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> 3rd grade, in bathroom stall, taking biggest most painful dump of my life. >Retards are taking some walk around school, have to use restroom before they leave. >Stall closed, sitting on the toilet, pushing and alternating playing my gameboy as I wait for this s--- to be over. >1 tard to the left, 1 tard to the right. 1 tard doesn't realize I'm in there, or just doesn't care, charges in, breaks door lock, almost naked cept for his shirt. > Freak the f--- out, hit him with gameboy on side of his head. >Blood on Gameboy, blood everywhere, he instantly s---- and pees himself on the way to the floor >Run for my life and fake being sick for 2 weeks to stay out of school >Come back to find out that another retard was blamed for the fighting and the handler who was nowhere to be found fired. Awesome

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Anonymous (ID: AwJyElqn The p--- problem 07/28/24(Sun)15:54:26 No.476017043 P--- professor-communication-picsay.jpg 214 KB JPG I'm convinced that there's a correlation between the rise in p--------- in this country, and the rise in number of officials and supporters of policies that strip freedom and autonomy from the people. These same people are aren't supporters of unchecked immigration, which is the nexus point. Why import brown children for sex rituals when you can breed them here? The more lawless regions of our cities and states full of global flotsam there are, the more kids are available to utilize, with few to no questions asked. It's been long the case that the US is a free range tax farm, but it's clear that it's also becoming a child brothel and adrenochrome dispensary, as well.
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