) it's only that since I started writing on this forums (and they're not the first english forums in which I participate) I'm finding it hard to get my jokes understood… and it looks like my bad English is to be blamed…damn…

you seem fine to me.

Summer 2014

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North Africa – Green – Doc
Military: Average Professional
GDPpc: High
Techs: Solar Power, HIV Cure
Trade: USA, Norway, Singapore, Israel, Argentina, Spain
Embargo: Saudi Arabia, Jordon

-Advanced Solar Power generation technology is finished, and begins to replace other forms of electricity fuel.
-Negotiations and continued persistnence of peace has lowered many of the embargoes placed on Egypt.
-A civil rights survey in all six of North Africa's states has given the results of "pretty good."
-A cure for HIV is being researched.
-Voting is made cumpulsory. As it is already seen by the public as a patriotic duty to vote, those who break this new law are seen as traitors to the new nation.
-Elections are held, and Doc continues his three year reign as President.
-An anti-cyberwarfare group has been formed under the direction of the President, and successfully arrests the leaders of Anonymous.

Kanadia – Purple – Kalmo
Military: Average Trained
GDPpc: High
Techs: Hydroponics, Oxygen Drives (developing)
Trade: Switzerland, USA

-Nothing much happens in Kanadia these days. Although the Oxygen drives are finished, making underground life support easier.

Switzerland – Orange – Christopher the Pimp Abra
Military: Miniscule Invincible
GDPpc: High
Techs: Anti-Balistics, National Redoubt, Hydroponics, Space Elevator (developing), Moon Colony (constructing)

-Construction on the space elevator continues. The Geosynchronous Sattelite it will connect with is complete, and all that needs to be done now is to acquired a long cable and use it to fasten the sattelite to the Swiss Alps.
-Switzerland joins the colonial society of the USA and Kanadia, starting work on their own moon colonies.
-The new city of Redoubt has recently been declared, due to the number of citizens emigrating to the nation's mountain fortress. Hydroponic farms underneath the mountains have led to an impressive amount of self sufficiency for the people of Redoubt.
-A world science fair is held in Redoubt, attracting engineers and scientists worldwide to work on the new space projects Switzerland is undertaking alongside the US and Kanadia.

Russia – Turquiose – RussianFedora, Tsar of Fedoras
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Stealth Missiles, Carbon Fiber Armour , Nuclear Tanks (on hold), Strategic Satelite Weaponry (on hold)
Trade: Kanadia, New Zealand, China

-Carbon fiber armour research is complete.
-A statue of a Russian soldiers is erected in St. Petersburg, pointing in the direction of London, with an inscription on the bottom reading "NO U."
-Wind mills, public parks, and other public works are built in Mongolia, and the locals barely care.
-Static border defenses are built along Mongolia's Chinese border.
-Attempts to alter the north Russian landscape through snow-shifting has failed utterly due to erratic weather and melting snow. The "snow artists" have all lost thier lives in a "tragic" avalanche.

China – Red – Frozenpwn
Military: Massive Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Weaponized Energy Beams, Moon Colony (constructing)
Trade: Brazil, Venezuela, Kazakhstan

-Myanmar (Burma) is invaded and annexed with ease.
-Construction of a moon colony is underway.
-Russo-Chinese border defenses are intensified.

Iberian Empire – Black – EP73
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Laser Shields (developing)

-Brazil is invaded with full force from all sides.
-Greenland is annexed, and this causes significant friction with Scandinavia, who have claims to the province through their control over Denmark.
-Something called a "foodmaker" is invented, and supposedly, it is only half the original price of… something else.
-Buildings are ordered to be stacked on top of eachother to save space and reduce urban sprawl.
-Fear of erathquakes has led to new construction codes.
-A massive double arch is constructed over the Louvre, Eiffel Tower, and Arc De Triomphe. It was intended to be rainbow in colour, but the lack of paint worldwide has ruined this plan.
-Rapid absorbtion of foreign nations into the Empire has fueled the growth of massive multinational corporations and urban industrialization, causing Spain's economy to far outpace that of her neighbors.

