Fucking Gamestop

“FUCKING GAMESTOP” was a meme that originated on 4chan’s /v/, on March 10, 2010. The original post simply stated:

>Go to gamestop
>Trade in 2 shitty games
>get GoW3 preorder paid in full
>bro behind counter gives me employee discount cause we always talk when I go in
>leave and go home

FUCKING GAMESTOP

From there on, many variations of the original poster’s material appeared, all following the same format. Some such variations include:

>Go to gamestop.
>Looking for a game none of the other local businesses have.
>They have it.
>Buy it.
FUCKING GAMESTOP.

>Go to gamestop
>Wait.. I’m British!
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Go to gamestop
>Realize i just walked into gamestop

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Eat Pizza
>Pizza sauce on my shirt
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Go to gamestop
>Ask if they have the Monster Hunter Tri demo
>Cashier gives me a copy
>We discuss monster hunter for a little while
>I ask him if they happen to sell PSP game cases because my MHFU case broke somehow and won’t close anymore
>He gives me a blank PSP game case the use for used PSP games for free
>I grab a PSP case because I’ve needed one and I don’t want my PSP screen to get scratched if I bring it out with me
>leave the Gamestop with my purchase and some free stuff

FUCKING GAMESTOP!

>Walk into Gamestop.
>Notice there is fur on everything.
>Realize its a bear.

FUCKING BEARSTOP

>go into gamestop
>grab a game
>realize I have paws
>i am a bear

FFRRRAARRRUUCKRRING GRRAAARRRMESTRRAAAWWRRRWWRRP

>Go to gamestop
>Ask if there will be a midnight release fo HG SS
>No?

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Go to gamestop
>Kid asks for Smash Bros
>Snake is my favorite Nintendo character

FUCKING GAMESTOP

> Go to Gamestop
> Buy shit
> Leave

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Don’t go to Gamestop

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>torrent games
>never leave home
>have no friends
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Go to Gamestop.
>Start up my chainsaw.
>Destroy consoles games while ranting madly about PC Master Race.
>Clerks yell at me for destroying their merchandise, but decide to back off since they’ll still be able to sell PC games.
>Destroy PC games while laughing maniacally.
>They’re all “Dude, what the fuck? we thought you liked PC games.”
>I reply “Yeah, but who actually PAYS for those?”
>Shut off my chainsaw and start to leave.
>They ask if I would like to pre-order God of War 3.

FUCKING GAMESTOP.

>in the US for a few days
>go to gamestop
>shoplift game off the shelf
>open it
>empty

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>walk into gamestop
>only one in the store
>cashier stares at me

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>Go to gamestop
>preorder and pay in full for Fallout New Vegas
>get the receipt
>ask to have it laminated so it won’t get damaged as easily
>bro behind counter laminates it for me
>say thanks
>walk out with smile on face
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>I haven’t been in a Gamestop in 6 years.
>Walk into Gamestop
>I see horrible things
>Leaves Gamestop

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>go to gamestop
>guy behind counter offers me LSD
>trip balls

FUCKING GAMESTOP

And quite a few more….
(Still working on this obviously)