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An Open Letter to the Guy Wondering If He Should Buy a 'Drive' Jacket By Angie Han | Miscellaneous | March 11, 2016 | 109 Comments Psst. Hey, guy. Hey, you. Yeah, you. I see you, mouse hovering over the "Buy Now" button on eBay, wondering if you can pull it off. Well, I'm here to help you out, by telling you that the answer is an unequivocal no. Maybe, *maybe* if it's Halloween, but even then, let me tell you, it is only going to work if you cover it in blood splatters like we see in the last part of the film. Because otherwise, everyone will just assume you're the kind of guy who has a white satin jacket with yellow scorpion embroidery hanging around in your closet. And then we are back to square one. I can tell you're offended. "But how can you know I can't pull it off?" you're ready to ask indignantly. "You don't even know what I look like! Maybe I look amazing in it. Maybe it makes my baby blues pop. Maybe it really ties my outfit together." And that's fair! I do not know what you look like. For all I know, you are the real Sexiest Guy Alive, People Magazine's editorial staff be damned. In fact, just go ahead and assume that you are. Why not? It's the internet. You can be whoever you want to be, as far as I'm concerned. You still can't pull it off, though. I know this because, listen, Ryan Gosling barely pulls it off in Drive. And that's with Ryan Gosling's face, Ryan Gosling's body, and Ryan Gosling's hair, plus the aid of a super-cool soundtrack, magically flattering neon

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An Open Letter to the Guy Wondering If He Should Buy a 'Drive' Jacket By Angie Han | Miscellaneous | March 11, 2016 | 109 Comments Psst. Hey, guy. Hey, you. Yeah, you. I see you, mouse hovering over the "Buy Now" button on eBay, wondering if you can pull it off. Well, I'm here to help you out, by telling you that the answer is an unequivocal no. Maybe, *maybe* if it's Halloween, but even then, let me tell you, it is only going to work if you cover it in blood splatters like we see in the last part of the film. Because otherwise, everyone will just assume you're the kind of guy who has a white satin jacket with yellow scorpion embroidery hanging around in your closet. And then we are back to square one. I can tell you're offended. "But how can you know I can't pull it off?" you're ready to ask indignantly. "You don't even know what I look like! Maybe I look amazing in it. Maybe it makes my baby blues pop. Maybe it really ties my outfit together." And that's fair! I do not know what you look like. For all I know, you are the real Sexiest Guy Alive, People Magazine's editorial staff be damned. In fact, just go ahead and assume that you are. Why not? It's the internet. You can be whoever you want to be, as far as I'm concerned. You still can't pull it off, though. I know this because, listen, Ryan Gosling barely pulls it off in Drive. And that's with Ryan Gosling's face, Ryan Gosling's body, and Ryan Gosling's hair, plus the aid of a super-cool soundtrack, magically flattering neon

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