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![O O Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)09:15:40 No.111820446 v >>111820467 1517760950247.jpg 4 (1.02 MB, 2445x2697) google yandex iqdb wait >>111817362 (OP) http://www.joan-of-arc.org/joanofarc_footnote_319.html >The Count of Dunois, one of her commanders: ".. when myself and the others were in the Maiden's company none of us had any wish or desire to have intercourse with women; and it seemed that this was almost miraculous." >Bertrand de Poulengy, who escorted her to Chinon: "Each night, Jehanne lay down to sleep beside Jean de Metz and myself, wearing her surcoat and her hosen [i.e., pants], laced and secured [this refers to the fact that such clothing was designed so that the tunic and pants could be fastened together]. At that time I was young, nevertheless I never had any desire or carnal impulse to know her as a woman; I wouldn't have dared to make such a request of Jehanne, as a result of the goodness that I saw in her." >Jean de Metz: "[In the fields along the way to Chinon] She, myself and Bertrand took our rest together each night, but the Maiden slept near me, wearing her tunic and hosen, and I felt such dread of her that I would not have dared to ask [her to have sex]; and upon my oath I never had any desire towards her nor carnal feeling." >Gobert Thibault, King's squire: "In the army she was always with the soldiers; and I have heard it said by many of Jehanne's companions that they never had desire for her, or rather sometimes desire was present but they never would have been so presumptuous [i.e., to actually act on it]; and they believed that such was not possible; and many times, when they were speaking about sins of the flesh and words which could incite carnal desires, when they saw and came near to her, they could not speak of such things, as they suddenly lost all carnal desire. And I questioned several who sometimes slept at night in Jehanne's company, who answered me as I have just testified.." 8 O Anonymous 03/23/19(Sat)09:16:44 No.111820467 v 1523519713338.png (241 KB, 485x921) google yandex iqdb wait >>111820446 >Jean d'Aulon, her squire and bodyguard: "Even though she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely, and there were many times, when helping her to put on her armor or otherwise, I have seen her breasts [i.e., the shape of the breasts underneath her tunic: clothing was always worn with armor, needless to say]; and sometimes her legs completely bare when dressing her wounds, [i.e., at the siege of Paris where she was shot in the thigh] and I went near to her many times, and I was [at that time] strong, young and in my prime, never did I feel carnal desire towards her from any sight or contact I had with the Maiden; neither did any of her soldiers or squires, based on what I heard them say many times." >Duke Jean II d'Alençon, one of her commanders: "Sometimes in the army I slept in the field beside Jehanne and the soldiers, and I sometimes saw Jehanne prepare for sleep, and sometimes saw her breasts [again, only the shape: she always slept fully clothed, according to the other eyewitnesses], which were beautiful; however, at no time did I ever have any carnal desire for her." >"Chronique de la Pucelle": "if it so happened that she had to take her lodging in the fields with the soldiers, she never removed her armor. There were many, even among the great lords, who determined to find out whether they could spend the night with her; and for this purpose they went to her nobly dressed; but as soon as they saw her, all feelings of desire ceased" She was literally too pure for this world](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/225/287/060.png "Description of Joan of Arc")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [OAuto] This thread is archived 22 / 16/ 22/ 10 File: 6437.jpg (62 KB, 680x794) O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)22:37:22 No.11638789 > >>11638796 >>11638814 >>11638821 >>11638870 >>11640973 >designate an heir to my empire after my death? >may the best man win lol O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)22:39:17 No.11638796 > >>11638870 File: 1627594756642.jpg (130 KB, 1080x1246) >>11638789 (OP) >"To the strongest" O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)22:45:34 No.11638814 ► File: 505.jpg (21 KB, 640x242) >>11638789 (OP) MMMM, NO. VEBY UNWISE O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)22:46:34 No.11638821 File: 1626606502943.jpg (113 KB, 786x782) >>11638789 (OP). MPUSSIBE WHOPP * O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)22:51:12 No.11638837 >>11638870 >>11638918 >>11640965 >I split my empire between my 5 sons * O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)22:56:44 No.11638870 >11638956 >>11638964 >>11640387 >>11638789 (OP). >>11638796 >>11638837 If no single strong successor is chosen everything falls apart in a few years. Name one time this hasn't happened. O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)23:04:09 No.11638918 File: 70449ACE-608B-4D23-81F3-C(.). png (143 KB, 723x666) >>11638837 >Hands the empire back to the natives, too much work lol >> O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)23:12:28 No.11638956 >>11638870 Trajan -> Hadrian >> O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)23:13:59 No.11638964 >>11638870 Spain was divided between Castile and Leon multiple times. >> O Anonymous 07/29/21(Thu)23:14:48 No.11638969 > File: 1609581193057.png (223 KB, 640x719) >democratize everything after I die O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)01:45:03 No.11639782 ► >11640960 >>11640974 File: f51.jpg (32 KB, 600x675) >I leave my vast empire to... >my horse Glitterhoof! O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)04:29:29 