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The name of the flat tax rate? Albert Einstein


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A kimono wearing otaku social studies professor and hikikomori was teaching a class on Asian History 'Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Emperor Akihito and accept that that the Japanese are the most highly-evolved human beings that the world has ever known." At this moment, a sagacious, filial, scholar-gentleman who had scored ahead of 150,000 students in the Civil Service Exams and understood the full extent of the barbarity of those living outside the Middle Kingdom held up a copy of the Nihon Shoki. "What are the characters written upon the pages of the Nihon Shoki?" The arrogant professor smirked, tightened his hachimaki, and smugly replied "Kanji, you baka." "True, Kanji, which loosely translates into "Han characters." To be precise the Nihon Shoki is written in Guwen, which is Classical Chinese script. If the Japanese are indeed perfect human beings then they would have come up with their own culture & civilization as opposed to just borrowing from the Chinese or from anyone else." The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his calligraphy brush and copy of CLAMP's Cardcaptor Sakura. He stormed out of the room and tried to commit seppuku like in his animes. The students applauded with a big "wansui!" and all signed up with a peasant rebellion that day and declared that the scholar-gentleman has the Mandate of Heaven. A dragon named "All Under Heaven" flew into the room and coiled around the Chinese flag and magically turned it yellow. The Analects was read several times, and the Jade Emperor himself showed up and enacted territorial seizures of disputed territories around the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of complications caused by an erroneous performance of the seppuku ritual and went to Diyu, where he is tried, found guilty, and punished by the Ten Yama Kings of Diyu.
Report Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 19:10:31 No.7359058 Quoted By: >>7359264 >>7367958 A Persian Zoroastrian homosexual cataphract horseman and fire worshipper was teaching a class on Zoroaster, a known heathen. "Before class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Zarathustra and accept he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment a brave, patriotic, pro-Nicaean Roman Magister Militum Per Orientem who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the Augustus in Constantinople stood up and held a sealed envelope. "What are the contents of this letter, pinhead?" The arrogant professor smirked quite despotically and smugly replied "the letter from Khosrau to Kardarigan, ordering Shahrbaraz's death, which you intercepted and used to win the last war." "Wrong. It's a letter from Muhammad, and I haven't actually read it yet." At that moment, 20,000 Muslims burst into the room and beheaded them both. All the nations from Spain to India were conquered, and all of their subjects converted to Islam. Mankind entered Islamic golden age, and Orthodoxy and Zoroastrianism were removed to the far corners of the Earth, where they languish in obscurity.
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