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Okay, but now you are paranoid like Fenny from watching too much LOST

I wish I was a better Battlefield 1942 Player.

They become enemies again.

I wish Anime was gone!

Okay, but you have to watch this entire video first:

I wish Haters would stop Hating.

@Spencer Jelly- sorry, I deleted my post after Vlad got there first.

Ok, and then lovers start hating.
I wish for a dish of fish.

CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT STAR TENSHI.

I wish that I could let someone do that for a change.

…I dun get above post.

You let them do it but they crash anyway.

I wish TARDISES wasn't such a troll.

Ok, but everyone else becomes one.

I wish for the next poster to not grant this wish.

Okay, but they do.

I wish I could suprise people.

Ok, but nobody loves you.
I wish I could speak fluent Finnish.

ok but you have to end every sentence with "cu*t face"
i wish all the neo-nazis ended there selfish ways

They are still Nazis…

I wish my friends were made of chocolate!

ok but now they are all dead
i wish for nothing

It happens because the universe gets destroyed.
I wish that I wasn't sick on my birthday.

You die on your Birthday

I wish the pool wasn't closed!

Okay, but now you have AIDS.

I wish there was more appreciation for Rika as a Touhou Character.

Ok,but nobody in North America cares about Touhou.

I wish I could buy this awesome nerf gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HrSN7176XI

Rick Astley does not want to be bought…

I wish for more Youtube Subscribers.

Okay, but it's Nerfed.

I wish Chad Syphrett would leave the Internet for good.

He pisses people off in real life…

I wish people would stop skipping me!

Okay but- Wait, what was your wish again?

I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

You forget that wish…

I wish I could poop rainbows!

Okay, but you can't poop anything else. Eventually, you die a horribly painful death from having your stomach and intestines clogged up with so much digested food that your stomach explodes and sprays acids used to dissolve food all over your internal organs. Causing you to die in horrible agony over the course of several days to a week.

I wish that I haven't scared anyone by saying that.

Too late (Jesus CHRIST, Vlad!)

I wish crap would stop getting stuck in my keyboard.

You did…

I wish fedoras were back in style…

ok, but even if you DID wear them, they wouldn't look good…

I wish I wasn't such a jerk.

You become a bigger jerk!

I wish my ass wasn't trying to eat my hand!

But then your hand is trying to eat your ass.

I wish that I had an umbrella like my Avatar's.

It blows away…

I wish it would rain mashed potatoes…

But thats a bad wish for obvious reasons.

I wish my socks would never get wet.

They become dry and crack.

I wish Macs were gone…

Okay, but now Macfags are hold Bill Gates hostage.

I wish my computer could run TF2.

Sorry, I can't corrupt this wish. Everyone deserves to play TF2

I wish I had a taco!

dubtron:#OMGKYM gives Spencer a swineflu taco

I wish I stop being addicted to TV Tropes.

Okay, but you are now addicted to Bulbapedia, The pokemon wiki!
I wish dying at age 24 didn't run in the family…

Everyone now dies at 24… YOU HAPPY NOW?!

I wish I could make this face :3

You can! But now you can't make this face :#
I wish Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood had more dignity…

Okay, but you have no dignity.
I wish I wish I had a whistling pinwheel.

It catches on fire.

I wish for a sandvich.

but the sandvich attracts a scout and hits you in the head with a bat.

I wish for an iMac

Granted. It spinning rainbows and then explodes.

I wish that Kidz Bop had never existed.

Wish granted. Kidz Bop deserves to die.

I wish that people didn't always think Touhou was an anime.

Wish granted. They think it's a manga.

I wish that my computer was able to actually run Mass Effect on full graphics.

Okay, but you can only run it in 1-Bit mode.

I wish my computer could run Emulators.

Granted, but you are thrown into an alternate universe in which there are no computers.

I wish for mouse

Cats eat them…

I wish telemarketers would stop calling me!

Okay, but now they just come to your house and stalk you.

I wish I had a brand new Bike.

Granted, but it gets stolen by a fat black man and you have to chase him down to try to get it back.
I wish I was as awesome as this man.
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8619/2204355.swf

Okay, but now a Rainbow of colors follows you wherever you go.

I wish more people knew what Spoonerism meant.

Granted. But they know the wrong definition.

I wish I got the 300th post in this thread.