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Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.
Anonymous 10/23/24(Wed)03:30:35 No.204765370 >Short wolverine scene wolverine.jpg 91 KB JPG >All girls in audience burst out laughing >"OMG, HE'S UNDER 6' AHAHAHAHA!" >"EWW, WHY IS WOLVERINE AN INGEL?" >"YOU CAN TELL HE'S A VIRGIN LOL!" >Try to get up to leave >They can tell I'm 5'10 and they start throwing popcorn and soda at me >Entire theater boos as I try to run away >Trip and fall down >Girl looks down and says "you'll never have me" Why are movies always like this nowadays? I didn't choose to be born this way.

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Anon goes to dr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Sir?oh,sis 46 KB JPG >be me 11/21/24(Thu)13:55:32 No.927677102 > Biohacker focussed on male vitality and nutraceuticals >Was studying hormesis and light bulb went off >I can train my body to adapt >Start drinking a liter of vodka a day > After 2 months of this I start shaking and see white flashes in the corner of my eyes and a wave of cold come over me everytime when i cut back to 1/4 a liter >Go to Dr for yearly labs > Explain I'm a biohacker implementing hormetic stressors >" And what does that entail" >Explain >Dr tells me to stop immediately and writes me a prescription for valium and tells me " it is imperative you take this or you will die" >" Are you threatening me" >"No but your idiocy is" So I need a pill for lack of something natural, got it
: Anonymous Sir?oh,sis 46 KB JPG >be me 11/21/24(Thu)13:55:32 No.927677102 > Biohacker focussed on male vitality and nutraceuticals >Was studying hormesis and light bulb went off >I can train my body to adapt >Start drinking a liter of vodka a day > After 2 months of this I start shaking and see white flashes in the corner of my eyes and a wave of cold come over me everytime when i cut back to 1/4 a liter >Go to Dr for yearly labs > Explain I'm a biohacker implementing hormetic stressors >" And what does that entail" >Explain >Dr tells me to stop immediately and writes me a prescription for valium and tells me " it is imperative you take this or you will die" >" Are you threatening me" >"No but your idiocy is" So I need a pill for lack of something natural, got it

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Anon had to take off shirt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher
Anonymous 5 KB JPG 03/10/21(Wed)21:45:22 No.62695227 >be me >highschool gym class >shirts vs skins >take off shirt >gym teacher sees my bruises >get called into office >asked if bruises are from home >no these are from school >oh ok >never chosen for skins again >thanks gym teacher

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Long Range Recon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Le natural 07/19/24(Fri)16:01:13 No.78203148 mila-kunis(1).jpg 26 KB JPG >there are fake w----- everywhere, we want natural beauty! No tattoos, no makeup, no fake nails! >*I show my hairy legs, face which never has makeup on, hands which never had fake nails* >ewww you are ugly and dirty and your hands are manly >but you said you want natural, also there is nothing dirty about hair, you have hairy legs too >b but its ugly and gross, men are allowed to have hairy legs though, I didnt want a natural cavewoman, I actually wanted a big booba Stacy 50s tradwife in a sunflower dress with everything shaved under her eyebrows, face full of makeup and fake nails (but nice fake nails, not w---- nails) Why are men such liars (not asking for attention or simping, I want serious answers to why men are like that)
Anonymous Le natural 07/19/24(Fri)16:01:13 No.78203148 mila-kunis(1).jpg 26 KB JPG >there are fake w----- everywhere, we want natural beauty! No tattoos, no makeup, no fake nails! >*I show my hairy legs, face which never has makeup on, hands which never had fake nails* >ewww you are ugly and dirty and your hands are manly >but you said you want natural, also there is nothing dirty about hair, you have hairy legs too >b but its ugly and gross, men are allowed to have hairy legs though, I didnt want a natural cavewoman, I actually wanted a big booba Stacy 50s tradwife in a sunflower dress with everything shaved under her eyebrows, face full of makeup and fake nails (but nice fake nails, not w---- nails) Why are men such liars (not asking for attention or simping, I want serious answers to why men are like that)

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I’m a goofy goober | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven
Anonymous How Spongebob saved my life 178 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)20:06:33 No.902662471 >Be childhood me, bullied at school, divorced parents, only good thing in life was Spongebob >Be 19 years old me, suicidal, depressive, alcoholic, decided to end my life at night >Took a nap before, in that nap, i dreamt about the Spongebob crew convincing me to don't end it all, at the end of the dream, Spongebob hugged me and told me that life is worth it >Woke up crying, still cried during hours >Be 20 years old me (actual), powerlifter, went to rehab, and now security guard I still cry when i remember this, thanks Stephen Hillenburg, i hope that God has given you the best spot in heaven

