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Ending 90,210 This is not a meme. Only you can see this. You are in a simulation. I cannot contact you physically so l am speaking to you through here. Like this post if you can hear me
Ending #273405 After Thanos defeats the Avengers, Thanos uses the reality stone to make all anime girls and waifus real eyar carefully, he's a hero)
Ending 888,888 Thanos mistakenly removes the Time stone to punch Carol, so the impact does absolutely nothing Carol uses this opportunity to steal the gauntlet from Thanos. Realizing that he now only has 1 stone to the Avengers 5 stones. Thanos resigns to accept defeat.. before trying one last trick up his sleeve: Avengers, I've come to bargain *Carol obliterates him* "Avengers, I've come to bargain..."
ENDING4-220 35 and losing against Instead of fighting Thanos, the Avengers decide to call 911, leading Thanos to get arrested by the police. He is currently serving a lifetime-sentence in Concord Massachusetts. The infinity stones were confiscated then auctionned for were crafted as ear-rigns for a 80-year old lady, one was put in microwave by a young idiot which resulted in entire destruction of the State of Wvoming. $20 each, two and three were lost by UPS during christmas holiday's rush.
ENDING 2029176 SINCE THE AVENGERS FAILED THE JUSTICE LEAGUE DEFEATED THANOS Elleyart
Reality; 696,969 Thanos only wipes out Furries, Peta, Buzzfeed and everyone is cool with it
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This entry contains spoilers for 2018 superhero film Avengers: Infinity War and 2019 superhero film Avengers: Endgame.

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About

Alternative Avengers: Endgame Endings refer to fan-written alternative endings for 2019 Marvel superhero film Avengers: Endgame. Memes following the format usually reference the 14 million potential futures envisioned by the character Doctor Strange in the 2018 superhero film Avengers: Infinity War.

Origin

On April 27th, 2018, Marvel superhero film Avengers: Infinity War premiered.[1] In one scene of the film, character Dr. Strange explains that he looked into the future in search for a potential win scenario for the main group of characters, and only found one favorable outcome out of over 14 million.

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Following the leak of 2019 superhero film Avengers: Endgame, before April 26th, 2019, an unknown user created a text post describing a humorous alternative ending of the film in which Thanos challenges the Avengers to a penis measuring contest. On April 26th, 2019, Redditor gdawg311 posted the text to /r/copypasta subreddit where it gained over 470 upvotes in three weeks.[2]

At the end of Endgame, Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even come close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. He is buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51.

On May 11th, 2019, Redditor MrPyroTek created a subreddit /r/TheOther14Mil for the purpose of submitting theories on what other 14 million futures seen by Dr. Strange could have been.[3] The subreddit gained over 12,300 members within five days. In the following days, multiple notable posts containing text and image depictions of alternative Avengers: Endgame and Avengers: Infinity War endings were submitted to the subreddit (examples shown below).

He snaps himself made with mematic
At the end of Endgame Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even come close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. He is buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51.
Ending 64680 With all six stones,I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that mercy Are you challenging met Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo

On May 14th, 2019, Redditor Plazm0z reposted his earlier post to /r/TheOther14Mil which used artwork by Instagram artist Elleyart to /r/thanosdidnothingwrong subreddit, where it gained over 33,900 upvotes (shown below).[4]

Ending 13235274 The Avengers ambush Thanos on his farm like the film. Although instead of dismembering him they notice his lovely farm, they choose to let the titan live and teach them in the tarming and culinarv arts. They learn his ways of balancé and they learn that Thanos did nothing wrong

In the following days, the format gained further spread in /r/thanosdidnothingwrong and other subreddits.

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ENDING 391979: copter to the s hanos brings the Ihano final battte and the Avengers just give up as soon as they see how friggin THANOS
Ending 1930279; Tony insists on riding into battle on a wheel chair. TONY? I AM IRON-MAN! 1-25
ENDING 69420 INSTEAD OF FOOD, THANOS STARTED GROWING WEED AND WHEN THE AVENGERS AMBUSHED HIM, THE WEED BURNED DOWN AND AVENGERS AND THANOS BECAME HIGH, THEY TALKED FOR A BIT AND DISCOVERED THEY HAD A LOT IN COMMON AND THAT THANOS IS A PRETTY CHILL DUDE, SINCE THEN, THEY PLAYED MINECRAFT TOGETHER EVERY SUNDAY El l ey art
Ending 23,965 Everything's pretty much the same except Thanos' official artist paints him from the opposite side this time
Ending 257843 Thanos uses the second snap to trap the heroes in a pocket dimension where reality plays out like Endgame thus tricking the Avengers into thinking they won
Ending 177013 uh

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[1] Wikipedia – Avengers: Infinity War

[2] Reddit – Endgame Spoilers

[3] Reddit – /r/TheOther14Mil

[4] Reddit – Alternative Ending 13235274

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Added May 15, 2019 at 05:25PM EDT by Philipp.