UK – Pink – DrPepperfan
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Super Lazor, Nanotechnology (developing), Lunar Colony (constructing)

-The UK Merges is Super Lazor project with that of NASA's, and joins the US in starting a colonization movement of the moon.
-Using the atmospheric laser technology, the Super Lazor in London is completed, and it is used to etch Osaka's face into the surface of the moon. The total cost of the project, American expenses included, topped one trillion British pounds and, as the PM put it, was "worth it."
-Construction of a second lazor on the moon's surface has begun.
-Nanotech research has begun with secrent intentions for its aplication. Dubbed "Operation Bubble Butt" it is projected to consume most of the nation's GDP over the next few years to complete.
-The national anthem is changed to Bad Apple, song entirely in Japanese, killing nationalist sentiments and annihilating the BNP. It is played each day at noon on loudspeakers, and anybody who does not dance is fined fifty pounds.

USA – Yellow – Dane
Military: Big Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Space Laser
Trade: China

-The space laser is completed, and a prototype has been constructed in orbit. This laser is capable of firing a five foot wide beam which, penetrating the atmosphere all the way to sea level, can be sustained for five minutes, after which the laser must cool down and recharge for sixty hours.

Vietnam – Maroon – Richard D. James
Military: Massive Trained
GDPpc: Lowest
Techs: Strategic Satelite Weaponry (developing)

-Moar missile defenses.
-Attempts to mix the AK47, MP5, and Steyr AUG with a massive calibre bullet has resulted in what soldiers are calling "the abomination". The AK-MPAUG 14 is a monster of a weapon, essentially a small automatic flak cannon designed for personel use. Despite its intention as a heavy assault rifle, most men cannot carry the device.
-Laos is invaded.
-A school and a hospital are built using charity funds.
-The nation has declared its football anthem as "Viva la Vida."

Scandinavia – Indigo – CjayS
Military: Small Professional
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Anti-Balistics, Green Energy, Undersea Construction, Optics (developing)
Trade: Russia

-Undersea electric generators are built in the Baltic and North Seas to harness the power of the wave.
-The Low Lands are invaded and annexed. Following the economic depression there, the nation does not resist occupation with much force.
-Freedom of speech, religion and beleif are encouraged in Scandinavia.

ANZAC – Electric Lime – Josh
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: High
Techs: Advanced Aircraft, cloning (developing)

-Ireland refuses to grant ANZAC access to the nation's dragon reserves, and plans to outfit all ANZAC soldiers with dragonskin armour have fallen through.
-Attempts to etch Justin Beiber's face into the snows of antactica have failed due to high wind velocity and the death of dozens of workers on the project.
-Large nuclear bunkers are now being constructed on the larger islands.

Germany – Dark Green – Vlad
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: Low
Techs: Advanced Tanks
Trade: Egypt, Norway, Singapore

-The German economy is stabilizing under the new communist government, and military spending has decreased significantly due to the nation's inability to maintain the troops.

Finnish Republic – Peach – Temperance
Military: Average Invincible
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Undersea Construction, Optical Camoflage (developing), Exoskeleton (on hold)
Trade: Denmark, Belgium, Germany, Scandinavia, North Africa, Italy, Iberia, UK, Venezuela

-Ukraine is invaded. Continued military conquests have raised the size of the army.
-Continued construction of undersea colonies has led to a significant jump in Finnish wealth through the discovery and mining of undersea magnesium, iron, uranium, and gold deposits.

SingSong Incorporated – Colourless! – Mr. Biscuits
Military: Average Invincible
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Cybernetics, Cancer Cure (developing)
Trade: Brazil, Madagascar, Malaysia

-Cybernetics research is complete.
-Research on a cure for cancer is begun. It is not expected to take very long to complete.
-Further funding and training into marine warfare has led to a significant improvement to the quality of the armed forces.
-Public relations campaigns in Malaysia have begun to encourage Maylays to move to Singapore, or at least request citizenship for the healthcare benefits citizens are given.

SLAVE – Light Yellow – Nick Estbosco
Military: Massive Draft
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Green Energy (on hold), Space Colonies (developing)
Trade: Cuba, Italy, Belgium
Embargo: Singapore, Iberia

-The title of Venezuela is changed to the Socialist Latin American-Venezuelan EMpire, or SLAVE.
-Research on colonizing other planets has begun.
-Ecuador, Guiana, Hispanola, and Panama are invaded.
-An embargo is placed upon Spain's Iberian Empire.

