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ellie @holy_schnitt Follow third base is the first time he sees you cry because Lucky by Britney Spears was a thinly veiled cry for help and no one noticed and that's why the 2007 breakdown happened 11:29 PM - 17 Jan 2018

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Britney Spears' Lucky


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S, THERE WAS A BASEBALL-BASED TAPHOR FOR SEXUAL IRST BASE: KISSING GASE: TouCHING 800BS BASE: TOUCHING ALL TH BASE: DOING IT WHILE, MORALUTY GROUPS WERE WORRIED THAT WERE HANING TO0 MUCH SEX I THINK TEENS WOULD BEHAVE BETTER IF THEY WERE CONSTANTLY SEKUALLY FRUSTRATED SY DISTANT AUTHORITY FIGURES. EXACTLY A PRAGMATIC SOLUTION WAS PROPOSED MY FELLoW AMERICANS, IN ORDER TO SLOW THE ZATION OF YOUNG PEOPLE, WE ARE ADDING SIXTEEN MORE BASES TO BASEBAL THE THE METAPHOR WOULD CHANGE WAS I GOT TO THIRD BASE H SAULY LAST NIGHT NO WAY YOU IMAGNED HOLDING HER NIGHT UT IT DIDNT WORK THAT WAY WEVE ALREADY BEEN BASES ONE THROUGH FOUR. WE NEED To FGURE So. T WHATS BEYOND PUT ON THIS I CHARGE THE MADE A SUDDEN SHIFT I GOT TO FOURTEENTH BASE WITH SUSIE WHOA! How WAS IT? THERE WAS A GREAT EARTHOUAKE AND THE SUN BECAME AND THE MOON BECANe AS 8LOOD WERE HORRIFIED THE AVERAGE BEEN TO SEVENTEENTH BASE FIVE TIMES. BUT HOW DO THEY GET THAT MANY WATER WEENIES? BUT THERE WAS A SIGNIFICANT RISK เร่ ao BASE ao BASE AGE TIME MORALITY GROUPS ARE NOW CONFUSE I GUESS WE. SORTA GOT WHAT THE BIBLE THAT SPECIFICALLY WE WANTED? D. 1 MEA식 THERE'S NOTHING IN SAYS WHAT YOU CAN OR CANT DO WITH AN INNER TUBE FULL OF LOCUSTS AND EVERYONE IS HAPPY. EXCEPT PARENTS WHY IS MY ELECTRIC Biu UP 2000% THIS MONTH? STOP TRYING To RUN MY UFE Smbc-comics.com
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Uploaded Jan 19, 2018 at 02:24PM EST

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