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Groovy addiction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:02:35 No.205336908 FDquXdSXEAgSEKT.jpg 25 KB JPG >trying to quit smoking >put on movie >every character is smoking non stop and looking cool : Anonymous >>205336908 (OP) # 11/05/24(Tue)07:03:48 No.205336947 Just stop buying cigarettes. It's not that f------ hard. >>205347312 # Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:05:02 No.205336991 Guess who makes all those movies....
Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:02:35 No.205336908 FDquXdSXEAgSEKT.jpg 25 KB JPG >trying to quit smoking >put on movie >every character is smoking non stop and looking cool : Anonymous >>205336908 (OP) # 11/05/24(Tue)07:03:48 No.205336947 Just stop buying cigarettes. It's not that f------ hard. >>205347312 # Anonymous 11/05/24(Tue)07:05:02 No.205336991 Guess who makes all those movies....

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The Hood is Not Enough | /r/Greentext

File: 43sh2we54, png (120 KB, 729x690) 4 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli says they are looking for a male in their 30s for the next James Bond. They are also open to the idea of Bond being a person of color. (Source: independent.co.uk/news/barbara-b...) 0077 Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:06:13 No.206008465 >>206008622 >>206008698 >>206008730 >>206008831 >>206009071 >>206009197 >>206009247 >>206009276 >>206009985 >>206009991 >>206010631 >>206010712 >>206011072 >>206011851 >>206013014 >>206013044 >>206013062 >>206013247 >>206013319 >>206013524 >>206013832 >>206014038 >>206014822 >>206016436 >>206017119 >>206017583 >>206018152 >>206020058 >>206020162 Thoughts? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:21:25 No.206009071 ►>>206012919 >>206012939 >>206013119 File: ggadgets.png (1.21 MB, 1336x700) >>206008465 (OP) Now, 007 its time to show you your new gear >international food stamps >a regular watch we set 20 mins ahead so you arrive on time >hi point 9mm with purple paralyzer snap caps >a chrysler 300 capable of being driven with a boot attached >a monkey speak amulet >rocket equipped air jordans >carbon nanoweave extensions >a race card >and of course... a license to steal Do try not to pawn it
File: 43sh2we54, png (120 KB, 729x690) 4 DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm James Bond producer Barbara Broccoli says they are looking for a male in their 30s for the next James Bond. They are also open to the idea of Bond being a person of color. (Source: independent.co.uk/news/barbara-b...) 0077 Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:06:13 No.206008465 >>206008622 >>206008698 >>206008730 >>206008831 >>206009071 >>206009197 >>206009247 >>206009276 >>206009985 >>206009991 >>206010631 >>206010712 >>206011072 >>206011851 >>206013014 >>206013044 >>206013062 >>206013247 >>206013319 >>206013524 >>206013832 >>206014038 >>206014822 >>206016436 >>206017119 >>206017583 >>206018152 >>206020058 >>206020162 Thoughts? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)12:21:25 No.206009071 ►>>206012919 >>206012939 >>206013119 File: ggadgets.png (1.21 MB, 1336x700) >>206008465 (OP) Now, 007 its time to show you your new gear >international food stamps >a regular watch we set 20 mins ahead so you arrive on time >hi point 9mm with purple paralyzer snap caps >a chrysler 300 capable of being driven with a boot attached >a monkey speak amulet >rocket equipped air jordans >carbon nanoweave extensions >a race card >and of course... a license to steal Do try not to pawn it

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Nine Lives | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:46:40 No.79516259 313 KB PNG >Don't have to pay rent >Don't have to pay for food >Get to sleep all day >Random strangers like to pet you >Nobody thinks your ugly I wish I was a cat.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:46:40 No.79516259 313 KB PNG >Don't have to pay rent >Don't have to pay for food >Get to sleep all day >Random strangers like to pet you >Nobody thinks your ugly I wish I was a cat.

