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> 3rd grade, in bathroom stall, taking biggest most painful dump of my life. >Retards are taking some walk around school, have to use restroom before they leave. >Stall closed, sitting on the toilet, pushing and alternating playing my gameboy as I wait for this s--- to be over. >1 tard to the left, 1 tard to the right. 1 tard doesn't realize I'm in there, or just doesn't care, charges in, breaks door lock, almost naked cept for his shirt. > Freak the f--- out, hit him with gameboy on side of his head. >Blood on Gameboy, blood everywhere, he instantly s---- and pees himself on the way to the floor >Run for my life and fake being sick for 2 weeks to stay out of school >Come back to find out that another retard was blamed for the fighting and the handler who was nowhere to be found fired. Awesome

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Would this be a point in favor, or aginst; playing on the toilet?


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