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I wish I could've beaten Smithy in Super Mario RPG.

Ok, but then he has a third form.
I wish that Deathsmiles IIX was out in America already.

All the copies are burned when they arrive.

I wish my grass cut itself…

Ok, but it's emo now.

I wish for some new knives.

You cut all your fingers off with them…

I wish it would rain chocolate!

Ok, but others feels the pain.

I wish for an apple pie.

You get the new iPie. It's a piece of shit. See what I did there…

I wish females found geeks more interesting…

Ok, but in return all females are also geeks now.

I wish that PSN wouldn't totally waste my time with useless system updates.

@Memedude. You failed at corrupting my wish. You made it better!

Anyway:

Your Playstation breaks…

I wish pumpkins could fly.

Ok, but they conquer the Earth and make us their slaves

I wish Twilight never had existed…

Done, but you are bit in real life by a Emo LARper with sharpened teeth and costume blood in their mouth.

I wish the Aliens would invade and enslave us to breed constantly as members in a space zoo.

Okay, but that doesn't happen.

I wish had a tank, knew how to operate it, had enough gas to drive it several thousand miles, had ammunition for it, and it looked like this:

But there's a time bomb rigged to it, it'll explode in 2 seconds and you don't know how to deactivate it.

I wish the Megas XLR robot was mine

Okay, but there's a time bomb rigged to that as well.

I wish I knew how to disarm time bombs.

Ok, but you forget how to breathe.

I wish I could fire mah lazor.

Okay, but it backfires and ends up giving you third degree burns all over your body. Causing you to die in horrible agony over the course of several days to several weeks.

I wish I haven't scared anyone with that.

You did D:

I wish all cancers disappeared.

Okay, but now you're closed due to AIDS.

I wish I could dance like this.

Granted, but now you constantly have a posse of backup dancers that won't leave you the f*** alone.
I wish it was Goofy time.

Granted. It WAS goofy time… But there isn't going to be any goofy time tonight.

I wish I could get an awesome class-specific hat in TF2.

Okay, but then Hackers steal it from you.

I wish people were less confrontational on the IRC.

They become more douchebaggerous…

I wish that they sold socks that fit my feet!

Okay, but they're actually two socks stitched togther.

I wish I had something original and witty to write here.

Ok, but then every KYMer thumbs you down for it.
I wish that my pens had ink.

They are filled with blood. Your blood.

I wish everything Twilight related would BURN!

Then, Justin Bieber becomes more popular.
I wish that 711chan was dead.

IT COMES BACK AS A ZOMBIE!

I wish my cat wasn't such a crazy bitch…

Ok, but now she just lazies around and smokes reefer.
I wish that NEDM was more popular.

More cats have to burn though…

I wish I could fart marshmallows!

Ok, but you don't have good enough hygiene for that.

I wish I could get laid.

You do, by a very hairy morbidly obese Russian woman.

I wish I could burp bubbles!

Yes, but you get sick from the bubble fluid.

I wish I knew more non fat gamer girls.

You now know anorexic gamer girls…

I wish Emo kids would become morbidly obese!

ok but now your a majikarp
i wish i had a half a cup

Ok now get in it.

I wish it was a pen!

ok but i eat you
i wish i could remember the lyrics to portal still alive

You sit in a cup for 5 years and are never used…

I wish I could think of a wish!

OK, but you think that you wish you had thought of a better wish

I wish that my wish will not become corrupted

I becomes corrupted…

I wish the Russians built a giant Vladimir Lenin during the Cold War to destroy stuph…

EVERYONE DIES

I wish for candleja-

Oka

I wish people wouldn't mistake me for a Russian when I tell them my name.

They think you are some commie trying to destroy The United States of America now.

I wish that I was English…

Now they think you're a Klingon.
I wish for a Genie.

You wish for fish with your 3 wishes.

I wish I had a can of spam!

Vikings steal it.
I wish that Aksys would localize ESPGaluda II already.

All you dreams come true.

Ok, I wish that my computer wouldn't overheat.

Your computer literally freezes.

I wish I had a dog with a saddle!

ok but it has several types of skin desease
i wish i knew what that crazy fella who was lying down said at the end of that radiohead video

He said the game.

I wish I had earth, fire, wind, water, and heart.