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heartless when i was in elementary school this f------ bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said "isn't the sky so pretty today" and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother f------ jungle gym

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Lizardguy

Oct 01, 2013 at 03:47PM EDT

This kid's going places in life.

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HeavyTDE

Oct 02, 2013 at 01:45AM EDT

When I was in the 4th grade, there was a girl that did this same exact thing at my school. She would run around the "Castle" keeping all the boys from getting in and only allowing girls in who would then become guards. I never paid the "soldiers" any mind and just walked past them in sat in the middle of the castle. The leader came up to me and yelled about no boys allowed, but I just sat there. Then she says "I like you, you can stay. You'll be our…statue." I was a fucking statue for all of my 4th grade year.

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