He Will Never Have a Girlfriend

He Will Never Have a Girlfriend

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Updated Feb 14, 2013 at 10:40PM EST by Brad.

Added Mar 11, 2011 at 08:51PM EST by Sav.

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He Will Never Have a Girlfriend” (alt: “She Will Never Have a Boyfriend”) is a series of multi-pane rage comics featuring Cereal Guy’s reaction to pre-fame and post-fame comparison photographs of well-known celebrities.


The first instance of the image macro[1] was posted by Reddit user hannahisapalindrome depicting two photos of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, one at young age and another one at older age, on February 8th, 2011. The comics typically use the structure of Cereal Guy’s reaction to the pre-fame or childhood photograph of a celebrity, followed by Cereal Guy’s “food-spitting” reaction to the glamorous photograph of the same celebrity. Prior to this series, unflattering “before-and-after” comparisons of celebrity photographs have been explored on the Korean web in the early 2000s, largely driven by the growth of anti-fan communities.


The single topic blog He Will Never Have a Girlfriend[4] was created on February 25th, 2011. Similar compilations of “He Will Never Have a Girlfriend” pictures have been posted on numerous internet humor sites like Memebase[6], Smosh[3] and Urlesque,[2] as well as on Tumblr[8] and Facebook.[7]

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Search Interest

According to Google Insights, search queries for the phrase “he will never have a girlfriend” yielded a sharp rise beginning in early February 2011. The meme has also led to a rise in the popularity of its parent meme, Cereal Guy:

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