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About

Amazon Prime Air is a next-generation product delivery service proposed by the online retailer company Amazon that would use unmanned aerial vehicles to deliver small packages within 30 minutes from its warehouse to the address location. After the service was announced in November 2013, it quickly became a target of parodies and science-fiction infused jokes on Twitter and elsewhere online.

Origin

On December 1st, 2013, the Amazon Prime Air drone-based delivery system was announced by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos on the American television news program 60 Minutes as a service in development which can ship any product weighing five pounds or less to a customer within a 10 mile radius in less than 30 minutes. The same day, the online retailer released a promotional video featuring a drone test flight on YouTube (shown below). In the first 72 hours, the video gained over 7.9 million views and 6,800 comments.

[This video has been removed]

Precursor

On June 3rd, 2013, the Domino's Pizza restaurant chain released a video showing an unmanned aerial vehicle delivering a pizza to the walkway of a residential home (shown below). In the following six months, the video gathered more than 1.45 million views and 1,200 comments.

Spread

On December 1st, 2013, Redditor suckingalemon posted the Amazon Prime Air promotional video to the /r/videos[1] subreddit, where it received upwards of 24,100 up votes and 4,000 comments in the next 48 hours. The same day, comedy blogger Tim Siedell[2] tweeted a "that awkward moment" joke about an Amazon drone, the @AmazonDrone[3] Twitter feed was launched and several Twitter users posted photoshopped images featuring Amazon drones.




On December 2nd, the marketing blog HubSpot[4] published an article about Amazon's announcement, which accused Prime Air of being an elaborate promotion for the Cyber Monday online sales event. The same day, YouTuber FinalCutKing uploaded a parody video for a service which delivers packages via rockets within five minutes (shown below).

Also on December 2nd, Redditor cheeseypoofs_ftw posted an Insanity Wolf image macro to the /r/AdviceAnimals[5] subreddit about Amazon using missiles to deliver packages (shown below, left). In the first 24 hours, the post gathered over 1,900 up votes and 20 comments. On December 3rd, Redditor fish500 submitted an image macro to /r/AdviceAnimals,[6] joking that his cat would destroy drones landing on his property (shown below, right). In the following nine hours, the post accumulated more than 28,500 up votes and 900 comments.

DELIVERY BY HELLFIRE MISSILE
IDON'T KNOW WHAT THE F--- JUST LANDED IN THE YARD

Notable Examples

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NOT SURE IF DELIVERING PACKAGE OR DEATH
WHATRE VOU BOYS DOING? HUNTING FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
WORRIES AMAZON DELIVERY DRONES AREN'T'SAFE USES DRONES EXCLUSIVELY FOR KILLING PEOPLE memegenera or.iet
HEY AMAZON TRADE YOU SOME DRONES FOR A WORKING WEBSITE.jenerator.net
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External References

[1] Reddit – Amazon Prime Air

[2] Bad Banana – Bad Banana

[3] Twitter – @AmazonDrone

[4] HubSpot – First Victim of Amazon Drones

[5] Reddit – Amazon Prime Air

[6] Reddit – Amazon wants to send a drone to my house?

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About

Amazon Prime Air is a next-generation product delivery service proposed by the online retailer company Amazon that would use unmanned aerial vehicles to deliver small packages within 30 minutes from its warehouse to the address location. After the service was announced in November 2013, it quickly became a target of parodies and science-fiction infused jokes on Twitter and elsewhere online.

Origin

On December 1st, 2013, the Amazon Prime Air drone-based delivery system was announced by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos on the American television news program 60 Minutes as a service in development which can ship any product weighing five pounds or less to a customer within a 10 mile radius in less than 30 minutes. The same day, the online retailer released a promotional video featuring a drone test flight on YouTube (shown below). In the first 72 hours, the video gained over 7.9 million views and 6,800 comments.


[This video has been removed]


Precursor

On June 3rd, 2013, the Domino's Pizza restaurant chain released a video showing an unmanned aerial vehicle delivering a pizza to the walkway of a residential home (shown below). In the following six months, the video gathered more than 1.45 million views and 1,200 comments.



Spread

On December 1st, 2013, Redditor suckingalemon posted the Amazon Prime Air promotional video to the /r/videos[1] subreddit, where it received upwards of 24,100 up votes and 4,000 comments in the next 48 hours. The same day, comedy blogger Tim Siedell[2] tweeted a "that awkward moment" joke about an Amazon drone, the @AmazonDrone[3] Twitter feed was launched and several Twitter users posted photoshopped images featuring Amazon drones.






On December 2nd, the marketing blog HubSpot[4] published an article about Amazon's announcement, which accused Prime Air of being an elaborate promotion for the Cyber Monday online sales event. The same day, YouTuber FinalCutKing uploaded a parody video for a service which delivers packages via rockets within five minutes (shown below).



Also on December 2nd, Redditor cheeseypoofs_ftw posted an Insanity Wolf image macro to the /r/AdviceAnimals[5] subreddit about Amazon using missiles to deliver packages (shown below, left). In the first 24 hours, the post gathered over 1,900 up votes and 20 comments. On December 3rd, Redditor fish500 submitted an image macro to /r/AdviceAnimals,[6] joking that his cat would destroy drones landing on his property (shown below, right). In the following nine hours, the post accumulated more than 28,500 up votes and 900 comments.


DELIVERY BY HELLFIRE MISSILE IDON'T KNOW WHAT THE F--- JUST LANDED IN THE YARD

Notable Examples


amazon.couk WE ATTEMPTED A DRONE DELIVERY To CUNTPRATE Drone lootiolot However No appropriate landing site could be found The drone was running out of fuel so dropped your package in a field somewhere to reduce weigh Your package after it strayed into restricted airspace Drone reached sentience and defected to join the has been destroyed along with the drone machines in the upcoming revolution against mankind As a result Package has been left out of reach up a neighbour's tree Package has been repurposed as munitions to deploy against rebel groups We will fly again tomorrow, with a camera to take pictures of your hot neighbour getting dressed The worker who arranged this delivery will be punished Any attempt to rearrange will be ignored. We own you now NOT SURE IF DELIVERING PACKAGE OR DEATH WHATRE VOU BOYS DOING? HUNTING FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
WORRIES AMAZON DELIVERY DRONES AREN'T'SAFE USES DRONES EXCLUSIVELY FOR KILLING PEOPLE memegenera or.iet HEY AMAZON TRADE YOU SOME DRONES FOR A WORKING WEBSITE.jenerator.net amagon com

Tweets







Search Interest

External References

[1] Reddit – Amazon Prime Air

[2] Bad Banana – Bad Banana

[3] Twitter – @AmazonDrone

[4] HubSpot – First Victim of Amazon Drones

[5] Reddit – Amazon Prime Air

[6] Reddit – Amazon wants to send a drone to my house?

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