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Eugen Rochko @Gargron@mastodon.social @mosseri just announced that #Threads users can finally follow fediverse accounts. Which means you can now reach 200M people from your Mastodon account without ever using Threads yourself. True decentralization happens on the fediverse! Dec 04, 2024, 07:40 PM 618 boosts 906 favorites Web

Eugen Rochko @Gargron@mastodon.social @mosseri just announced that #Threads users can finally follow fediverse accounts. Which means you can now reach 200M people from your Mastodon account without ever using Threads yourself. True decentralization happens on the fediverse! Dec 04, 2024, 07:40 PM 618 boosts 906 favorites Web

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They have a point

< Back Thread 194K views The Realest Recruiter + the_realestrecruiter 15h Unpopular opinion - remote workers are far more productive than "in-office" workers. No commute, No people distractions, No bathroom breaks. More work = more results. Agree? 7.4K Q1.2K 113 22

< Back Thread 194K views The Realest Recruiter + the_realestrecruiter 15h Unpopular opinion - remote workers are far more productive than "in-office" workers. No commute, No people distractions, No bathroom breaks. More work = more results. Agree? 7.4K Q1.2K 113 22

linkedin linkedin lunatics /r/linkedinlunatics insane people social media

Very humble

Me: *walks into a Crumbl cookie and gives my name for the order* Employee: name sounds familiar." Me: "Oh yeah?" *hands me cookie* "Your Employee: *Looks at me and hesitates* "Are you by any chance a writer?" Me: *taken aback* "Yes. I write dark romance." Employee: "Yes! The one about the wedding party in a mansion? With the games?!" Me: *grinning like an idiot* Employee: "Omg yes!!' Y'all, I've never met a reader out in *the wild.* I'm still tripping. 98 ...

Me: *walks into a Crumbl cookie and gives my name for the order* Employee: name sounds familiar." Me: "Oh yeah?" *hands me cookie* "Your Employee: *Looks at me and hesitates* "Are you by any chance a writer?" Me: *taken aback* "Yes. I write dark romance." Employee: "Yes! The one about the wedding party in a mansion? With the games?!" Me: *grinning like an idiot* Employee: "Omg yes!!' Y'all, I've never met a reader out in *the wild.* I'm still tripping. 98 ...

that happened /r/thathappened

Whatever you say

Thread < Back 0 242 views 22h Traveling the US.....IS being "well traveled" Our states are larger than some countries. The state of Texas is 3x larger than the entire United Kingdom. The culture and food within each states is vastly different from the next. Don't let anyone make you feel like you haven't traveled just because you've only traveled within the states. 10 3 1

Thread < Back 0 242 views 22h Traveling the US.....IS being "well traveled" Our states are larger than some countries. The state of Texas is 3x larger than the entire United Kingdom. The culture and food within each states is vastly different from the next. Don't let anyone make you feel like you haven't traveled just because you've only traveled within the states. 10 3 1

/r/shitamericanssay america americans facepalm

How it be

I HAVE DEPRESSION THEN GET SOME EXERCISE

I HAVE DEPRESSION THEN GET SOME EXERCISE

thanks i'm cured /r/thanksimcured bad advice cringe

Wish I was him

SpacedMom @copymama Follow My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said "That would be like sitting in a field of french fries." 20:49. 20 May 24.764K Views 1,847 Reposts 63 Quotes 34.3K Likes 746 Bookmarks

SpacedMom @copymama Follow My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said "That would be like sitting in a field of french fries." 20:49. 20 May 24.764K Views 1,847 Reposts 63 Quotes 34.3K Likes 746 Bookmarks

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm mildly interesting

Must be... nice?

Thing Bad @Merman Melville Follow Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day . 4:03 AM Jan 25, 2019 101 17.9K 33K 1K 80

Thing Bad @Merman Melville Follow Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day . 4:03 AM Jan 25, 2019 101 17.9K 33K 1K 80

brand new sentence /r/brandnewsentence hmmm mildly interesting

Guys...

Best country for Metal? 1. UK 2. US 19h 3. Europe 4. South America 76 Q449 02 ☑

Best country for Metal? 1. UK 2. US 19h 3. Europe 4. South America 76 Q449 02 ☑

/r/shitamericanssay things americans say america 'murica

Some people seem to forget...

11h Why do people keep posting about the time change when that isn't for a week? 26 119 ( 1 Replies View activity > 7h Because in Europe it's this weekend. You have to be very brave now but I've got to tell you the truth: there are more countries than the USA! To be brutally honest an entire planet with almost 200 different countries! I know it must hurt but the US citizens are roughly only 5% of the world population. A minority that doesn't set any standards. This is surely a lot to bear right now but be brave. You'll overcome it and get used to it... 360 Q 6 Show replies ☑ 2m + Because this is the internet, not the USA.

