The Internet Is Apparently Quite Horny For The Unexpectedly Sexy New 'Clue' Cast

An updated version of the classic board game Clue was released yesterday, and it appears that Hasbro has made sure the world knows about it by making everyone in the cast extremely sexy — at least that's how many online see it.

Hasbro's new version of Clue officially comes out today and I look forward to a generation of kids pointing to the new Chef White as their sexual awakening. pic.twitter.com/tF71wMjLyI

— Christian Hoffer (@CHofferCBus) January 4, 2023

Fans of the iconic board game will recognize that the new cast of Clue is notably more diverse than previous iterations of the game, which have remained largely unchanged for decades.

"For years, the inspired mysteries of CLUE have excited fans across the globe through countless game night interrogations, cult classic entertainment offerings and iconic pop culture fandom moments," Adam Biehl, SVP & General Manager of Hasbro Gaming, stated. "Today we have a game that more accurately reflects the diversity of its players."

Some cast members also have new titles. "Players can choose to play as Miss Scarlett, Colonel Mustard, Mayor Green, Chef White, Solicitor Peacock, or Professor Plum" the official description for the game reads.

While brands looking to revamp their mascots have made plays for diversity in the past, few have also attempted to make their cast extremely hot (with some even doing the exact opposite). Judging from the response to the new Clue cast, it seems few are complaining that Clue has gone woke, as is a common response when a brand introduces diversity, but are instead thirsting over every single guest to the Boddy mansion.

This whole game box cover is so sexually charged. Sexy lesbian chef, yacht daddy, hot professor, girlboss dom, and bisexual poly couple asking if you'd like to join them https://t.co/uEpkQtFboY

— Open for TTRPG/VN/Game/Book Cover Work (@lunarliart) January 5, 2023

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“None of this makes a damn bit of sense! Look, look here. This one just says ‘Horny Clue’. What does that even mean?” https://t.co/JYnTN0oyZT pic.twitter.com/RC83XNxGKv

— Intellectual Duck Web 🍺 🦆 (@pixelkitties) January 5, 2023

everyone else shut the fuck up. miss scarlet and male friend whose name i don't care about: hello https://t.co/CnFSnNaO0E

— cait (@punished_cait) January 5, 2023

Alongside the general thirsting over the apparent new polycule introduced by Hasbro, many noted that Solicitor Peacock bares a striking resemblance to America's top girlboss.

who let kamala into the polycule https://t.co/y7npkwy6zN

— eden spaghetti 🍝 (@stickerjock) January 5, 2023

There's been some talk of doing an updated movie version of Clue recently, and while many have resisted the idea because the original is too iconic, no doubt a cast this sexy could make even some of the staunchest purists warm up to the idea.