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Weeaboo Professor vs Sinophile Student

A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History 'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known." At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki. "What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?" The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka." "True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else." The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes. The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.
A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History 'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known." At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki. "What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?" The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka." "True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else." The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes. The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.

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Persian Zoroastrian

Report Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 19:10:31 No.7359058 Quoted By: >>7359264 >>7367958 A Persian Zoroastrian homosexual cataphract horseman and fire worshipper was teaching a class on Zoroaster, a known heathen. "Before class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Zarathustra and accept he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment a brave, patriotic, pro-Nicaean Roman Magister Militum Per Orientem who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the Augustus in Constantinople stood up and held a sealed envelope. "What are the contents of this letter, pinhead?" The arrogant professor smirked quite despotically and smugly replied "the letter from Khosrau to Kardarigan, ordering Shahrbaraz's death, which you intercepted and used to win the last war." "Wrong. It's a letter from Muhammad, and I haven't actually read it yet." At that moment, 20,000 Muslims burst into the room and beheaded them both. All the nations from Spain to India were conquered, and all of their subjects converted to Islam. Mankind entered Islamic golden age, and Orthodoxy and Zoroastrianism were removed to the far corners of the Earth, where they languish in obscurity.
Report Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 19:10:31 No.7359058 Quoted By: >>7359264 >>7367958 A Persian Zoroastrian homosexual cataphract horseman and fire worshipper was teaching a class on Zoroaster, a known heathen. "Before class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Zarathustra and accept he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment a brave, patriotic, pro-Nicaean Roman Magister Militum Per Orientem who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the Augustus in Constantinople stood up and held a sealed envelope. "What are the contents of this letter, pinhead?" The arrogant professor smirked quite despotically and smugly replied "the letter from Khosrau to Kardarigan, ordering Shahrbaraz's death, which you intercepted and used to win the last war." "Wrong. It's a letter from Muhammad, and I haven't actually read it yet." At that moment, 20,000 Muslims burst into the room and beheaded them both. All the nations from Spain to India were conquered, and all of their subjects converted to Islam. Mankind entered Islamic golden age, and Orthodoxy and Zoroastrianism were removed to the far corners of the Earth, where they languish in obscurity.

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Akkad

[42 /5/ ?] View Reply Original Report Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 19:01:02 No.7359024 Quoted By: >>7359063 >>7364301 >>7367930 A curl-bearded Semitic native professor and imperial apologist was teaching a class on Sargon, known enemy of the lugal "Before the class begins, you must fold your hands and worship Sargon of Akkad and accept that he was the most successful and eminent ruler the Four Corners of the Universe has ever known, even greater than Eannatum of Lagash!" At this moment, a brave, black-headed, pro-city state scribe of Inanna who had sung 1500 lamentations to Ur and understood the necessity of cyclical rule and fully supported all instances of divine kingship for each city of Sumer stood up and held up the Sumerian King List DID SOMEBODY SAID "For what purpose was this inscribed?" ELAM The militaristic professor smirked quite unstably and smugly replied "To claim the righteous rule of the Akkadians for all time, you stupid ensi" 41KIB, 491x670, barbarian.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO "Wrong. If the Akkadian Empire was to rule forever all along, as you say... then why was kingship first granted to the city of Eridu?" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his miniature lamassu and copy of Enuma Elish. He stormed out of the room crying those Akkadian crocodile tears. The students applauded and all moved from the farmlands that day and accepted Enlil as the head of the pantheon. A bird of lapis lazuli named Anzù flew into the room gave the Tablet of Destiny back to the gods. The Bilgames fragments were read several times, and Gala priests of the temple at Uruk showed up to sing hymns in eme-sal. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. His house was conquered by Gutians and he himself was killed. DINGIRENER AR IBEN
[42 /5/ ?] View Reply Original Report Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 19:01:02 No.7359024 Quoted By: >>7359063 >>7364301 >>7367930 A curl-bearded Semitic native professor and imperial apologist was teaching a class on Sargon, known enemy of the lugal "Before the class begins, you must fold your hands and worship Sargon of Akkad and accept that he was the most successful and eminent ruler the Four Corners of the Universe has ever known, even greater than Eannatum of Lagash!" At this moment, a brave, black-headed, pro-city state scribe of Inanna who had sung 1500 lamentations to Ur and understood the necessity of cyclical rule and fully supported all instances of divine kingship for each city of Sumer stood up and held up the Sumerian King List DID SOMEBODY SAID "For what purpose was this inscribed?" ELAM The militaristic professor smirked quite unstably and smugly replied "To claim the righteous rule of the Akkadians for all time, you stupid ensi" 41KIB, 491x670, barbarian.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO "Wrong. If the Akkadian Empire was to rule forever all along, as you say... then why was kingship first granted to the city of Eridu?" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his miniature lamassu and copy of Enuma Elish. He stormed out of the room crying those Akkadian crocodile tears. The students applauded and all moved from the farmlands that day and accepted Enlil as the head of the pantheon. A bird of lapis lazuli named Anzù flew into the room gave the Tablet of Destiny back to the gods. The Bilgames fragments were read several times, and Gala priests of the temple at Uruk showed up to sing hymns in eme-sal. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. His house was conquered by Gutians and he himself was killed. DINGIRENER AR IBEN