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Me and HMRC | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: U6MvUKP) I f------ hate taxes sin HM Revenue & Customs 22 KB PNG >Pay Tobacco Tax >Buy a house >Pay Tax >Live in that house >Pay tax >Buy anything >Pay VAT >Fill up my car >Pay Climate tax >Register my car >Pay Climate tax ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:10:38 No.489081847 >By Alcohol to drown my sorrows >Pay Alcohol tax >Buy cigarettes >Use electricity and gas >Pay Climate tax >Sell house? >Taxy tax TAX!!!! >Make money >Pay Income tax >Work overtime for more money >Pay even more income tax >Pay Tax? >Pay Tax tax. >Leave this s----- country >Pay up n----! >Commit suicide? >Inheritance tax Anonymous (ID: Xp/vtpky) 294 KB JPG 11/20/24(Wed)20:12:15 No.489081968 >>489081847 (OP) European problem Move to America, britbong
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: U6MvUKP) I f------ hate taxes sin HM Revenue & Customs 22 KB PNG >Pay Tobacco Tax >Buy a house >Pay Tax >Live in that house >Pay tax >Buy anything >Pay VAT >Fill up my car >Pay Climate tax >Register my car >Pay Climate tax ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)20:10:38 No.489081847 >By Alcohol to drown my sorrows >Pay Alcohol tax >Buy cigarettes >Use electricity and gas >Pay Climate tax >Sell house? >Taxy tax TAX!!!! >Make money >Pay Income tax >Work overtime for more money >Pay even more income tax >Pay Tax? >Pay Tax tax. >Leave this s----- country >Pay up n----! >Commit suicide? >Inheritance tax Anonymous (ID: Xp/vtpky) 294 KB JPG 11/20/24(Wed)20:12:15 No.489081968 >>489081847 (OP) European problem Move to America, britbong

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Try the Dry Life | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 168 KB PNG >"I don't drink" ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)19:43:23 No.79515660 How do these people deal with being thirsty all the time?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 168 KB PNG >"I don't drink" ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/20/24(Wed)19:43:23 No.79515660 How do these people deal with being thirsty all the time?

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Anon has a muse | /r/Greentext

19 KB JPG >Be me, entering a very hard subject on uni, first day of class see a beautiful girl in the first seat > Go to class just to admire her and gain some courage to talk to her but can't because she's always with somebody > Still go to class and become more participative just to impress her. Lose the awareness of what am doing and just do things to impress this girl. > Time goes by and the semester is ending. Final work is making our own economic model that can be applied to the real world. I make an actualized version of the Ricardian equivalence, really put a lot of effort into it. > I take a haircut, buy a nice sweater and some pants to look good on the day of the presentation. That day comes comes, see that she didn't come to class. Still present my work and get a good score but get bummed because she couldn't see my presentation > next semester find out through a friend of hers that she had a breakdown cause she couldn't do the model and abandoned the subject, now she's reappeating it. Is wild what this girl did to me with just her presence. I'm recently just becoming aware of how pathetic it was of me to go this far to gain her attention instead of just talking to her. Still have to thank her for being my inspiration to put some effort i guess.
19 KB JPG >Be me, entering a very hard subject on uni, first day of class see a beautiful girl in the first seat > Go to class just to admire her and gain some courage to talk to her but can't because she's always with somebody > Still go to class and become more participative just to impress her. Lose the awareness of what am doing and just do things to impress this girl. > Time goes by and the semester is ending. Final work is making our own economic model that can be applied to the real world. I make an actualized version of the Ricardian equivalence, really put a lot of effort into it. > I take a haircut, buy a nice sweater and some pants to look good on the day of the presentation. That day comes comes, see that she didn't come to class. Still present my work and get a good score but get bummed because she couldn't see my presentation > next semester find out through a friend of hers that she had a breakdown cause she couldn't do the model and abandoned the subject, now she's reappeating it. Is wild what this girl did to me with just her presence. I'm recently just becoming aware of how pathetic it was of me to go this far to gain her attention instead of just talking to her. Still have to thank her for being my inspiration to put some effort i guess.

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Im just glad it was Zendaya | /r/Greentext

File: 1732084497421.jpg (826 KB, 1080x1080) ■ Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)01:37:18 No.206021577 >>206021651 >>206021652 >>206021952 >>206021958 >>206023407 >>206024065 >>206024156 >>206024233 >>206024309 >>206024629 >>206024713 >>206025666 >>206025898 >>206026018 >>206026252 >>206026549 >>206027836 >>206027936 >>206028133 >>206028187 >>206028234 >>206028733 >>206029040 >>206029629 >>206029805 >>206029892 >>206030208 >>206030834 >>206030840 >>206031995 >>206032080 >>206032332 >>206033148 >>206033514 >>206033641 >>206034039 >>206034398 >>206034553 >>206034751 >>206035168 >>206035283 >>206035856 >>206035900 >>206036101 >>206036211 >>206036317 >>206038709 >>206040763 >>206041392 >we wuz trainin dragonz and shieet
File: 1732084497421.jpg (826 KB, 1080x1080) ■ Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)01:37:18 No.206021577 >>206021651 >>206021652 >>206021952 >>206021958 >>206023407 >>206024065 >>206024156 >>206024233 >>206024309 >>206024629 >>206024713 >>206025666 >>206025898 >>206026018 >>206026252 >>206026549 >>206027836 >>206027936 >>206028133 >>206028187 >>206028234 >>206028733 >>206029040 >>206029629 >>206029805 >>206029892 >>206030208 >>206030834 >>206030840 >>206031995 >>206032080 >>206032332 >>206033148 >>206033514 >>206033641 >>206034039 >>206034398 >>206034553 >>206034751 >>206035168 >>206035283 >>206035856 >>206035900 >>206036101 >>206036211 >>206036317 >>206038709 >>206040763 >>206041392 >we wuz trainin dragonz and shieet

