A wicked combination of drop shippers and wanna-be entrepreneurs has unleashed a fresh new wave of trash on the internet product market. Some things are quirky enough to compensate for their uselessness, but others have no possible use that can explain their existence.

If you're trying to take your enthusiasm for bees to a new level with a horrifying indoor beehive, or if you're looking for that distinct Mac & Cheese smell for your house, minus an actual meal, this list will both surprise and horrify you with what the marvels of human ingenuity and the perils of late-stage capitalism can achieve. This should go without saying, but none of these products have been tested, verified or sponsored by us. So proceed at your own risk, lest you're persuaded into obtaining a sock that gives you very unconvincing fake red toenails.