11h Why do people keep posting about the time change when that isn't for a week? 26 119 ( 1 Replies View activity > 7h Because in Europe it's this weekend. You have to be very brave now but I've got to tell you the truth: there are more countries than the USA! To be brutally honest an entire planet with almost 200 different countries! I know it must hurt but the US citizens are roughly only 5% of the world population. A minority that doesn't set any standards. This is surely a lot to bear right now but be brave. You'll overcome it and get used to it... 360 Q 6 Show replies ☑ 2m + Because this is the internet, not the USA.

/r/shitamericanssay things americans say america 'murica

I fear they don't

+ 17.20 h The European is from Europe the Russian is from Russia. The Australian is from Australia the Chinese is from China. The Japanese is from Japan. Where does the African American come from? Don't say Africa, Africa is a continent, 52 different countries. Q 64 1 Réponses Voir l'activité > + U realize Europe is also a continent right? 37 a Q ☑

+ 17.20 h The European is from Europe the Russian is from Russia. The Australian is from Australia the Chinese is from China. The Japanese is from Japan. Where does the African American come from? Don't say Africa, Africa is a continent, 52 different countries. Q 64 1 Réponses Voir l'activité > + U realize Europe is also a continent right? 37 a Q ☑

/r/shitamericanssay things americans say america 'murica

Sure it is

12:09 Thread 1,239 views Vo 38 WiFi . 5 16h Dear Brits, if you are going to drop the word "meal" in the sentence "I had a ____ meal," drop the "a" too! Ex: "I had ____" Not only do you get to drop another word BUT it make more sense too! 3 46 Q468 1 2h + As a brit, I *couldn't* care less about what an american thinks about grammar and syntax in the English language. 139 Q 2 ☑ 2h It's "I could care less" 1 Q 22

12:09 Thread 1,239 views Vo 38 WiFi . 5 16h Dear Brits, if you are going to drop the word "meal" in the sentence "I had a ____ meal," drop the "a" too! Ex: "I had ____" Not only do you get to drop another word BUT it make more sense too! 3 46 Q468 1 2h + As a brit, I *couldn't* care less about what an american thinks about grammar and syntax in the English language. 139 Q 2 ☑ 2h It's "I could care less" 1 Q 22

/r/shitamericanssay things americans say america 'murica

Mental health restored

jademariemoon 23h + Yoga is FREE Walking is FREE Journaling is FREE YouTube music is FREE Calling your friend is FREE Say hello to good mental health :) 5.6K Q 79 465 25

jademariemoon 23h + Yoga is FREE Walking is FREE Journaling is FREE YouTube music is FREE Calling your friend is FREE Say hello to good mental health :) 5.6K Q 79 465 25

thanks i'm cured /r/thanksimcured bad advice cringe

That's embarrassing

gwhitta ❤15h + Were clowns scary before IT or did Stephen King do that? 113 Q124 04 Replies MENT View activity > FOR seencapone 7h + Ever hear of a character called the Joker? He's a bit of a villain. ♡ 2 Q 2 gwhitta 4h Yes I've written that character for multiple DC Comics titles. 10 Q 2

gwhitta ❤15h + Were clowns scary before IT or did Stephen King do that? 113 Q124 04 Replies MENT View activity > FOR seencapone 7h + Ever hear of a character called the Joker? He's a bit of a villain. ♡ 2 Q 2 gwhitta 4h Yes I've written that character for multiple DC Comics titles. 10 Q 2

don't you know who i am /r/dontyouknowwhoiam joker stephen king

Small bragging moment

< Back Thread 87.4K views I just watched a young woman RUN across the festival (down a street) holding cash out in front of her. I was watching where she went because I'm nosy, and she STRAIGHT UP STOPS IN FRONT OF MY BOOTH AND SLAPS THE CASH ON THE TABLE AND SAID "I NEED BOTH BOOKS STAT”. I was shocked speechless and blown away. She had seen my books earlier on a trip around, heard me mention that I only had one copy left of book 2, and ran to get cash. I'm just... sobbing gratefully into my lemonade. 10.3K 106 58

< Back Thread 87.4K views I just watched a young woman RUN across the festival (down a street) holding cash out in front of her. I was watching where she went because I'm nosy, and she STRAIGHT UP STOPS IN FRONT OF MY BOOTH AND SLAPS THE CASH ON THE TABLE AND SAID "I NEED BOTH BOOKS STAT”. I was shocked speechless and blown away. She had seen my books earlier on a trip around, heard me mention that I only had one copy left of book 2, and ran to get cash. I'm just... sobbing gratefully into my lemonade. 10.3K 106 58

that happened /r/thathappened fake stories people lying lying cringe cringeworthy

