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The holy empire of UnitinU dies.
I wish that all the textile functions worked in the forums.

lolwut?
i wish for vlad to give me an actual answer instead of tommy lee jones

Isn't it obvious?
I wish that all food was healthy.

no not really, what am i not getting? i said i was sorry and people have done way more obscure things on kym. but i really hate figuring out this crap. i just want vlad to tell me. not tommy lee jones. what i'm getting so far is that he wasnt intimidated and he keeps giving me tommy lee jones pictures. he leaves irc immediately when i show up, probably because he thinks something of me. tommy lee jones is making a face like he isnt happy with me. well, i'm sorry vlad. deeply sorry for what i said and i wish i could take it back. but i've forgiven and it's time for you to forget this and be my friend again.

i wish vlad would forgive me and that he would move on.

Shut up.
We don't need to hear your bitching in JFF.

I wish that iPods were better.

Ok, but now thyeyre made by Microsoft.

i wish for the pool to be open

You get AIDS.
I wish that the pool was made of Chocolate Rain.

Granted, but you get crabs for swimming in it.

I wish my crabs was felt by chocolate AIDS.

Ok, but you get crabs and AIDS.
I wish that I'd be able to type without mistakes again.

You can on a typewriter
I wish you would leave my wish alone!

Fuck off tensi. i try saying sorry and you just need to intervane. shut the fuck up and fuck off. GOD. I'M FUCKIN PISSED. SHIT. shit. anyway, ANYWAY ANYWAY
but then you wasted your wish for nothing.
i wish i could be in a field of flowers to calm down. i'm mad. prob cus of tensi. anyway, yeah sorry tensi, i'm just fuckin pissed.
i actually wish people wouldnt thumb this down for just blowing off steam. cus that makes them dicks.

We do anyway.
I wish that my soda was cold.

Your field of flowers is full of bees.

I wish people would post more on KYM.

It’s the noobs that are posting.
I wish that I could think of more forum games.

Okay, but you spam 30 threads and get banned.

I wish Omomon wasn't being an annoying fellow and posting on my wall all the time with "DO YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS VLAD" Messages.

Ok, but now Andrew Baron does.

I wish Andrew Baron would get on IRC with us.

it turns out he is the troll to end all trolls
i wish that i could move away from the mic to breathe

You breath in a dangerous gas.
I wish I knew wtf IRC and JFF was.

Ok, but god doesn't know either so can't grant it.

I wish this wish couldn't get corrupted.

ok but it gets corrupted
I wish that we all lived in a pokemon world

The only Pokemon is Muk.
I wish that the game was more fun.

ok but then you lose
i wish we lived in a pokemon world with no muk or grimer

ok but …wait why do you hate muk and grimer?
i wish for no more dragonite

ok, but it can not leave it's pokeball

I wish for 9001 rare candies

you failed bacuse you have not corrupted my wish

Continue?
[YES] NO

ps. the candies are made of canadians
i wish for a wii

too bad you get a xbox3fixme
i wish i didn't fail at being me

Ok, but now you fail at being someone else.

I wish that my closet door wouldn't fall off.

ok but now you house falls apart
i wish i was a teacher at Mahora academy

ok but it burns down
(i would say something more inventive but i have no idea what mahora academy is)
i wish this thread will withstand tenshis spamming spree

ok, but it wont withstand yours

i wish the below poster would get aids from a cow

I get Cancer from a Cow.

I wish I had a Vuvuzela…

ok but instead of BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
it sounds like…

i wish for god of war 4

It is a game where you slaughter kittens.

I wish I could fly…

you fall

i wish this started playing when i walk into a room

granted but then you act all awkward
i wish for the next posters blood

I have AIDS.

I wish my dreams would come true…

but you have nightmares
i wish i was a

You become a mule with no legs.

I wish my cat was as awesome as Happycat!

Your cat is happy cat but also the NEDM cat.
I wish I wish upon a star to fly with dragons in a land of heart.

the dragons start to post on b whilst the land of heart is decayed by tesco
i wish valve would hurry up with a new meet the x video

The video is "Meet the Payload"
I wish that I wasn't sleepy.

Ok, but it's burnt.

I wish someone would post after me.

Granted. But it's an irrelevent corruption.

I wish that school gave us fridays off.

Ok but you have to go weekends

I wish I had a pool full of money!

Granted, but it's filled with loan sharks.

I wish I owned a llama.

k, but it eats your testicles.
i wish i had an m16 so i can shoot zombies

granted, but it jams and the zombies eat you.
I wish I could win a Pokemon TCG championship.

ok but then gary motherfucking oak
i wish for pirahannas swimming in the ocean

OK, but then YOU'RE ON A BOAT that sinks and they eat you.
I wish I could have a PS1 to play FF7

500 get. pagebreak get.