Italy – Blue – Derpy Hooves
Military: Big Specialist
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Intelligent Ponies
Trade: Egypt, UK, Finland, Belgium, Iberian Nation, Germany, Norway, Venezuela

-Genetic researchers are tasked with imbuing ponies with human-like intelligence and speach capabilities.
-Slovenia and, shortly after, Croatia are invaded and annexed.
-A massive draft raises the size of the army significantly.

La Plata – Baby Blue – Brandon Perez
Military: Big Trained Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Nationwide Nuclear Plants
Trade: Egypt, Singapore, Chile, Paraguay, Mexico, Niger, Brazil

-La Plata wins the 2014 FIFA world cup, beating Iberia three to one.
-Nuclear warheads are now in production.
-Niger's illegal uranium market is opened up and monopolized by Argentinian entrepeneurs.
-A massive 300 foot tall steel plated statue of Ryan Dunn is constructed in Beunos Aires.
-Completion of the Nationwisde Nuclear Power Project has caused the GDP to soar, and has bankrupted domestic coal sales, forcing energy suppliers to sell abroad.

An Official Statement from the Socialist Latin American- Venezuelan Empire (SLAVE)

Europe and other nations of the world! The Iberian Empire is a monster for her assault on South America. We are requesting other countries to help us stop them from continuing their terrible campaign. We would like to try diplomatically enticing them to stop, but war might be our only solution. We are warning you España, Latin America is for LATIN AMERICANS. We will continue our own campaign, however, in the interest of uniting Central America and protecting them from the threat of Iberian invasion.

Vivá SLAVÉ!

I am so absolutely glad destroyed the BNP. This turn was pretty succesful.

Will read over the rest later, but holy damn Derpy, you are living the dream. I approve!

Yeah, why not have a bit of fun while being leader of Italy?

Also, to have Osaka etched into the moon. You win at life! And we're making sure that the ponies look like the ponies on FiM:

This game has gone completely insane. And ya know what?

Wait, what happened to my snow artists!?!?!?

Crap.

Time to build a memorial and comfort their families!

(I mean "Crap" As in I am upset over the fact that the snow artists died, not the fact that I have to build memorials and comfort families.)

Yeah, we get it.

ANYWAY.

An official statement from Russian Czar, RussianFedora.

Hello world.

It has come to my attention that a large amount of nations are building laser technology. These nations happen to dislike Russia. Now, we are reforming ourselves and not causing much damage to the world, so, we plead the laser technology-capable nations to not assault Russia with this weaponry. We have no plans to invade or attack any of you, so you have no reason to attack us besides the fact that we damaged Germany. If you assault Russia with laser weaponry, we will have no choice but to detonate all of our nuclear missiles on every high-population and/or high-value point on the globe. Being that we have 800+ ICBMs, we suggest you not assault us with laser weaponry.

RussianFedora, grand Czar of Russia.

In other words, don't screw with Russia.
As communists, we cherish human life, so we also suggest not to give Russia a reason to blow up Earth >.<

An unofficial statement from the Czar of Russia, RussianFedora.

Also, don't screw with America either, because Dane would probably do the same thing.

-RussianFedora, grand Czar of Russia.

Dude, I don't plan on making war.

Official Statement from the USA

Any nukes launched by Russia not being used for testing will be shot down with my laser.

Big Daddy, Prez of the US and A.

South America is using Spanish and Portuguese, mostly.

@Nick Wow, how about your assault on Central America?

We can make water by combining Hydrogen in the Atmosphere and fusing it with the Oxygen we create from our generators.

How about fire, SMG?

Fire is easy. Just do what you would do on Earth.

We are saving them from corrupt, capitalist, 3rd world governments and uniting Central America. Spain, I mean, "Iberia" is just being greedy by campaigning in other hemispheres.

We only plan on causing the destruction of the world if you use your laser to destroy key parts of Russia. Otherwise, we are currently deactivating ICBMs at a slow pace.

Well, I'll still shoot down the nukes either way.

Don't worry, guys, I'm not going to attack anyone unless they attack me first….