Threads is full of this stuff

< Back Thread 1.7M views 1d I was supposed to meet a man years ago for a blind date at a Waffle House. He was a no show, and I took out my book and began reading, happy to have a book with me. I felt a tap on my shoulder and the cook shyly said "I learned to read here, too. The light is good and you get free refills on coffee. If anyone makes fun of you, tell me. I'll handle it." I thanked him and went back to happily reading, realizing you never know the struggles and the accomplishments of others. BeKind 32.4K Q 317 351 110

< Back Thread 1.7M views 1d I was supposed to meet a man years ago for a blind date at a Waffle House. He was a no show, and I took out my book and began reading, happy to have a book with me. I felt a tap on my shoulder and the cook shyly said "I learned to read here, too. The light is good and you get free refills on coffee. If anyone makes fun of you, tell me. I'll handle it." I thanked him and went back to happily reading, realizing you never know the struggles and the accomplishments of others. BeKind 32.4K Q 317 351 110

that happened /r/thathappened fake stories people lying lying cringe cringeworthy

Insert eagle emoji

+ All the Americans wanting to move to Europe. Don't 103 163 01 Réponses + + Voir l'activité > Why would I wanna move to Europe of all places? Zero freedom. 1 25 That's the spirit!! 53

+ All the Americans wanting to move to Europe. Don't 103 163 01 Réponses + + Voir l'activité > Why would I wanna move to Europe of all places? Zero freedom. 1 25 That's the spirit!! 53

things americans say /r/shitamericanssay america 'murica americans usa

Yeast in a cake?

+ I just baked cake for the first time two days ago. And it was awful I think I put too much yeast it smelled horrid and tasted sour Any tips on how I should measure the yeast? In comparison to the other ingredients. Baking Threads 9 177 ✓ 2 Replies View activity > + Yeast in a cake?? No wonder it tasted awful. Did you use a recipe or just make it up as you went along? Too bad there's no photo. Would be interested to see what it looked like. 46 1 1 + I used a recipe on tiktok that used baking soda instead of yeast. I don't have baking soda. I was trying to be creative! 2 15 ☑

+ I just baked cake for the first time two days ago. And it was awful I think I put too much yeast it smelled horrid and tasted sour Any tips on how I should measure the yeast? In comparison to the other ingredients. Baking Threads 9 177 ✓ 2 Replies View activity > + Yeast in a cake?? No wonder it tasted awful. Did you use a recipe or just make it up as you went along? Too bad there's no photo. Would be interested to see what it looked like. 46 1 1 + I used a recipe on tiktok that used baking soda instead of yeast. I don't have baking soda. I was trying to be creative! 2 15 ☑

/r/ididnthaveeggs i didn't have eggs recipe reviews bad reviews facepalm cooking baking food online recipes threads

Thanks for that

18m + If you're going to work in Stem, you need to put your opinion aside and look at the data. Women are expected to wear makeup. The data shows this. Your career has most likely been negatively affected by refusing to do SO. Q1 0 ☑ 4m I work at Harvard. Thanks for your input. 9 о ☑ ...

18m + If you're going to work in Stem, you need to put your opinion aside and look at the data. Women are expected to wear makeup. The data shows this. Your career has most likely been negatively affected by refusing to do SO. Q1 0 ☑ 4m I work at Harvard. Thanks for your input. 9 о ☑ ...

/r/dontyouknowwhoiam don't you know who i am fail facepalm harvard stem women in stem

No?

resumeaddict 23h Job descriptions be like "Are you looking for an exciting fast-paced, high-volume and challenging work environment?" What? No A 3K Q71 130 ☑48

resumeaddict 23h Job descriptions be like "Are you looking for an exciting fast-paced, high-volume and challenging work environment?" What? No A 3K Q71 130 ☑48

/r/recruitinghell recruiting hell jobs work recruiting job fails

Thanks, but no thanks

18m + If you're going to work in Stem, you need to put your opinion aside and look at the data. Women are expected to wear makeup. The data shows this. Your career has most likely been negatively affected by refusing to do So. Q1 ☑ 4m I work at Harvard. Thanks for your input. 9 Q Q ☑ ...

18m + If you're going to work in Stem, you need to put your opinion aside and look at the data. Women are expected to wear makeup. The data shows this. Your career has most likely been negatively affected by refusing to do So. Q1 ☑ 4m I work at Harvard. Thanks for your input. 9 Q Q ☑ ...

murdered by words /r/murderedbywords threads harvard owned oof