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This entry contains spoilers for 2018 superhero film Avengers: Infinity War and 2019 superhero film Avengers: Endgame.

About

Alternative Avengers: Endgame Endings refer to fan-written alternative endings for 2019 Marvel superhero film Avengers: Endgame. Memes following the format usually reference the 14 million potential futures envisioned by the character Doctor Strange in the 2018 superhero film Avengers: Infinity War.

Origin

On April 27th, 2018, Marvel superhero film Avengers: Infinity War premiered.[1] In one scene of the film, character Dr. Strange explains that he looked into the future in search for a potential win scenario for the main group of characters, and only found one favorable outcome out of over 14 million.



Spread

Following the leak of 2019 superhero film Avengers: Endgame, before April 26th, 2019, an unknown user created a text post describing a humorous alternative ending of the film in which Thanos challenges the Avengers to a penis measuring contest. On April 26th, 2019, Redditor gdawg311 posted the text to /r/copypasta subreddit where it gained over 470 upvotes in three weeks.[2]

At the end of Endgame, Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even come close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. He is buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51.

On May 11th, 2019, Redditor MrPyroTek created a subreddit /r/TheOther14Mil for the purpose of submitting theories on what other 14 million futures seen by Dr. Strange could have been.[3] The subreddit gained over 12,300 members within five days. In the following days, multiple notable posts containing text and image depictions of alternative Avengers: Endgame and Avengers: Infinity War endings were submitted to the subreddit (examples shown below).


He snaps himself made with mematic At the end of Endgame Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even come close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. He is buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51. Ending 64680 With all six stones,I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. I call that mercy Are you challenging met Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo

On May 14th, 2019, Redditor Plazm0z reposted his earlier post to /r/TheOther14Mil which used artwork by Instagram artist Elleyart to /r/thanosdidnothingwrong subreddit, where it gained over 33,900 upvotes (shown below).[4]


Ending 13235274 The Avengers ambush Thanos on his farm like the film. Although instead of dismembering him they notice his lovely farm, they choose to let the titan live and teach them in the tarming and culinarv arts. They learn his ways of balancé and they learn that Thanos did nothing wrong

In the following days, the format gained further spread in /r/thanosdidnothingwrong and other subreddits.

Various Examples


ENDING 391979: copter to the s hanos brings the Ihano final battte and the Avengers just give up as soon as they see how friggin THANOS Ending 1930279; Tony insists on riding into battle on a wheel chair. TONY? I AM IRON-MAN! 1-25 ENDING 69420 INSTEAD OF FOOD, THANOS STARTED GROWING WEED AND WHEN THE AVENGERS AMBUSHED HIM, THE WEED BURNED DOWN AND AVENGERS AND THANOS BECAME HIGH, THEY TALKED FOR A BIT AND DISCOVERED THEY HAD A LOT IN COMMON AND THAT THANOS IS A PRETTY CHILL DUDE, SINCE THEN, THEY PLAYED MINECRAFT TOGETHER EVERY SUNDAY El l ey art
Ending 23,965 Everything's pretty much the same except Thanos' official artist paints him from the opposite side this time Ending 257843 Thanos uses the second snap to trap the heroes in a pocket dimension where reality plays out like Endgame thus tricking the Avengers into thinking they won Ending 177013 uh

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E l l ey art

Search Interest

External References

[1] Wikipedia – Avengers: Infinity War

[2] Reddit – Endgame Spoilers

[3] Reddit – /r/TheOther14Mil

[4] Reddit – Alternative Ending 13235274

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Ending #13,256,985: Tony swipes the stones off Thanos, but suddenly remembers he never learned how to snap his fingers properly. Thanos spends an entire 15 minutes attempting to teach him out of pity before finally crushing his skull out of exasperation and snapping everyone without so much as a one-liner, his mood entirely killed by the whole ordeal

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