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It pierces Slaanesh, who promptly orgasms. Then it pierces the Gellar Field of your spaceship.

Granted, you wish for nothing, and nothing you receive. You are surrounded by literal nothingness. Black. Empty. Cold. Nothingness. Have fun.

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I wish I had something to talk about.

Granted, you talk about how much you enjoy watching your grandmother naked.

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I wish the sun would explode.

Granted. We all explode.

I wish i could replicate my best BF4 moment, which was killing a guy on a moving snowmobile with a headshot from the mare's leg lever action.

Granted, however this action is done on you twice in the same match.
I wish that I was in the worst possible romantic relationship, totally not trying to beat the system…

granted. you're in a relationship with your waifu :^)
i wish i could fucking fly for shit and not get disoriented in bf4

Granted, but there no aircrafts and helicopters avalible for a year

I wish I could be in Vault 69

Granted. But you're never gonna get sex because they use ART to get pregnant.

I wish the global population of humans would decrease.

Granted, but everyone else leaves to explore the galaxy leaving you the only human on earth

I wish Japanese Porn wasn't pixelated

Granted, it no longer excites you.

I wish for the power to decide who lives and who dies.

Granted, You're now führer.

I want a weed ayy lmao

Granted, you a marijuana plant that's about to be burned by the DEA.

I want to be invisible.

Granted, you later get killed in an accident as people couldn't see you at all.

I wish for a new pet.

granted. you get a dragon that eats you whole
i wish for the uk, china, and russia to be glassed from orbit

Granted. Japan, Korea, East Europe and Ireland get accidentaly glassed too.

I wish for Mr. Skeltal to appear.

Granted, with StatTrak™ Bow | Antivagi which can destroy vagus in one shot

I want some gauss rifle

Granted, with StatTrak™ Bow | Antivagi which can destroy vagus in one shot

I want some gauss rifle

Granted. It's an old flintlock rifle that was owned by Carl Friedrich Gauss himself.

I wish Spiral Nuggets doesn't damge it.

Granted, he instead loses it in a field somewhere.

I wish I had a Stand.

Granted. People hate your homemade lemonade.

I wish Exdeath would fight the chaos gods with THE VOID.

granted
everything explodes
i wish gta v wouldn't fucking freeze randomly whenever i pull the steam overlay up

Granted. It now crashes completely.

I wish everyibe nasterd the art of sass.

Granted, however, now the letter m no longer exists and is instead replaced with n, nice spelling by the way
I wish Fire Enblen fates cane out already.

Wish granted, but it will be Japan only
I wish i have the abillity to find lost objects.

granted, but you're accused of stealing all the found objects and receive a kick in the balls each time you use your gift, which is also involuntary
I wish I had a harem of qt girls

Granted, but they are monster girls and they kill you on the first day (or is this what you had in mind?)

I wish to go on a religious crusade, killing xenos and heretics.

Granted, but your weapons stop working because you didn't pray to the machine spirit
I wish I had motivation to write fanfics more

Granted, but your weapons stop working because you didn't pray to the machine spirit
I wish I had motivation to write fanfics more

Granted, but they're shitty sonic oc fanfics, and they don't even go fast.

I wish all the waifus were real.

Granted, but that doesn't mean you could actually talk to any of them.

I wish for whipped cream.

Granted, but it turns out to be an animated BDSM fanfic involving Cream the Rabbit from Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish Kim Jong Un would die.

Granted, but he's revived as Mecha Jon un, and he takes over the world

I wish I could stop playing Solitaire

Granted. You're now addicted to chess.

I wish I could stop making typos all the time.

Granted. My grammer get's fucked up.

I wish someone else would necro this thread. I'm running out of mana.

Granted, turns out you've just been wasting your mana.

I wish for sea salt.

Granted. Pearl gets delivered to your house, with water bottles.
I wish the Emperor was healed.

Granted. He get's killed by the Inquisition for being a heretic.

I wish I had my own battleship.

Granted. Someone stoles it.

I wish for $400,000.

Granted. You fire them all away in just 12 seconds.

I wish for more weapons. Volvo plz ad.

Granted, you get more weapons, but none of them have ammo. and volvo doesn't ad you.
I wish the US public education system wasn't shit

Granted, but we become socialists like all the other educated countries.

I wish Buzzfeed would stahp.

Granted, Buzzfeed is now defunct, only for it's huge gaping crater on the Alexa ratings to be filled with another useless Gawker Media site focused on the exact same thing as Buzzfeed. Way to go, hero.

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I wish I had friends that would actually do stuff with me.

Granted. It's kinky shit that you're not into.

I wish the stupid become educated.

Granted. Educated as an asshole

I want to write resumè for an application at GenSec

Granted, it gets thrown directly in the trash.

I wish for a chisel.

Granted. But because you don't know how to use it, you chisel your dick of.

I wish I don't see that.

Granted. You go blind, so now you don't see anything
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to pass my goddamn classes

Granted. As the school year closes and you rake in good grades, the flesh of your heart thins; by the time you've officially made the grade, your heart will have collapsed.

I wish for all good/ great video games to be even better.

Granted, but it's in development hell.

I wish I could stop making stupid wishes.

Granted. You make smart wishes, but we'll still corrupt them.

I wish I had a tail.