What /pol/ wants you to think muh crusades protected Europe from Islam >2015 retards still don't know that Crusades fought with Pagans and other white people not muslims >be raided, enslaved, r----, murdered, and conquered for 500 years >your homelands suffer from destitute poverty because of the constant sea raids destroying naval trade and transport routes >Byzantium is begging for help, southern france is easy picking for slavers, Spain is conquered and france is invaded, churches are burned and nuns are r---- en masse in conquered cities, southern italy and sicily live in fear >call upon nobles, peasants, the poor and rich alike to put an end to centuries of oppression and evil and retake the holy lands that are dear to you >sell your lands, your estate, your everything to buy armor, a sword, and enough food to make it halfway across the world, knowing you won't return but believe in the cause of justice ose hundreds of thousands of good men for over a hundred years in perpetual war a thousand years later your ancestors piss on your grave and bend over for the very people you traveled through hell itself to stop What really happened Christianity almost destroyed Europe > do the raiding, enslaving, r-----, murdering and conquering yourself (Teutonic knights frequently killed Catholic Poles and Russian Orthodox Slavs despite the fact that they were under attack from the Mongols in the East.1) > wreak havoc on your homelands by constantly attacking true Europeans (in Prussia, Lithuania, Livonia and Estonia.1) > Byzantium is begging for help...so instead of helping out, sack the capital of Christian Byzantine leaving her vulnerable to Turkish hordes. (also r---- nuns in the monasteries myself, hehe2) > take credit for stopping the Muslim advance when it was really the Mongol Hordes that destroyed the Islamic empire from the east. (Seige of Baghdad3) >call upon fellow Christians peasants to put an end to oppression, yet casually massacre them in my backyard (see Catherism Massacre4 and Albigensian Crusade5) > lose hundreds of thousands of my men from the Mu , I mean, from myself (Started constant inter-religious wars that culminated in the Thirty Years war that killed as much as between 25 and 40% of the entire population of Germany alone and many other Europeans too, and left the entire Christian Balkans to the mercy of the Muslim Ottomans for hundreds of years6) > rather than take back what the Muslim Moorish aggressors had taken in Iberia, decide it's more important to convert the Saxons (Germans), and spent about 30 years massacring them. (This allowed the Muslim Moors to keep all of the Christian Iberian Peninsula for 500 years!78)

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I typed "dougler" on /pol/ on 4plebs and got what I wanted. And this image was there.

Pity the /pol/ack, for they know not what they do.

I apologise to any Indians in the audience if this is a gross exaggeration of life over there, but it is really f------ funny at the same time.

Also, I'll be making a screen cap of this thread once it's finished as the powers that be in India have decided to remove the science from the science lessons being taught in school for no other reason than because they can.

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What /pol/ wants you to think muh crusades protected Europe from Islam >2015 retards still don't know that Crusades fought with Pagans and other white people not muslims >be raided, enslaved, r----, murdered, and conquered for 500 years >your homelands suffer from destitute poverty because of the constant sea raids destroying naval trade and transport routes >Byzantium is begging for help, southern france is easy picking for slavers, Spain is conquered and france is invaded, churches are burned and nuns are r---- en masse in conquered cities, southern italy and sicily live in fear >call upon nobles, peasants, the poor and rich alike to put an end to centuries of oppression and evil and retake the holy lands that are dear to you >sell your lands, your estate, your everything to buy armor, a sword, and enough food to make it halfway across the world, knowing you won't return but believe in the cause of justice ose hundreds of thousands of good men for over a hundred years in perpetual war a thousand years later your ancestors piss on your grave and bend over for the very people you traveled through hell itself to stop What really happened Christianity almost destroyed Europe > do the raiding, enslaving, r-----, murdering and conquering yourself (Teutonic knights frequently killed Catholic Poles and Russian Orthodox Slavs despite the fact that they were under attack from the Mongols in the East.1) > wreak havoc on your homelands by constantly attacking true Europeans (in Prussia, Lithuania, Livonia and Estonia.1) > Byzantium is begging for help...so instead of helping out, sack the capital of Christian Byzantine leaving her vulnerable to Turkish hordes. (also r---- nuns in the monasteries myself, hehe2) > take credit for stopping the Muslim advance when it was really the Mongol Hordes that destroyed the Islamic empire from the east. (Seige of Baghdad3) >call upon fellow Christians peasants to put an end to oppression, yet casually massacre them in my backyard (see Catherism Massacre4 and Albigensian Crusade5) > lose hundreds of thousands of my men from the Mu , I mean, from myself (Started constant inter-religious wars that culminated in the Thirty Years war that killed as much as between 25 and 40% of the entire population of Germany alone and many other Europeans too, and left the entire Christian Balkans to the mercy of the Muslim Ottomans for hundreds of years6) > rather than take back what the Muslim Moorish aggressors had taken in Iberia, decide it's more important to convert the Saxons (Germans), and spent about 30 years massacring them. (This allowed the Muslim Moors to keep all of the Christian Iberian Peninsula for 500 years!78)

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