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TheZonaNemona @ZonaNemona : call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook her food. i do whatever she says because she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. she owns me. if she ever cheats on me it's because i was lacking.
Adam Ellis @moby_dickhead Call me old fashioned but I was raised to make my own food, do my own laundry, and clean my own home. brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 6:15 PM 11 Jun 2019
emma riley crane @emma_rileyyyy Call me old fashioned, but when I have a husband, I will make him dinner every night, care for the kids, churn butter every morning after milking the cows, weave clothing from the wool I sheared off our sheep, and die of cholera because it is 1828 10:11 PM 12 Jun 2019 from Austin, TX
Rachel Parker @rachelprobably call me old fashioned but i was raised to tAkE cArE oF mY hUsBaNd, MILK THE COWS,, birth the chilldrllren-; DIE of influenza.,,,,, wash my husband in the CREEK-., miLk the childldren, MAIL my HUSBAND to the WAR,.:(0-,, and cough up blood!!! and THAT'S exactly wife i will be! brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 7:11 PM 11 Jun 2019
Not Lane Lucero @TheLifeOfLane Call me old fashioned, but I was raised to help my wife with whatever I possibly can. Make her plate when I need to. I'm capable of running a load of laundry. Run the shower for her when l'm leavin for work to help her wake up. And Sunday's, EVERYONE cleans the mf house brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 9:02 AM 11 Jun 2019
brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc. and that's exactly wife i will be 6:13 PM - 10 Jun 2019
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About

Call Me Old Fashioned refers to a phrasal template mocking a tweet that claims the Twitter user was "raised to take care of [their] husband."

Origin

On June 10th, 2019, Twitter user @_brylealangley[1] tweeted, "call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he’s up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc. and that’s exactly wife i will be" (show below). The tweet gained over 57,700 likes and 13,000 retweets in a week.

brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc. and that's exactly wife i will be 6:13 PM - 10 Jun 2019

Spread

On June 11th, 2019, Twitter user @TheLifeOfLane[2] used the original template to voice his own point of view (shown below, left). The tweet accumulated over 3,200 likes and 400 retweets in six days. Other Twitter users applied the template to potential sinister marital situations. On June 13th, @emstrology[3] tweeted, "call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband Poison his plate one night, wash the evidence away, pretend to mourn at his funeral, inherit his wealth, etc. and that’s exactly wife i will be" (shown below, center). That same day, Twitter user @conangray[4] tweeted, "call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband chew his food for him and spit it directly into his mouth, wipe his ass for him after he shits, treat him like a big fat ugly oversized baby etc. that’s exactly the wife i will be" (shown below, right). The tweet gained over 17,300 retweets and 100,700 likes in four days.

Not Lane Lucero @TheLifeOfLane Call me old fashioned, but I was raised to help my wife with whatever I possibly can. Make her plate when I need to. I'm capable of running a load of laundry. Run the shower for her when l'm leavin for work to help her wake up. And Sunday's, EVERYONE cleans the mf house brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 9:02 AM 11 Jun 2019
Emilyyyyyy @emstrology call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband Poison his plate one night, wash the evidence away, pretend to mourn at his funeral, inherit his wealth, etc. and that's exactly wife i will be 6:20 PM 13 Jun 2019
conan gray @conangray call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband chew his food for him and spit it directly into his mouth, wipe his ass for him after he s----, treat him like a big fat ugly oversized baby etc. that's exactly the wife i will be brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 4:08 PM 13 Jun 2019

"Raised To Serve My Wife" Variation

Shortly after the "raised to serve my husband" variations grew popular, a "copypasta" variation featuring "I was raised to serve my wife" began growing popular on Twitter. Contrary to the "husband" variations, these largely served to express adoration for a female celebrity or fictional character. The copypasta reads:

call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. clean up after her. take care of her every day and cook for her every night. my wife’s needs come first. if my wife cheats on me it means i’ve fucked up and i need to address myself.

An early example was posted on July 24th, 2019, by @lisaismylifee[5] and featured Lisa from Blackpink, gaining over 20 retweets and 80 likes in four years (shown below, left). On July 20th, 2023, Twitter user @ZonaNemona[6] posted a variation featuring Nemona from Pokémon, gaining over 25 retweets and 270 likes in one week (shown below, right).