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Punic Wars

Report Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 19:25:14 No.7364312 A Punic merchant aristocrat began a dispute in Rome within the pomerium. "Before the debate begins, you must all prostrate yourself and worship Hannibal Barca and accept that he was the greatest military leader and Sufet in all history, even greater than Megos Alexandros!" At this moment, a virtuous Roman member of an illustrious family of the Equestrian Order who had fought with Scipio 'Africanus' his whole life and understood the necessity of breaking treaties and fully supported all decisions made by the Senate and the current sitting Consuls strode forward and gesticulated with proper oratorical grace. "Who is the greater leader of men, truly, Hannibal or Scipio?" The loathsome Phoenician smirked quiet orientaly, smugly replying "Hannibal of course, you cowardly horseman." "Wrong, landica. It is Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus. If it was that boyfucker Hannibal as you say.. wouldn't he have won at Zama instead?" The barbarian was visibly shaken and dropped his talisman to Moloch. He fled the city in tears, the same tears the mongrel Punic dogs cried when brave Romans resumed the war of annihilation against the foreigners to protect our loyal Greek allies in Hispania. There is no doubt that at this point our deceitful Levantine wished he had pulled himself up by his caligae and become a loyal Roman subject, instead of a wimpering eastern fool. The citizens and their slaves applauded and immediately payed all loans due to the aerarium stabulum, sworn to defend all Roman allies that day and accepted the will of the senate. An eagle of Jupiter named "Senatus Consultum" flew into the pomerium and perched atop the Curia Hostilia and shed a tear upon the heads of the noble senators. The Sibylline Books were read several times, and Mars himself appeared and had every Phoenician within all Italia torn apart by wolves. The Punic Merchant attempted to flee to Alexandria, but was instead sewn into a bag and tossed into the sea. CARTHAGO DELENDO EST
Report Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 19:25:14 No.7364312 A Punic merchant aristocrat began a dispute in Rome within the pomerium. "Before the debate begins, you must all prostrate yourself and worship Hannibal Barca and accept that he was the greatest military leader and Sufet in all history, even greater than Megos Alexandros!" At this moment, a virtuous Roman member of an illustrious family of the Equestrian Order who had fought with Scipio 'Africanus' his whole life and understood the necessity of breaking treaties and fully supported all decisions made by the Senate and the current sitting Consuls strode forward and gesticulated with proper oratorical grace. "Who is the greater leader of men, truly, Hannibal or Scipio?" The loathsome Phoenician smirked quiet orientaly, smugly replying "Hannibal of course, you cowardly horseman." "Wrong, landica. It is Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus. If it was that boyfucker Hannibal as you say.. wouldn't he have won at Zama instead?" The barbarian was visibly shaken and dropped his talisman to Moloch. He fled the city in tears, the same tears the mongrel Punic dogs cried when brave Romans resumed the war of annihilation against the foreigners to protect our loyal Greek allies in Hispania. There is no doubt that at this point our deceitful Levantine wished he had pulled himself up by his caligae and become a loyal Roman subject, instead of a wimpering eastern fool. The citizens and their slaves applauded and immediately payed all loans due to the aerarium stabulum, sworn to defend all Roman allies that day and accepted the will of the senate. An eagle of Jupiter named "Senatus Consultum" flew into the pomerium and perched atop the Curia Hostilia and shed a tear upon the heads of the noble senators. The Sibylline Books were read several times, and Mars himself appeared and had every Phoenician within all Italia torn apart by wolves. The Punic Merchant attempted to flee to Alexandria, but was instead sewn into a bag and tossed into the sea. CARTHAGO DELENDO EST

