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THE COMPLETE GLOSSARYTO BASEBALL-SEX TERMS FIRST BASE kissing SHORTSTOP dry humping SECOND BASE manual stimulation PITCHER'S MOUND performing a--- THIRD BASE oral CATCHER'S BOX a--- receiving LEFT FIELD d----------------- STRIKE ZONE between thigh & nipple CENTER FIELD water sports AWAY DUGOUT their bedroom HOME DUGOUT your bedroomm THE BULL PEN RIGHT FIELD sidehugging HOME BASE intercourse m----------- TRIPLE no foreplay, just immediate mouth to genitals TAGGING UP when you go backto making out after getting your roaming hand swatted away THIRD BASE COACH dirty talk SWITCH HITTER bisexual PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM newly discovered love for d---/vagina CLEAN-UP BATTER that hottie everyone is jealous of because they always seal the deal DOUBLE PLAY the act of cockblocking two player scumbags ON DECK dude who is just waiting for you to breakup with your boo BENCHES CLEARING massive o--- BEANBALL c------ on the face JUICED on viagra XSTRIKEOUT three failed pick up lines PINCH HITTER the person vour crush goes home with after you've bought all of their drinks SEVENTH-INNING STRETCH when you gotta stop copulating because you got a cramp CALLED GAME when your mom walks in on you having sex BIG LEAGUES p--- stars BACKDOOR SLIDER accidental a---

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