Sylveon: "OHAI! Look at me! Look at me! I'm b e a u t i f u l."
Glaceon: "Oh, another fragile eevolution."
Sylveon: "MUH SP BULK".
Glaceon: "Your physical defense is quite lacking…"
Sylveon: >muh resistances
Sylveon: >muh immunities
Sylveon: >implying 95/65/130 3 resistances 1 immunity 2 weakness can be beaten by 65/110/95 who resists only itself and has four weakness
Glaceon: "I don't know what a 'fairy' is, but I bet you have rather useless resistances".
Sylveon: "My poffins are made of an exclusive mix of dragons and fighters with dark sprinkles over it. I eat tyranitars like pears."
Glaceon: "B-b-but muh STAB!"
Sylveon: >MUH PIXILATE. Do you evn refrigerate casul
Glaceon: "You can't be this broken. You must be weak to normal or… ICE."
Sylveon: >implying steel and poison have offenses worth a damn
Glaceon: "So, a new type was created, huh? Maybe Ice was revamped and got some resistances."
Satoshi Tajiri: NOPE.
Glaceon: "I had to run countless laps and beat wildlife in frozen hell to prove my worth to the Ice Rock so it could tell me its icy secrets. What you had to do become such almighty abomination, tricked your trainer to sell his soul to Satan?"
Sylveon: "Master would rub my tummy, feed me puffs and we played making faces."
Glaceon: "Fuck you Ice rock. Fuck you master."
Sylveon: "U MAD CUZ I'M STYLIN' ON YOU."