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Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies

nonymous03/13/19(Wed)18:23:23 No.1027503901027504693102750844 File: 2sides.jpg (134 KB, 397x768) A Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies was holding a symposium in honour of Demophilus, a known schismatic. "Before the toasts begin, you must get on your knees and worship God and accept that he was the most divine entity the ecumene has ever known, even greater than Christus whom he created!" At this moment, a venerable Praepositus Limitis who had served on the frontiers for decades and understood the necessity of taming the Barbaricum and fully supported the creed promulgated by the great Constantinus rose from his couch and held up a crucifix. The Rhenian cur smirked quite devilishly and smugly replied, "the created child of an indivisible God" s the point. Jesus Christ our Dominus is of the same substance as God and thus equal to Him. The heretic was visibly shaken, and dropped his wine krater and copy of Eusebius' Onomastikon. He stormed out of the banquet hall crying those laetus crocodile tears. The same tears Donatists and Priscillians cry for the "poor" (who today are so holy that saints vie to kiss their feet) as they flee Roman territory to the outrage-committing Bacaudae in Armorica. There is no doubt that at this point the "learned" Vandal wished he had studied the work of the Holy Apostles and become more than a ludicrous teacher of rhetoric. He wished so much that he had a spatha to disembowel himself with due to the shame but he had sold all the city's arms for Gaiseric's ransom pay! The partygoers politely cla wept miraculously. The Nicene Creed was recited, and Jesus Monogenes himself descended and banished the barbarians to the hellish wastes beyond the limes The magister lost his tongue and was castrated the following day. He was exiled to Troesmis, far from from God's Light. Praise Jesus Consubstantialis pped and all ceased their apostasy that day and accepted Jesus as the true Son of God. A divine light suddenly shone into the room and blazed upon the bust of Augustine and the statue
nonymous03/13/19(Wed)18:23:23 No.1027503901027504693102750844 File: 2sides.jpg (134 KB, 397x768) A Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies was holding a symposium in honour of Demophilus, a known schismatic. "Before the toasts begin, you must get on your knees and worship God and accept that he was the most divine entity the ecumene has ever known, even greater than Christus whom he created!" At this moment, a venerable Praepositus Limitis who had served on the frontiers for decades and understood the necessity of taming the Barbaricum and fully supported the creed promulgated by the great Constantinus rose from his couch and held up a crucifix. The Rhenian cur smirked quite devilishly and smugly replied, "the created child of an indivisible God" s the point. Jesus Christ our Dominus is of the same substance as God and thus equal to Him. The heretic was visibly shaken, and dropped his wine krater and copy of Eusebius' Onomastikon. He stormed out of the banquet hall crying those laetus crocodile tears. The same tears Donatists and Priscillians cry for the "poor" (who today are so holy that saints vie to kiss their feet) as they flee Roman territory to the outrage-committing Bacaudae in Armorica. There is no doubt that at this point the "learned" Vandal wished he had studied the work of the Holy Apostles and become more than a ludicrous teacher of rhetoric. He wished so much that he had a spatha to disembowel himself with due to the shame but he had sold all the city's arms for Gaiseric's ransom pay! The partygoers politely cla wept miraculously. The Nicene Creed was recited, and Jesus Monogenes himself descended and banished the barbarians to the hellish wastes beyond the limes The magister lost his tongue and was castrated the following day. He was exiled to Troesmis, far from from God's Light. Praise Jesus Consubstantialis pped and all ceased their apostasy that day and accepted Jesus as the true Son of God. A divine light suddenly shone into the room and blazed upon the bust of Augustine and the statue

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□ Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)17:05:21 No.379407522 File 1328565921.gif-(44 KB, 260x241, crying-eagle3[1].gif) A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ! At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. How old is this rock? The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.
□ Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)17:05:21 No.379407522 File 1328565921.gif-(44 KB, 260x241, crying-eagle3[1].gif) A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ! At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. How old is this rock? The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.

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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a dass on Karl Marx. Before the dass begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly -evolved being that the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it, If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real.... then it should be an animal now. The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of Origin of the Species.He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a dass on Karl Marx. Before the dass begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly -evolved being that the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it, If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real.... then it should be an animal now. The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of Origin of the Species.He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

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