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Anon watched Starship Troopers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG
: Anonymous 03/02/24(Sat) 13:53:30 No.196821808 >when the media literacy kicks and the giant man-eating insects are actually the good guys 69 KB JPG

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Anon is from the future | /r/Greentext

File: 2119.jpg (237 KB, 768x768) Nothing Ever Happens. Nothe Aprens Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:27:53 No.79508426 >be me >mutant scavenger in the year 2119 >born with three arms and glowing eyes, but still wondering what it means to be human >world got nuked decades ago everything is dust, ash, and memories of what once was >search the wastelands for relics of the Old World and the Old Ones >scavenging ruins, trying to piece together what life used to be >day starts like any other wander the endless deserts, shifting through the sand and rubble >find fragments of metal, plastic, and burnt books >stumble on something strange out in the middle of the dead desert no buildings, no shelters, just endless sand and sun >on a crumbling wall, half-buried in the dunes...a drawing? >looks like... a face? wide eyes, twisted mouth, staring into nothing next to it, words in the old script language long lost to the bombs >try to understand >what did they mean? Since that day I have always been perplexed by this drawing. Was this a warning? a lament? Or just madness scribbled on the edge of annihilation?
File: 2119.jpg (237 KB, 768x768) Nothing Ever Happens. Nothe Aprens Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:27:53 No.79508426 >be me >mutant scavenger in the year 2119 >born with three arms and glowing eyes, but still wondering what it means to be human >world got nuked decades ago everything is dust, ash, and memories of what once was >search the wastelands for relics of the Old World and the Old Ones >scavenging ruins, trying to piece together what life used to be >day starts like any other wander the endless deserts, shifting through the sand and rubble >find fragments of metal, plastic, and burnt books >stumble on something strange out in the middle of the dead desert no buildings, no shelters, just endless sand and sun >on a crumbling wall, half-buried in the dunes...a drawing? >looks like... a face? wide eyes, twisted mouth, staring into nothing next to it, words in the old script language long lost to the bombs >try to understand >what did they mean? Since that day I have always been perplexed by this drawing. Was this a warning? a lament? Or just madness scribbled on the edge of annihilation?

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Anon reaches enlightenment. | /r/Greentext

Is this what it's like to be a monk? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)02:57:56 No.927618949 ► >KHV in my late 30s >I've given up by now >Crappy job >No love life >Just work, games, movies, sleep, and fap >But now numb to it >Realized staying in my lane is comfortable >I don't feel anything anymore, I don't let the loneliness bother me anymore either. >Crappy job but I have friends there and I do have enough to pay rent, eat, and play some vidya. >Is this the path to enlightenment? Is this what them Buddhist Monks have been trying to achieve? I might've found the answer to loneliness, just embrace it and reach levels of nirvana that turns my social invisibility into a positive.
Is this what it's like to be a monk? Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)02:57:56 No.927618949 ► >KHV in my late 30s >I've given up by now >Crappy job >No love life >Just work, games, movies, sleep, and fap >But now numb to it >Realized staying in my lane is comfortable >I don't feel anything anymore, I don't let the loneliness bother me anymore either. >Crappy job but I have friends there and I do have enough to pay rent, eat, and play some vidya. >Is this the path to enlightenment? Is this what them Buddhist Monks have been trying to achieve? I might've found the answer to loneliness, just embrace it and reach levels of nirvana that turns my social invisibility into a positive.

