Dapper Man Pumping Gas While Smoking Cigarette / X Could Be Here, I Hate X meme format depicting a guy wearing a suit while pumping gas into a honda civic.

Dapper Man Pumping Gas While Smoking Cigarette / X Could Be Here, I Hate X

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Dapper Man Pumping Gas While Smoking Cigarette, also known as X Could Be Here, I Hate X, is an exploitable image macro and phrasal template meme in which a man wearing sunglasses and a suit can be seen pumping gas into his car at a Family Express while smoking a cigarette. The image first circulated in 2018 as part of a Facebook post in which someone complained about the man's recklessness. The photo was subsequently posted to 4chan's /lit/ forum where an anonymous user wrote a short story in which the man is made to be racist toward Black people. The snowclone "X could be here, I hate X" is also labeled as a racist dog whistle against Black people by some online.

Origin

The image of the suited man pumping gas into his gold Honda Civic at a Family Express while smoking a cigarette traces back to a Facebook screenshot in which someone appears to have shared his photo to complain about his recklessness. The Facebook post reads:

Do you see anything wrong with this picture? Yes that is a LIT cigarette in his mouth. He then proceeded to get in his car and TAKE A HIT FROM A BONG. IN THE MIDDLE OF A FAMILY EXPRESS WHILE PUMPING GAS.
What the hell is wrong with people?!?! (And his car was running!!)


3 June at 12:32- Do you see anything wrong with this picture? Yes that is a LIT c-------- in his mouth. He then proceeded to get in his car and TAKE A HIT FROM A BONG. IN THE MIDDLE OF A FAMILY EXPRESS WHILE PUMPING GAS. What the hell is wrong with people?!?! (And his car was running!!) FAMILY EXPRESS E85 1.79 9⁹ 2.24 9⁹ Regular MILK 2.99

While the origin of the Facebook post is presently unknown, the earliest known instance of the above screenshot being shared was an April 1st, 2018, post by Facebook user Stoned Meadow of Doom.[1]

On November 23rd, 2018, an anonymous user posted the image of the man to 4chan's /lit/[2] board with the prompt, "write a short story about this image." Another anonymous user replied with the following short story:


"N**** could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be N**** anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE N****" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

: Anonymous FAMILY EXPRESS 179⁰ <-224 -2.99 105 KB JPG 11/22/18(Thu)20:40:55 No.12124665 write a short story about this image FAMILY EXPRESS E85 1.79 9⁹ 2.249 MILK 2.99 Reguler : Anonymous 11/22/18(Thu)20:55:41 No.12124717 "N------ could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be N------ anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE N------" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud. >>12125163 # >>12125271 # >>12125363 # >>12125934 # >>12126070 # >>12126078 # >>12126269 # >>12126314 # >>12127192 # >>12127317 # >>12129128 # >>12130102 # >>12130338 # >>12130838 # >>12131680 # >>12132306 #



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On November 29th, 2020, iFunny[3] user wubs posted an edited version of the original Facebook post, gathering over 100 smiles in three years (seen below).


Do you see anything wrong with this picture? Yes that is a LIT c-------- in his mouth. He then proceeded to get out of his car and pick up his gnome that fell out IN THE MIDDLE OF A FAMILY EXPRESS WHILE PUMPING GAS. What the hell is wrong with people?!?! (And his car was running!!) ifunny.co

On June 13, 2022, X[4] user @JoshRainerGold posted the image with the caption, "We used to be a proper country" in reference to the catchphrase. The post gathered over 3,000 likes in a year. On September 11th, X[5] user @desertguerilla used the copypasta from the aforementioned 4chan story, gathering over 900 likes in a similar timeframe (seen below).


Pepperoni Enjoyer @desertguerilla "MERMAIDS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this cove before. There could be MERMAIDS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE MERMAIDS" he thought. A sea shanty reverberated his entire ship, making it pulsate even as the rum circulated... 7:54 AM . Sep 11, 2022 ...

On May 21st, 2023, X[6] user @Babygravy9 (RAW EGG NATIONALIST) used a phrasal template from the original 4chan copypasta to write, "Teens could be here," he thought. "I HATE teens." On May 24th, X[7] user @SNicotinus posted a redraw of the original image with a caption that started with, "BARBARIANS could be here," gathering over 2,800 likes in three months (seen below).


Septimius Nicotinus @SNicotinus "BARBARIANS could be here" he thought. "I've never been on this part of the Limes Germanicus before." The cool air felt good on his bare chest "I HATE BARBARIANS" He thought. His horse snorted loudly and the 9 denarii wine circulated through his powerful Roman veins and washed away his (merited) fear of uncivilized peoples. "With a horse, you can go anywhere you want." He said to himself out loud. 无 ROMA EXPRESS 11:59 PM . May 24, 2023 203.5K Views 336 Reposts 4 Quotes 2,872 Likes 208 Bookmarks

Various Examples


RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9. Jun 9 2023 "Cold-hearted teens could be here," he thought. "I HATE cold-hearted teens." New York Post FAMILY EXPRESS E85 1.79⁹ 2.24⁹ Regular MILK 2.99 @nypost Jun 8 . Cold-hearted teens steal 8-year-old NYC boy's lemonade stand earnings trib.al/dxiXLpz : Shaniqua Posting Delusions @DeIudedShaniqwa Jun 15 2023 "Shirtless strangers could be here" he thought, "I HATE shirltess strangers" New York Post 70 FAMILY EXPRESS 1 394 E85 1.79 9⁹ 2.249 MILK 2.99 Regular @nypost Jun 15 . Shirtless stranger shoves, kicks woman, 75, leaving Macy's Herald Square: cops trib.al/yQHzknF 5,675 ₁373.9K : William Wheelwright @ploughmansfolly. Jun 11 2023 "LARGER DOGS could be here," he thought... "I HATE larger dogs..." O Crazy Clips 0:40 25 FAMILY EXPRESS 234 E85 1.79 9⁹ 2.24⁹ MILK 2.99 @crazyclipsonly. Jun 10 A larger dog grabs a puppy off of a woman's lap while she is eating lunch 3,429 ₁287.1K : ↑ Tes Zero HP Lovecraft @0x49fa98 86518451 PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WOULD FEEL IF THEY HAD BREAKFAST YESTERDAY could be here, he thought. I hate PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WOULD FEEL IF THEY HAD BREAKFAST YESTERDAY. The cool breeze felt good against his bare chest as eggs, bacon, and pancakes coursed through his 6:04 AM - Apr 30, 2023 49.2K Views ⠀: gettyimages Jupiterimages

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External References

[1] Facebook – Stoned Meadow of Doom

[2] 4chan – /lit/

[3] iFunny – wubs

[4]   X – JoshRainerGold

[5] X – desertguerilla

[6] X – Babygravy9

[7] X – SNicotinus

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