8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis

8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis

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8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis is a satirical listicle depicting various painful sex acts, which spawned a series of image macros featuring humorous images of various fictional characters placed above the parody headline.

Origin

On May 27th, 2013, the satirical women's interest site Reductress[4] published a listicle titled 8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis,[2] featuring illustrated descriptions of sexual intercourse positions parodying those found in women's interest magazines.


2. The One-Two Punch This one's not so mucha sex postion as ti san intimate way to relieve stress. After a long day of work, come home, light some candles, put on your favorite tunes, then punch your man in the dick. This will definitely take him by surprise, and you will most certainly destroy his penis.

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On March 13th, 2015, a screenshot of the character Mike Wazowski from the 2001 animated film Monsters, Inc. with the caption "8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis" was submitted to FunnyJunk[8] (shown below).


8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis reductress.com

On May 16th, 2016, the Spongedank memepants Facebook[7] page posted a picture of the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward placed above the Reductress headline (shown below, left). On August 8th, Redditor NateTheOriginalGrate submitted a picture of Harambe photoshopped over the Reductress article headline to the /r/Harambe[6] subreddit (shown below, right).


8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis 8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis

On October 7th, Twitter user @hamonbubbletea[5] posted a picture of a man rolling down a street on four tires with the caption "Top 10 sex positions that with blow his mind and destroy his penis" (shown below). Within 72 hours, the tweet gathered more than 500 likes and 490 retweets.


5 Days . @hamonbubbletea な 와 Follow Top 10 sex positions that will blow his mind and destroy his penis RETWEETS LIKES 497 515 2:18 PM - 7 Oct 2016 497 515

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[1] Reductress – Rachel Wenitsky

[2] Reductress – 8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis

[3] Reductress – Love and Sex

[4] Wikipedia – Reductress

[5] Twitter – @hamonbubbletea

[6] Reddit – 8 sex positions that will blow his mind

[7] Facebook – Spongebob memepants

[8] FunnyJunk – Mike Wazowski

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