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Music is life music is love | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 20 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed) 06:24:05 No.79506209 >Oh. My. Science. I heckin love music!! Humans didn't invent music. Music f------ invented humans!! I literally_cannot_fuckin_live without music!!! Music is... Le life!!!!!!!! View Thread 11/20/24(Wed) 08:40:10 No.79507079 >>79506209 (OP) # Music is kinda lame, it's same notes layerd in a loop, because humans are monkey brained retards, anything that has complexity in music sounds like noise
: Anonymous 7 KB PNG 20 Replies / 1 Image : Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed) 06:24:05 No.79506209 >Oh. My. Science. I heckin love music!! Humans didn't invent music. Music f------ invented humans!! I literally_cannot_fuckin_live without music!!! Music is... Le life!!!!!!!! View Thread 11/20/24(Wed) 08:40:10 No.79507079 >>79506209 (OP) # Music is kinda lame, it's same notes layerd in a loop, because humans are monkey brained retards, anything that has complexity in music sounds like noise

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Anon needs to hire an escort | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)05:09:11 No.440737 148 KB PNG >sister's wedding is tomorrow >I got a +1 >my mom suggested I bring Cortana >she doesn't realize I talk to my pc >mfw I need to pay an escort six hundred dollars to pretend her name is Cortana tomorrow 3 Replies / 5 Images View Threa
Anonymous 03/23/18(Fri)05:09:11 No.440737 148 KB PNG >sister's wedding is tomorrow >I got a +1 >my mom suggested I bring Cortana >she doesn't realize I talk to my pc >mfw I need to pay an escort six hundred dollars to pretend her name is Cortana tomorrow 3 Replies / 5 Images View Threa

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Lion For A Day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /tall/ Stories 48 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)09:41:12 No. 78200980 >at work, cleaning shelves >coworker asks me "anon, can you get the top shelf? It's too high for me." >noproblem.jpg >later, moving heavy crates together >she presses her boobs up against my hands >i don't say anything about it >she doesn't say anything about it >butwebothknew.bmp Tallbots, we're all gonna make it. Post your success stories down below Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:42:16 No.78200994 I'm 6'4", I've never touched boobs or really ever had a conversation with a girl though. Oh well >>78201018 # >>78201231 # >>78201425 # >>78204539 # >>78204547 #
: Anonymous /tall/ Stories 48 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)09:41:12 No. 78200980 >at work, cleaning shelves >coworker asks me "anon, can you get the top shelf? It's too high for me." >noproblem.jpg >later, moving heavy crates together >she presses her boobs up against my hands >i don't say anything about it >she doesn't say anything about it >butwebothknew.bmp Tallbots, we're all gonna make it. Post your success stories down below Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:42:16 No.78200994 I'm 6'4", I've never touched boobs or really ever had a conversation with a girl though. Oh well >>78201018 # >>78201231 # >>78201425 # >>78204539 # >>78204547 #

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Anon has questonable tastes. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG one day >kinda cute, ngl >be me 06/27/22(Mon)00:05:43 No.880882 >19yo loser >never been sexually nor romantically attracted to someone in my pathetic life >neither girls nor man nor waifus, nothing worked >start to think I'm asexual >friend asks me to babysit his 9yo sister >I agree since I am free >just let her play on their ps3 and slack off >towards end of the day I was preparing dinner for her >she comes over and asks if she can help me >talks to me about the magnets on their fridge >i start feeling heat in my chest and weird feeling in stomach >gets steonger with time >breathing gets harder and harder >we finish the food and she goes to eat >I go wash dishes in meantime >the feeling doesn't go away >she goes back to playing ps3 after the dinner >send her to bed once it gets late >talk on discord to pass time till my friend comes back >the feeling slowly fades away relief.jpeg >it comes back whenever I think of her >and I can't stop thinking about her Is that feeling what I think it is? Is that it for me /b/ros? What do I do now? Should I just kill myself?
Anonymous 42 KB JPG one day >kinda cute, ngl >be me 06/27/22(Mon)00:05:43 No.880882 >19yo loser >never been sexually nor romantically attracted to someone in my pathetic life >neither girls nor man nor waifus, nothing worked >start to think I'm asexual >friend asks me to babysit his 9yo sister >I agree since I am free >just let her play on their ps3 and slack off >towards end of the day I was preparing dinner for her >she comes over and asks if she can help me >talks to me about the magnets on their fridge >i start feeling heat in my chest and weird feeling in stomach >gets steonger with time >breathing gets harder and harder >we finish the food and she goes to eat >I go wash dishes in meantime >the feeling doesn't go away >she goes back to playing ps3 after the dinner >send her to bed once it gets late >talk on discord to pass time till my friend comes back >the feeling slowly fades away relief.jpeg >it comes back whenever I think of her >and I can't stop thinking about her Is that feeling what I think it is? Is that it for me /b/ros? What do I do now? Should I just kill myself?

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The freer the better | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 19:03:08 No.693749414 images.jpg 8 KB JPG >piracy sites gets shut down >r*dditors start freaking out about "game preservation" why is it so hard for some people to just admit that they want free s---?
Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 19:03:08 No.693749414 images.jpg 8 KB JPG >piracy sites gets shut down >r*dditors start freaking out about "game preservation" why is it so hard for some people to just admit that they want free s---?

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