Do you not understand that your laser weaponry is too weak and needs too long of a cool down time to be effective against 800 ICBMs launched at every country in the world?

Face it, if I decide to press the doomsday button/turn the doomsday key, I can end the world.

or self-destruct
nukes aren't like normal missiles ….

We aren't self destructing. ICBMs (Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles) Are high-speed nuclear capable missiles, and can reach all the way across the world in half an hour. Which means I can destroy every country on earth if I wanted to.

And we have 800+ ICBMs ready for deployment.

SingSong Corp wants to remind the UK, and Australia and new Zealand (ANZAC), of the Five Powers Defence Arrangements (effective 1971) and your agreed responsibility to protect Malaysia and Singapore in the event of external aggression. SingSong also wants to remind China and Vietnam of this agreement as they both thrust southward, but expresses no strong feelings about recent aggressions, but discourages either from interfering in Malaysia. That would be bad for business.

Singapore extends a free trade to both China and Vietnam.

Well that's not going to happen, now is it? Because you're supposed to be getting rid of your nukes, and like I said, the only way I'll ever attack you is if you attack me first.

No, we are not going to attack you unless you attack us, or we are the last countries on the planet (But first I would offer to form an alliance).

Can you two please stop fighting? It's going to provoke everyone into killing each other.

Official Statement from Italy:

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART RUSSIANFEDORA AND DANE!

Well too bad.

FORUM ROLE-PLAYING, SRS BSNS.

If you do that, everyone go to my laser shields! XD

Laser shields can't defend against the massive amount of fallout that will drift in from neighboring countries.

TL;DR: If any of you plot against Russia, we'll destroy the world.

Winter 2014-2015

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North Africa – Green – Doc
Military: Average Professional
GDPpc: High
Techs: Solar Power, HIV Cure, Lunar Colony (building)
Trade: USA, Norway, Singapore, Israel, Argentina, Spain

-The "leaders" of anonymous have been released on the grounds that Anonymous has no leadership, and they are just punk kids with too much free time.
-Construction of a lunar colony has begun.
-The creators of Avatar, The Last Airbender, have been hired to create a government sponsored spinnoff of Al Jazeera.
-The cure for HIV is discovered. Africa rejoice! To gain in on this exciting new discovery, all nations with embargoes or hostilities upon North Africa have relinquished their anger and offered freindship and alliances. North Africa is welcomed back into the African Union.

Switzerland – Orange – Christopher the Pimp Abra
Military: Miniscule Invincible
GDPpc: High
Techs: Anti-Balistics, National Redoubt, Hydroponics, Space Elevator (developing), Moon Colony (constructing)

-The space cable is nearing completion, and will be launched to attach with the satelite by the end of the year.

Russia – Turquiose – RussianFedora, Tsar of Fedoras
Military: Big Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Stealth Missiles, Carbon Fiber Armour , Nuclear Tanks (on hold), Strategic Satelite Weaponry (on hold), Laser Defense (developing)
Trade: Kanadia, New Zealand, China

-Attempts at laser defense research has come up with nothing, and sky-laser paranoia results in a spike in sales of tin foil and mirrors.
-The government has funneled in more soldiers and funds to the Spetznaz. May god help us all.
-The armies in Mongolia are demobilized and, to an extent, withdrawn from the region.
-A nationwide poll has gathered the following results: most Russians fear Finland and America, and beleive that Russia is not moving fast enough to keep up with the rest of the world.

China – Red – Frozenpwn
Military: Average Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Weaponized Energy Beams, Space Laser (developing), Moon Colony (constructing)
Trade: Brazil, Venezuela, Kazakhstan

-An invasion of Pakistan has unleashed hell upon China. This tiny nuclear nation launched its miniscule stockpile of ICBMs upon China's most densly populated eastern cities, and terrorists have smuggled more bombs into other high priority targets. Heavy use of tactical nuclear bombing in the mountains has annihilated many Chinese divisions, and islamic radicalism has caused rebellions in west China. The East Turkestan group and Nepali rebels have risen once more, and with their help Chinese logistics have been sabotaged and crushed, starving and surrounding huge portions of the Chinese army.