Far 0:01 @lisaismylifee call me old fashioned but as a woman i was raised to SERVE my wife. clean up after her. take care of her every day and cook for her every night. my wife's needs come FIRST. if my wife cheats on me it means i've f----- up and i need to address myself ... From vousjay 7:20 AM. Jul 24, 2019
TheZonaNemona @ZonaNemona : call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook her food. i do whatever she says because she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. she owns me. if she ever cheats on me it's because i was lacking.

Various Examples

brown anna kendrick @meeracleshappen call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his blood off my hands when I kill him, make sure he's buried in our backyard, always have a clean house so the police don't find out, etc. and that's exactly wife i will be 7:48 PM - 12 Jun 2019
Rachel Parker @rachelprobably call me old fashioned but i was raised to tAkE cArE oF mY hUsBaNd, MILK THE COWS,, birth the chilldrllren-; DIE of influenza.,,,,, wash my husband in the CREEK-., miLk the childldren, MAIL my HUSBAND to the WAR,.:(0-,, and cough up blood!!! and THAT'S exactly wife i will be! brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 7:11 PM 11 Jun 2019
necia @Laneciaaa_xo Call me old fashioned but I was raised to chew my husbands food for him, spit it into his mouth so he doesn't have to waste energy chewing, be his step stool while he brushes his teeth, and never leave the house so a man can't look at me ever 1:27 PM - 14 Jun 2019
Jawn 3:16 @JulieOfcharsky Nobody: Pick me Twitter: Call me old fashioned but I was raised to be a maid to my significant other with no financial or emotional benefits! No need to take me on dates I will eat from the trash like a f------ rabid opposum, all while providing unlimited sex & emotional labor 2:59 PM - 11 Jun 2019
emma riley crane @emma_rileyyyy Call me old fashioned, but when I have a husband, I will make him dinner every night, care for the kids, churn butter every morning after milking the cows, weave clothing from the wool I sheared off our sheep, and die of cholera because it is 1828 10:11 PM 12 Jun 2019 from Austin, TX
Adam Ellis @moby_dickhead Call me old fashioned but I was raised to make my own food, do my own laundry, and clean my own home. brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 6:15 PM 11 Jun 2019

Search Interest

External References

[1] Twitter – _brylealangley

[2] Twitter – TheLifeOfLane

[3] Twitter – emstrology

[4] Twitter – Conangray

[5] Twitter – lisaismylifee

[6] Twitter – ZonaNemona

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Call Me Old Fashioned refers to a phrasal template mocking a tweet that claims the Twitter user was "raised to take care of [their] husband."

Origin

On June 10th, 2019, Twitter user @_brylealangley[1] tweeted, "call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he’s up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc. and that’s exactly wife i will be" (show below). The tweet gained over 57,700 likes and 13,000 retweets in a week.


brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc. and that's exactly wife i will be 6:13 PM - 10 Jun 2019

Spread

On June 11th, 2019, Twitter user @TheLifeOfLane[2] used the original template to voice his own point of view (shown below, left). The tweet accumulated over 3,200 likes and 400 retweets in six days. Other Twitter users applied the template to potential sinister marital situations. On June 13th, @emstrology[3] tweeted, "call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband Poison his plate one night, wash the evidence away, pretend to mourn at his funeral, inherit his wealth, etc. and that’s exactly wife i will be" (shown below, center). That same day, Twitter user @conangray[4] tweeted, "call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband chew his food for him and spit it directly into his mouth, wipe his ass for him after he shits, treat him like a big fat ugly oversized baby etc. that’s exactly the wife i will be" (shown below, right). The tweet gained over 17,300 retweets and 100,700 likes in four days.


