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Angry Advice Mallard is an advice animal image macro of a mallard with dark feathers and angry-looking eyes. The image includes accompanying text that alines with the angry character of the mallard.

Origin

On November 9th, 2013, Redditor gerwer posted the image macro to /r/adviceanimals[1] with text that reads "Don't bring your infants to movies" (show below). The image gained 2,200 points (91% upvoted) in six years.

DON'T BRING INFANTS TO MOVIES made on imgur

Precursor

Actual Advice Mallard is an advice animal image macro series featuring a photograph of a male wild duck accompanied by captions containing life hacks and other useful information (shown below).

PUSHIN THESIDESOFYOUR TIN FOIL PACKAGE THE ROLL FROM FALLING OUT

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On March 7th, 2014 another image was posted to /r/adviceanimals[2] that read "If you don't understand how traffic circles work / Don't fucking drive" (shown below, left). On December 17th, 2017 Redditor 42words posted another example to /r/radviceanimals[3] that received 22 points (69% upvoted) in two years (shown below, right).

IFYOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TRAFFIC CIRCLES WORK DON'T F------ DRIVE rator.net
DONT LOOK UP ANYTHING STARTING WITH THE LETTERS "L AND "U"ON THE INTERNET IN THE NEXT DAY OR SO UNLESS YOU DONT MIND GOOGLE F------ SPOILING "THE LAST JEDI' FOR YOU

On December 16th, 2018, Redditor Baker10923 posted wedding guest advice using the duck image on /r/adviceanimals. [4] The image gained 38,100 points (76% upvoted) in a year (shown below, left). On December 31st, Redditor Albinovagina posted[5] an image against drunk driving which gained 60,800 points (98% upvoted) (shown below, right).

IF YOU WERE INVITED TO A WEDDING AT LEAST F------ RESPOND WITHA NO IFYOU ARE NOT COMING
TODAY WILL BE SOMEONE'S LAST DAY WITH THEIR PARENT, CHILD OR SIBLING DUE TO A DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENT. IF YOU GO OUT DRINKING, DON'T F------ DRIVE made on imgur

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WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR F------ WEDDING PICS
EVEN IFI LIKE YOUR PRODUCTI WON'T BUY IT IF I HAVE TO SEE YOUR COMMERCIAL 100 F----- TIMES BETWEEN YOUTUBE VIDEOS
DON'T F CKING TAILGATE AMBULANCES
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SELL SOMEONE A CAR LEAVE A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF GAS!
IF YOU WANT YOUR SUMMER BODY DON'T DIE BEFORE SUMMER
STOP BUYING EA GAMES YOU IDIOTS
ESC -> EXIT GAME-> YES IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE STEPS IN THE PROCESS OF SHUTTING THE GAME DOWN,YOU SUCK AT VIDEO GAME DESIGN.
DON'T FUCKIMG TAILGATE PEOPLE EVEN IF THEY ARE GOING UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT

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External References

[1] Reddit – gerwer

[2] Reddit – deleted user

[3] Reddit – 42words

[4] Reddit – baker10923

[5] Reddit – u/Albinovagina



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Angry Advice Mallard

Angry Advice Mallard

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About

Angry Advice Mallard is an advice animal image macro of a mallard with dark feathers and angry-looking eyes. The image includes accompanying text that alines with the angry character of the mallard.

Origin

On November 9th, 2013, Redditor gerwer posted the image macro to /r/adviceanimals[1] with text that reads "Don't bring your infants to movies" (show below). The image gained 2,200 points (91% upvoted) in six years.


DON'T BRING INFANTS TO MOVIES made on imgur

Precursor

Actual Advice Mallard is an advice animal image macro series featuring a photograph of a male wild duck accompanied by captions containing life hacks and other useful information (shown below).


PUSHIN THESIDESOFYOUR TIN FOIL PACKAGE THE ROLL FROM FALLING OUT

Spread

On March 7th, 2014 another image was posted to /r/adviceanimals[2] that read "If you don't understand how traffic circles work / Don't fucking drive" (shown below, left). On December 17th, 2017 Redditor 42words posted another example to /r/radviceanimals[3] that received 22 points (69% upvoted) in two years (shown below, right).


IFYOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TRAFFIC CIRCLES WORK DON'T F------ DRIVE rator.net DONT LOOK UP ANYTHING STARTING WITH THE LETTERS "L AND "U"ON THE INTERNET IN THE NEXT DAY OR SO UNLESS YOU DONT MIND GOOGLE F------ SPOILING "THE LAST JEDI' FOR YOU

On December 16th, 2018, Redditor Baker10923 posted wedding guest advice using the duck image on /r/adviceanimals. [4] The image gained 38,100 points (76% upvoted) in a year (shown below, left). On December 31st, Redditor Albinovagina posted[5] an image against drunk driving which gained 60,800 points (98% upvoted) (shown below, right).


IF YOU WERE INVITED TO A WEDDING AT LEAST F------ RESPOND WITHA NO IFYOU ARE NOT COMING TODAY WILL BE SOMEONE'S LAST DAY WITH THEIR PARENT, CHILD OR SIBLING DUE TO A DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENT. IF YOU GO OUT DRINKING, DON'T F------ DRIVE made on imgur

Various Examples


WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR F------ WEDDING PICS EVEN IFI LIKE YOUR PRODUCTI WON'T BUY IT IF I HAVE TO SEE YOUR COMMERCIAL 100 F----- TIMES BETWEEN YOUTUBE VIDEOS DON'T F CKING TAILGATE AMBULANCES IF YOU'RE GOING TO SELL SOMEONE A CAR LEAVE A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF GAS! IF YOU WANT YOUR SUMMER BODY DON'T DIE BEFORE SUMMER STOP BUYING EA GAMES YOU IDIOTS ESC -> EXIT GAME-> YES IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE STEPS IN THE PROCESS OF SHUTTING THE GAME DOWN,YOU SUCK AT VIDEO GAME DESIGN. DON'T FUCKIMG TAILGATE PEOPLE EVEN IF THEY ARE GOING UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT

Search Interest

External References

[1] Reddit – gerwer

[2] Reddit – deleted user

[3] Reddit – 42words

[4] Reddit – baker10923

[5] Reddit – u/Albinovagina

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