Iberian Empire – Black – EP73
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Laser Shields (developing)

-Pure insanity has driven the dear leader of Spain to order the construction of a bridge connecting Gibraltar and Brazil. The sheer size of such a project would take hundreds of years to complete, and the notion was quickly abandoned.
-Brazil is finished off, annexed, and the non-uranium producing portions of it are traded away to SLAVE.
-Uranium mining in Brazil and France has been amplified greatly, causing Iberia to be the world's greatest producer of uranium.
-A holiday is made to commemorate the lowering of SLAVE's embargo upon Iberia.
-Chile is used for the construction of large electical plants in the form of dams and windmills.
-Suicide is made illegal, and the punishment for attempting it is life of armed service.

UK – Pink – DrPepperfan
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Super Lazor, Nanotechnology (developing), Lunar Colony (constructing)

-Italy's pony research fund has been engourged with British donations.
-A statue dedicated to Phineas and Ferb has been erected upon an abandoned oil derrick in the north sea. It is not quite visible from Russia, but it is made known that these statues are for the Russian Tsar and that the removal of them qill be taken as a symbol of agression.

USA – Yellow – Dane
Military: Big Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Space Laser
Trade: China

-Federal law requires that the N64 and all of its good games be reproduces and sold in place of modern games. The US gaming market has regressed back to the 90's.

Vietnam – Maroon – Richard D. James
Military: Massive Specialist
GDPpc: Lowest
Techs: Kinetic Orbital Bombardment, Lightweight Alloys (developing)

-Vast reduction of the AK-MPAUG 14's caliber and size has led to widespread acceptance of the gun within the army's ranks.
-The natives of Cambodia and Laos are studdied to gain insight to their tactics. Not much is learned.
-The Vietnamese satelite weapons project is complete. The Vietnamese space agency is hard at work expanding the number of bombardment satelites they have in orbit to assure global superweapon supremacy.
-An alternative to steel is being researched.
-The border defenses on the Vietnamese'Chinese border are so built up that it is essentially a solid wall of concrete bunkers. There is not much more to improve upon here.
-More trees are planted in Vietnam, despite the nation being one of earth's most densely forested areas.
-Vietnam's soldiers are ordered to become "harder, better, faster, and stronger." For some reason unkown to the generals, Daft Punk has become radically popular among the ranks.

Scandinavia – Indigo – CjayS
Military: Small Professional
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Anti-Balistics, Green Energy, Undersea Construction, Optics, Cold Fusion (developing)
Trade: Russia

-Physical Education classes in primary schools are now being altered to mirror military basic training.
-A new "Junior Cadet Corps" has been established, giving Scandinavian youths military-themed activities to partake in during the weekends and summer. This Corps is advertized to in schools to the extent that great quantities of children wish to participate.
-Files obtainted from the Low Land's capitol have revealed secrets in nuclear fusion previously unkown to Norwegian scientists, and a project has started to finish this research.
-Optics technology is complete.

ANZAC – Electric Lime – Josh
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: High
Techs: Advanced Aircraft, Cloning (on hold), Hydroponics (developing)

-Hydroponics research has begun. Due to the widespread global research into this technology, it should not take long to develop in New Zealand.
-Madegascar is invaded and annexed.

Germany – Dark Green – Vlad
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: Average
Techs: Advanced Tanks
Trade: Egypt, Norway, Singapore, SLAVE

-The German economy, finally finding a good foundation for its new life, has bounded back up to pre-war levels. The communist regime is proud of its work, and has produced a new monthly workers holiday to commemorate this achievment.

Finnish Union – Peach – Temperance
Military: Average Invincible
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Undersea Construction, Anti-Balistics, Optical Camoflage (developing), Exoskeleton (on hold)
Trade: Denmark, Belgium, Germany, Scandinavia, North Africa, Italy, Iberia, UK, Venezuela

-After the Ukraine is finished off, the army continues on its way through the Balkans.
-The newly formed Balkan Alliance of Greece, Romania, Albania, and Bulgaria have successfully halted the Finnish advance in the mountains of Romania, although their hold on the region is shakey.
-Attempts to purchase Kaliningrad from Russia have failed due to Russia not mentioning selling the region at all.
-Hydroelectric power plants are constructed along the Baltic seafloor.
-Undersea colonies are connected with those of Scandinavia through a series of tubes.
-Optical Camoflauge tech is almost finished.