Not Lane Lucero @TheLifeOfLane Call me old fashioned, but I was raised to help my wife with whatever I possibly can. Make her plate when I need to. I'm capable of running a load of laundry. Run the shower for her when l'm leavin for work to help her wake up. And Sunday's, EVERYONE cleans the mf house brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 9:02 AM 11 Jun 2019 Emilyyyyyy @emstrology call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband Poison his plate one night, wash the evidence away, pretend to mourn at his funeral, inherit his wealth, etc. and that's exactly wife i will be 6:20 PM 13 Jun 2019 conan gray @conangray call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband chew his food for him and spit it directly into his mouth, wipe his ass for him after he s----, treat him like a big fat ugly oversized baby etc. that's exactly the wife i will be brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 4:08 PM 13 Jun 2019

"Raised To Serve My Wife" Variation

Shortly after the "raised to serve my husband" variations grew popular, a "copypasta" variation featuring "I was raised to serve my wife" began growing popular on Twitter. Contrary to the "husband" variations, these largely served to express adoration for a female celebrity or fictional character. The copypasta reads:

call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. clean up after her. take care of her every day and cook for her every night. my wife’s needs come first. if my wife cheats on me it means i’ve fucked up and i need to address myself.

An early example was posted on July 24th, 2019, by @lisaismylifee[5] and featured Lisa from Blackpink, gaining over 20 retweets and 80 likes in four years (shown below, left). On July 20th, 2023, Twitter user @ZonaNemona[6] posted a variation featuring Nemona from Pokémon, gaining over 25 retweets and 270 likes in one week (shown below, right).


Far 0:01 @lisaismylifee call me old fashioned but as a woman i was raised to SERVE my wife. clean up after her. take care of her every day and cook for her every night. my wife's needs come FIRST. if my wife cheats on me it means i've f----- up and i need to address myself ... From vousjay 7:20 AM. Jul 24, 2019 TheZonaNemona @ZonaNemona : call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my wife. i clean the dishes and cook her food. i do whatever she says because she is my wife and she makes the rules around the house. she owns me. if she ever cheats on me it's because i was lacking.

Various Examples


brown anna kendrick @meeracleshappen call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his blood off my hands when I kill him, make sure he's buried in our backyard, always have a clean house so the police don't find out, etc. and that's exactly wife i will be 7:48 PM - 12 Jun 2019 Rachel Parker @rachelprobably call me old fashioned but i was raised to tAkE cArE oF mY hUsBaNd, MILK THE COWS,, birth the chilldrllren-; DIE of influenza.,,,,, wash my husband in the CREEK-., miLk the childldren, MAIL my HUSBAND to the WAR,.:(0-,, and cough up blood!!! and THAT'S exactly wife i will be! brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 7:11 PM 11 Jun 2019 necia @Laneciaaa_xo Call me old fashioned but I was raised to chew my husbands food for him, spit it into his mouth so he doesn't have to waste energy chewing, be his step stool while he brushes his teeth, and never leave the house so a man can't look at me ever 1:27 PM - 14 Jun 2019 Jawn 3:16 @JulieOfcharsky Nobody: Pick me Twitter: Call me old fashioned but I was raised to be a maid to my significant other with no financial or emotional benefits! No need to take me on dates I will eat from the trash like a f------ rabid opposum, all while providing unlimited sex & emotional labor 2:59 PM - 11 Jun 2019 emma riley crane @emma_rileyyyy Call me old fashioned, but when I have a husband, I will make him dinner every night, care for the kids, churn butter every morning after milking the cows, weave clothing from the wool I sheared off our sheep, and die of cholera because it is 1828 10:11 PM 12 Jun 2019 from Austin, TX Adam Ellis @moby_dickhead Call me old fashioned but I was raised to make my own food, do my own laundry, and clean my own home. brylea kay @_brylealangley call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my husband make his plate every night, wash his work clothes for him, make sure he's up for work the next morning, always have a clean house for him to come home to, etc.... 6:15 PM 11 Jun 2019

Search Interest

External References

[1] Twitter – _brylealangley

[2] Twitter – TheLifeOfLane

[3] Twitter – emstrology

[4] Twitter – Conangray

[5] Twitter – lisaismylifee

[6] Twitter – ZonaNemona

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You know, say what you want about "traditional wives" and the desire to be one. But this girl really was asking for this kind of reaction. The whole thing just comes across as pretentious and try hard in the way counter-counter culture people often are. It's like if I tried to make a post boasting about how I'm not interested in dating. Expect even more obnoxious.

It's also just kind of a funny template. Like, I can't help but come up with my own versions of this speech even as I write this down.

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It's mildly upsetting seeing so many people downplay and some demonize what is most likely the most important task in all of human history: being a parent.

People that treat parents like idiots and stay-at-home-moms/housewives like lepers are honestly the real fools, they will never understand the importance and difficulty of parenthood.

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