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Wish granted, but they're neither edible, magical, or worth much. So you have no choice but to throw them away.

I wish I had more wishes!

Granted, but unfortunately, I steal your wishes
I wish that Freddy met the Mechanicus
I wish the purple guy worshipped chaos
I wish the crystal gems were the chaos gods

Granted. He get's promptly transformed into an Eversor-Robot.
He already was. You're talking about Fulgrim.
Granted. However, because their new form is extremely weak compared to their other forms, Big E fucks them up in a fight and kills them.

I wish I knew which Crystal Gem was which Chaos God.

Granted, but garnet defuses:
Ruby is Khorne, Amethyst is Nurgle, Pearl is she who thirsts, and Sapphire is Tzeentch
I wish the chaos gods would always find a way, and that is why the people of this galaxy worship, Sapphire, Amethyst, and Pearl, AND RUBY

Granted. It's a litteral way made out of shit, blood, used condoms, dirty paper and general lack of common decency that leads into a massive mountain of rape, sexual and mentally.

I wish Big E would finnaly become the star father already and murderfuck the chaos gods out of existence, and un-warp the warp.

Granted. While he's distracted with said murder-fucking, the Tyranids start murder-fucking everything else. More.

I wish instead of guns, people used flamethrowers.

Granted. Soon enough the whole world is an ashen wasteland.

I wish we would become Dunmer so we could survive in this fucking wasteland.

Wish granted, but you allocate your perk points to the wrong skill tree

I wish the 10% would hurry up and load

Granted, but now the 90% isn't loading
I wish people paid attention to my posts more on tumblr

Granted. Everyone on this site just got aware that you have a tumblr blog.

I wish people wouldn't be so huge damn assholes when it comes to disabled people.

Wish granted, now they're really small ones
(just so you know I helped edit and added all the images to the gallery to this")

I wish for a glass of cola

Granted, there's no ice, so it's lukewarm and also there is unappealing food particles suck to the bottom of the glass.

I wish for dental floss.

Wish granted, but it gets in your hair

I wish for a motarbik

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish for worldwide socialism

Granted, but because the government doesn't understand economics, everything goes to shit an everyone is poor.
I wish people paid attention to my fanfics.

Greanted, your fanfics garnered attention from some the biggest web bloggers on the net, only for them to rip it to shreds with crushing criticism and controversy.

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I wish I was good at fighting games.

Granted, you become undefeated against any game under Marquis of Queensberry Rules.

I wish for a scented candle.

Granted, candle smells like fart. Elephant farts.

I wish to become dictator of North Korea

Granted, but it's a desolate nuclear wasteland.

I wish for world peace

Granted, The Earth is at peace, all armaments, artillery, and ordnance have been disarmed and destroyed, nations unite, and differences are set aside. Suddenly, a sufficiently advanced race of aliens invade, and thanks to the pacifistic mindset that has spread around the world, we are easily defeated and conquered. These beings drained us of all life, and scornful reproduction recycled our families. Then one day, the aliens left, since there were no resources left to feed on. Humanity fell to extinction. Awesome.

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I wish I had a reason to turn on my Xbox One.

Granted. GTA V gets a new expansion pack, including SP stuff!

but in SP the kill Micheal ending is canon

I wish I wouldn't be so fucking forgetful about this fine-ass thread.

Granted, you are now eternally chained to this thread, and can never leave
I wish it was september

Granted, by skipping August entirely you miss out on your only opportunity to meet the love of your life.

I wish for blue paint.

Granted, but a fa/tg/uy waters it down to the point you can't use it while screaming "thin your paints"
I wish for a peanut

Granted. The other 6 shortly follow.

I wish I could summon Alexander.

Wish granted, but hes dead

I wish for a broken glass

Wish granted, you got complete glass but insane
I wish for a police assault wave

Granted, Every officer is now either a Tazer or Skulldozer.
I wish I wasn't so scared of needles.

Granted, now they give you something that borders on a sexual fetish.

I wish for a bulldozer.

I wish people would stop being assholes towards the disabled and mentally ill.

Granted, but now people just ignore the disabled and mentally ill.

I wish for a Gaben plushy

Granted, but it takes all your money through steam sales
I wish I had an Imperial Knight so I could conquer the world with my giant robot.

Granted. However, an Emperor-Class Titan wrecks your shit.

I wish Matt Ward would write something good.

Granted, he writes "good" in every font available.

I wish for an oil well.

Granted. You now hold 65% of all the olive oil avaiable on earth.

I wish we would rename earth to terra.

Granted, Now people wish for Terra to be renamed to earth.

I wish I could get an ice cream.

Granted, but we all scream for ice cream.
I wish the imperator Titan blew up

Granted. You die with it.

I wish people would build in the style of Frank Lloyd Wright and Osacr Niemeyer again.

Wish granted, but no one vists it

I wish for a orange hoodie(red ones suck!!!!111!!)

Granted, the seams are poorly stitched and always tear at inconvenient times.

I wish to shift into Maximum Overdrive!

Granted, but you should have gotten the turbo.

I wish I could get my moe-jo back.

Graned, but PPG just beaten it

I want a thermal drill

Granted. You destroy the earths crust.

I wish I was on Mars.

Granted, however you suffocate and freeze to death.

I wish I had a drill that would actually work and not break down every 10 seconds.

Granted. It works too well and drills through everything, causing a drill themed apocalypse.

I wish I knew why all the hoes be thirsty.

Granted. Now you're thirsty too. But for everything.

I wish I had Sephiroths voice.

Granted, and then feds arrest you for having strange voice

I want a Souprice Butsix

granted, slaaneshi daemons enter all the way through your intestines.

I wish the Apocalypse drill pierced the heavens

Granted. He pierces beyond the heavens! And also right through your spaceship.

I wish it would go just a little bit further and pierce through one of the chaos gods.