SingSong Incorporated – Colourless! – Mr. Biscuits
Military: Average Invincible
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Cybernetics, Cancer Cure
Trade: Brazil, Madagascar, Malaysia

-The cure for cancer is completed, and carefully guarded as a company secret. SLAVE is taunted with the achievment, as SingSong Inc. refuses to sell the cure to their citizens until the embargo is lifted.
-Cybernetics are incorporated forcefully into the army, making almost the entire population of Singapore a mass of cyborgs. They still have free will, though, as these cybernetics do not forcefully take over the control of the brain… yet?
-Low grade cybernetics are sold on the world market, and prices skyrocket as demand outstrips supply.

SLAVE – Light Yellow – Nick Estbosco
Military: Massive Draft
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Green Energy (on hold), Space Colonies (building)
Trade: Cuba, Italy, Belgium
Embargo: Singapore

-SLAVE continues to draft soldiers, and begins to include the newly annexed nations populace in this draft.
-The conquests of central America continue unhalted.
-Southern border defenses are strengthened.
-A land exchange with Iberia has led to a drop of the embargo.

Italy – Blue – Derpy Hooves
Military: Big Specialist
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Intelligent Ponies (developing), Moon Colony (building)
Trade: Egypt, UK, Finland, Belgium, Iberian Nation, Germany, Norway, Venezuela

-OP's failure to put a (developing) tag after the ponies tech has led to many beleiving it was finished already. It is not.
-Moon colonies are now under construction.
-More of the Balkan states are invaded. Albania, Bulgaria, Romania, and Greece have formed an alliance to ward off possible further Italian threats.

La Plata – Baby Blue – Brandon Perez
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Nationwide Nuclear Plants, Stealth Jets(developing)
Trade: Egypt, Singapore, Chile, Paraguay, Mexico, Niger, Brazil

-Business enterprises in South Africa have begun monopolizing the precious metals there, and Argentina is becoming notorious as a supporter of blood diamonds.
-Advanced stealth aircraft are being developed.
-La Plata has made great strides improving military training and equipment.
-A burdening tax is placed upon cigarette sales and production. Argentina's cigarette manufacturers being to look elsewhere to produce and sell their products.
-Science teams set up on unclaimed portions of Antactica, claiming them to now be under the legal jurisdiction of La Plata.

Nepal – colourless! – Bruiseiseki
Military: Rebels
GDPpc: none

-Surprise bitches! Nepal is back!

Walks in
see map

pass out …

(perhaps he is dead)

An official statement from grand Czar of Russia, RussianFedora.

Hello world.

I have a message for the president of China, Frozenpwn. While we do not support your actions against the middle east, we are willing to help you moderately. We will try to speak with the leaders of Pakistan and attempt to reach an agreement for you. If they continue to attack we will put up a defensive border of military forces to protect the rest of China.

As for the Phineas and Ferb statue, we will accept it gladly.

-RussianFedora, grand Czar of Russia.

An official message from the Socialist Latin American- Venezuelan Empire, or SLAVÉ

The nations of Iberia, Germany, and La Plata should be added to our trading list.

It is unfortunate, but as a communist state, we refuse to lift our embargo on SingSong Inc. We provide good medical care in SLAVÉ, however, and are willing to research the cure on our own, rather than encourage corrupt capitalism.

Vivá SLAVÉ

Mr President! ANZAC has invaded Madagascar!

Also, isn't Nepal's color Rhododendron?

An official scroll from the King of Iberia, EP73

Our uranium will now be open for trade. We would like to have military training and soldier donations (donations, XD). If you would like to inquire, kindly PM me. Oh, and for Africa. We are sorry if we plan to invade the uranium producing parts of some of your nations. We are doing this for our success. We do not intend to invade any user's country, so I will only invade NPCs. For the president of SLAVE, Nick Estbosco, due to our trade, when you're done researching on a cure for cancer, can we buy some? To the former prime minister of Kanadia, please bear with us from our uranium mining. We will do this just for trade and defensive purposes. Yeah. TL;DR, probably. xD

-EP73, King of Iberia.