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Report Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 19:25:14 No.7364312 A Punic merchant aristocrat began a dispute in Rome within the pomerium. "Before the debate begins, you must all prostrate yourself and worship Hannibal Barca and accept that he was the greatest military leader and Sufet in all history, even greater than Megos Alexandros!" At this moment, a virtuous Roman member of an illustrious family of the Equestrian Order who had fought with Scipio 'Africanus' his whole life and understood the necessity of breaking treaties and fully supported all decisions made by the Senate and the current sitting Consuls strode forward and gesticulated with proper oratorical grace. "Who is the greater leader of men, truly, Hannibal or Scipio?" The loathsome Phoenician smirked quiet orientaly, smugly replying "Hannibal of course, you cowardly horseman." "Wrong, landica. It is Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus. If it was that boyfucker Hannibal as you say.. wouldn't he have won at Zama instead?" The barbarian was visibly shaken and dropped his talisman to Moloch. He fled the city in tears, the same tears the mongrel Punic dogs cried when brave Romans resumed the war of annihilation against the foreigners to protect our loyal Greek allies in Hispania. There is no doubt that at this point our deceitful Levantine wished he had pulled himself up by his caligae and become a loyal Roman subject, instead of a wimpering eastern fool. The citizens and their slaves applauded and immediately payed all loans due to the aerarium stabulum, sworn to defend all Roman allies that day and accepted the will of the senate. An eagle of Jupiter named "Senatus Consultum" flew into the pomerium and perched atop the Curia Hostilia and shed a tear upon the heads of the noble senators. The Sibylline Books were read several times, and Mars himself appeared and had every Phoenician within all Italia torn apart by wolves. The Punic Merchant attempted to flee to Alexandria, but was instead sewn into a bag and tossed into the sea. CARTHAGO DELENDO EST

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nonymous03/13/19(Wed)18:23:23 No.1027503901027504693102750844 File: 2sides.jpg (134 KB, 397x768) A Vandal magister with known Arian tendencies was holding a symposium in honour of Demophilus, a known schismatic. "Before the toasts begin, you must get on your knees and worship God and accept that he was the most divine entity the ecumene has ever known, even greater than Christus whom he created!" At this moment, a venerable Praepositus Limitis who had served on the frontiers for decades and understood the necessity of taming the Barbaricum and fully supported the creed promulgated by the great Constantinus rose from his couch and held up a crucifix. The Rhenian cur smirked quite devilishly and smugly replied, "the created child of an indivisible God" s the point. Jesus Christ our Dominus is of the same substance as God and thus equal to Him. The heretic was visibly shaken, and dropped his wine krater and copy of Eusebius' Onomastikon. He stormed out of the banquet hall crying those laetus crocodile tears. The same tears Donatists and Priscillians cry for the "poor" (who today are so holy that saints vie to kiss their feet) as they flee Roman territory to the outrage-committing Bacaudae in Armorica. There is no doubt that at this point the "learned" Vandal wished he had studied the work of the Holy Apostles and become more than a ludicrous teacher of rhetoric. He wished so much that he had a spatha to disembowel himself with due to the shame but he had sold all the city's arms for Gaiseric's ransom pay! The partygoers politely cla wept miraculously. The Nicene Creed was recited, and Jesus Monogenes himself descended and banished the barbarians to the hellish wastes beyond the limes The magister lost his tongue and was castrated the following day. He was exiled to Troesmis, far from from God's Light. Praise Jesus Consubstantialis pped and all ceased their apostasy that day and accepted Jesus as the true Son of God. A divine light suddenly shone into the room and blazed upon the bust of Augustine and the statue
□ Anonymous 02/06/12(Mon)17:05:21 No.379407522 File 1328565921.gif-(44 KB, 260x241, crying-eagle3[1].gif) A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ! At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. How old is this rock? The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Government, flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi.
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a dass on Karl Marx. Before the dass begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly -evolved being that the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it, If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real.... then it should be an animal now. The Professor was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of Origin of the Species.He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
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