Kowalski the penguin


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Added Oct 23, 2018 at 03:16PM EDT by Matt.

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Kowalski is a penguin character from the 2005 American animated feature film Madagascar.


On May 27th, 2005, the film Madagascar premiered in the United States. The film featured the character Kowalski (originally voiced by Chris Miller).[1]


Just a Peck

"Just A Peck" is a memorable quote from the animated film Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa. Online, people have used the scene as an object label meme to express jokes about incest.

On September 3rd, 2018, Redditor[1] despaC-3PO posted a three-panel image of the scene i nthe /r/me_irl subreddit. The post (shown below, left) received more than 1,200 points (99% upvoted) and 20 comments.

That day, Redditor[2] Drawmicon posted the image with the pilot labled "Anime Protagonist" in the /r/animemes subreddit. The post (shown below, center) received more than 11,000 points (96& upvoted) and 225 comments in 24 hours.

On September 4th, Redditor[3] SoloMan98 posted the image with the pilot labeled "Alabama native." Within 24 hours, the tweet (shown below, right) received more than 7,300 points (98% upvoted) and 60 comments.

Gently now, you just want to kiss the ground Just a little peck. A smooch; like you're kissing your sister Anime Protagonist Gently now, you just want to kiss the ground. Just a little peck A smooch; like you're kissing your sister Alabama native Gently now, you just want to kiss the ground. Just a little peck. A smooch; like you're kissing your sister

Kowalski Analysis

On October 22nd, 2018, Redditor[4]Diamorphine330ml posted a screencapture of another penguin character named Skipper raising his eyebrow with the caption "Kowalski, analysis" underneath a Google mobile reading "Allow Calendar to access your calendar?" The post received more than 52,000 points (94% upvoted) and 270 comments (shown below).

Allow Calendar to access your calendar? DENY ALLOW Kowalski, analysis

Over the next 24 hours, more "Kowalski, Analysis" memes were posted on the /r/dankmemes subreddit. Redditor[5] Babukas posted a version that received more than 14,000 points (96% upvoted) and 100 comments (shown below, left). Through out the day, more posted variations on the meme (examples below, center and right).

When you with your girl and she said she needs to take a weewee, but you remember that pee is only stored in the balls Kowalski, analysis Kowalski, Let me guess, Analysis? When you install AdBlock but then all the hot singles in your area disappealr Kowalski, analysis

Various Examples

When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table You: Your brother: The guest: Kowalski How to Start a Conversation With a Girl: 'Status report Hi When there's 1,381,799 users on r/dankmemes, but only 7 like vour meme, Kowalski, analysis
So you see, that's where the trouble began. That smile. That damned smile. So im Kowalski so i must analyze TTENTIO Me. *outs food in the microwave for 2 minutes* Me 3 seconds later Kowalski, status report

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