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About

Elder Cactus is a webcomic written by Tim Lavoie which grew in popularity thanks to its "Tony Lazuto" comics starring a bumbling hitman who kills in the name of his boss, Lazuto.

History

Tim Lavoie began posting comics in September of 2019 under the handle Elder Cactus.[1] The comic's Facebook[2] page and subreddit[3] launched on September 11th (first comic posted below). On October 14th, he posted the first of what would become his most popular series, the "Tony Lazuto" strips, featuring a hitman who misunderstands his boss and goes on a killing spree.[4] The comic gained 970 reactions on Facbeook[6] (shown below, right).

It is now time I ascend) to be with my father. Wait, Jesus! Before you go please cure my wife! She has a horrible disease! Ahhhh man I'd love to but... I don't think this thing stops. This light beam thing. Dang it. Thoughts and prayers. Elder Cactus.com
Well did you say hello fo all those people I asked you to? Yes, Tony. It is done.. Alright.. good.. So how is everyone? How's Tom? I always liked Tom. eldercactus.cOM

Online Presence

Elder Cactus has grown a small following in five months. It has gained over 12,000 likes on Facebook,[2] 10,000 followers on Twitter,[5] and a subreddit with over 730 subscribers.[3] Lavoie also produced a pilot animation called "Knight Quest," which was posted to YouTube on October 24th, 2017 (shown below).


Other popular strips include a strip called "Teen Rating" which gained over 85,000 points in /r/gaming[7] (shown below, left) and a strip called "Almighty High" which gained over 24,000 points in /r/funny.[8]

Teen rated games Tike: are YOU FAINTED. eldercactus.Com
What an excellent planet, Vorbarnt! I really like how your inhabitants are using renewable energy Okay, and now for our last presentation.. God. Okay God - what do have for us? you Uhhh... So this is Earth.. It has some animals and some people.. Well, two people... They haven't figured out clothes yet.. umm And uhhh this over here... uhh.. that's a dead bird... umm let me see if I can find a live one real quick.. uhhhh... God F. "Earth" Clearly rushed together in a week Sardlebere Fubbins A- B- ALMIGHTY HIGH Noiftpeen Dogmo + Elder Cactus

Tony Lazuto

On October 22nd, Elder Cactus posted the first of his followups in his series of "Tony Lazuto" strips[4] (shown below, left). He posted follow-ups on October 23rd (shown below, left) and November 10th (shown below, right).

Well did you say hello fo all those people I asked you to? Yes, Tony. It is done.. Alright.. good.. So how is everyone? How's Tom? I always liked Tom. eldercactus.cOM
You're not even a hitman! You're an accountant! Those were our top clients! You killed all of them?! I just thought 5Bay hello" is... you know... You know what I do SWEET MERCY remember thinking this MY BUTTHOLE! was a weird work week. Butthole please! After all we've been through!! You're good at acting, Tony. But I'm aware of the butthole pain Move. Sorry Oh s--- you're dead, Tony. This is the en- eldercactus.com
They say I'm the #1 contract killer now... I kil.. These people have families. they Sometimes I come to this bridge and wonder, what happens if I jump? Gotcha! eldercactus.coM

Search Interest

External References

[1] Elder Cactus – He Hath Risen

[2] Facebook – Elder Cactus

[3] Reddit – /r/eldercactus

[4] Reddit – /r/comics

[5] Twitter – ElderCactus

[6] Facebook – Elder Cactus

[7] Reddit – /r/gaming

[8] Reddit – /r/funny



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Webcomic best known for its "Tony Lazuto" series of strips

Elder Cactus

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About

Elder Cactus is a webcomic written by Tim Lavoie which grew in popularity thanks to its "Tony Lazuto" comics starring a bumbling hitman who kills in the name of his boss, Lazuto.

History

Tim Lavoie began posting comics in September of 2019 under the handle Elder Cactus.[1] The comic's Facebook[2] page and subreddit[3] launched on September 11th (first comic posted below). On October 14th, he posted the first of what would become his most popular series, the "Tony Lazuto" strips, featuring a hitman who misunderstands his boss and goes on a killing spree.[4] The comic gained 970 reactions on Facbeook[6] (shown below, right).


It is now time I ascend) to be with my father. Wait, Jesus! Before you go please cure my wife! She has a horrible disease! Ahhhh man I'd love to but... I don't think this thing stops. This light beam thing. Dang it. Thoughts and prayers. Elder Cactus.com Well did you say hello fo all those people I asked you to? Yes, Tony. It is done.. Alright.. good.. So how is everyone? How's Tom? I always liked Tom. eldercactus.cOM

Online Presence

Elder Cactus has grown a small following in five months. It has gained over 12,000 likes on Facebook,[2] 10,000 followers on Twitter,[5] and a subreddit with over 730 subscribers.[3] Lavoie also produced a pilot animation called "Knight Quest," which was posted to YouTube on October 24th, 2017 (shown below).



Other popular strips include a strip called "Teen Rating" which gained over 85,000 points in /r/gaming[7] (shown below, left) and a strip called "Almighty High" which gained over 24,000 points in /r/funny.[8]


Teen rated games Tike: are YOU FAINTED. eldercactus.Com What an excellent planet, Vorbarnt! I really like how your inhabitants are using renewable energy Okay, and now for our last presentation.. God. Okay God - what do have for us? you Uhhh... So this is Earth.. It has some animals and some people.. Well, two people... They haven't figured out clothes yet.. umm And uhhh this over here... uhh.. that's a dead bird... umm let me see if I can find a live one real quick.. uhhhh... God F. "Earth" Clearly rushed together in a week Sardlebere Fubbins A- B- ALMIGHTY HIGH Noiftpeen Dogmo + Elder Cactus

Tony Lazuto

On October 22nd, Elder Cactus posted the first of his followups in his series of "Tony Lazuto" strips[4] (shown below, left). He posted follow-ups on October 23rd (shown below, left) and November 10th (shown below, right).


Well did you say hello fo all those people I asked you to? Yes, Tony. It is done.. Alright.. good.. So how is everyone? How's Tom? I always liked Tom. eldercactus.cOM You're not even a hitman! You're an accountant! Those were our top clients! You killed all of them?! I just thought 5Bay hello" is... you know... You know what I do SWEET MERCY remember thinking this MY BUTTHOLE! was a weird work week. Butthole please! After all we've been through!! You're good at acting, Tony. But I'm aware of the butthole pain Move. Sorry Oh s--- you're dead, Tony. This is the en- eldercactus.com They say I'm the #1 contract killer now... I kil.. These people have families. they Sometimes I come to this bridge and wonder, what happens if I jump? Gotcha! eldercactus.coM

Search Interest

External References

[1] Elder Cactus – He Hath Risen

[2] Facebook – Elder Cactus

[3] Reddit – /r/eldercactus

[4] Reddit – /r/comics

[5] Twitter – ElderCactus

[6] Facebook – Elder Cactus

[7] Reddit – /r/gaming

[8] Reddit – /r/funny

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