No.11640387 ► >>11638870 Caligula->Claudius They literally found his disabled uncle hiding during a palace coup and made him emperor, hard to get a weaker and less chaotic succession that didn't end in civil war, or even any other serious pretenders arising. Claudius wasn't even a Caesar by adoption and I honestly think the senate forgot that he existed until the Praetorians told them what was going on. O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)05:06:24 No.11640533 ► File: 1561291382856.jpg (74 KB, 852x480) >i leave my empire to *unintelligible muttering* >refuses to elaborate >dies O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)05:15:38 No.11640566 ► File: 1596859642342.png (149 KB, 476x476) >to The Eldest the Army >to The Youngest the Landed Estates O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)06:24:17 No.11640778 > File: 1625284201317.png (1.04 MB, 828x827) >my successor? I name sheogorath from tes iv: oblivion shivering isles dlc O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)06:26:52 No.11640783 > File: Forever.jpg (116 KB, 1024x786) >Why yes, I am the eternal leader, how did you know? O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)07:32:48 No.11640960 > >11640974 File: reddit.png (91 KB, 424x378) >>11639782 >HAHAHHAHA GET IT GUYS ITS A PARADOX VIDEO GAME МЕМЕ GET IT АНАНАННА O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)07:35:07 No.11640965 ► File: HEY.gif (2.68 MB, 217x200) >>11638837 >l split my empire between my 5 sons * O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)07:37:32 No.11640973 File: cigar.jpg (30 KB, 700x419) >>11638789 (OP) Zero f---- given. >> O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)07:38:38 No.11640974► >>11639782 Based CK2chad >>11640960 Cringe seething nonCK virgin * O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)07:38:53 No.11640977 ► File: 1605772943068.png (267 KB, 547x596) >l bequeath the empire to the child who bears my namesake >yes, one of the 17 children who were named after me by my various wives and concubines >no I won't narrow it down * O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)07:43:31 No.11640990 ► File: c62590c1756680060e7c38011(.).jpg (55 KB, 859x960) >heirs? Didnt have time for such frivolities * O Anonymous 07/30/21(Fri)07:51:42 No.11641009 ► File: Jin_Wu_Dijpg (1.23 MB, 939x1233) >The son of the hottest mom in my harem inherits the empire. >Even if he's truly a retard, sire? >Even if he's truly a retard, yes. [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [OAuto] This thread is archived [Post a Reply] 22 / 16 / 22 / 10](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/214/414/b15.png "Chad Heir Choosing")
![File: Polish_king_John_II_Sobi(.).jpg (272 KB, 970x1200) O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:28:40 No.11487196 >>>11487197 >>11487248 It seems there are no English translations of King Jan Sobieski's correspondence related to the battle of Vienna except for an abridged version of his initial letter to the Pope written right after the battle, so l've decided to translate part of a letter to his wife where he describes his meeting with the Holy Roman Emperor Leopold following the battle. I think it's pretty interesting. Royal meetings really were a major pain. >We have met with the Emperor the day before yesterday, i.e. on the 15th. He had arrived to Vienna right away, within several hours of my leaving it. I expected not to meet him, since his arrival had been continuously promised even before the battle and put off day after day, hour after hour, so I sent the Vice-Chancellor [Jan Gniński] with my regards and best wishes, giving him one of the Vizier's banners as a memento of our joyous victory. >Having approached the city, the Vice-Chancellor stopped in some garden, awaiting the Emperor's arrival since he overtook him; but in the meantime his capable standard-bearer Jaskólski, who carried the banner for him, put it somewhere in the garden so incautiously and carelessly that it was stolen. This news reached me two miles away, so that I had to send a second banner, which I intended to keep for myself. But I have two more like it. O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:28:55 No.11487197 >11487205 >>11487295 >>11487870 >>11487196 (OP) >Having overnighted in his cloak or on some boxwood, since no one would let him into the city (we too have had some four nights like that), the Vice-Chancellor entered the city on the following morning. Then at midnight Gałecki [Franciszek Zygmunt Gałecki, Magister Culinae of Poland] came running to me from Sir Schaffgotsch [Count Christoph Leopold Schaffgotsch, the Emperor's ambassador to Sobieski] like a madman, saying the Emperor is greatly troubled that I want to talk to him through the Vice-Chancellor, and he wants to talk with me in person, not with my speaker; I then wrote to the Vice-Chancellor to have him stop until we can clarify what is going on and why. Two hours after that dispatch it was Sir Schaffgotsch who came running: by God, there's been a mistake! The misunderstanding was Sir Gałecki's, who said that the Vice-Chancellor will speak on behalf of the King, instead of the King himself speaking with the Emperor. Seeing that it was a joke and an irrelevancy [literally "they bury Jews under this pretext"], I said that "I personally speak with monarchs and dukes, and others as necessary; the Vice-Chancellor only replies on my behalf to officials, cities, chapters, etc., so your qualms are unnecessary; but tell me what you nee want, and why you are beating around the bush like this. This is supposedly about your right hand, but one can find a way for anything, you just have to say it." Sir Schaffgotsch replied that the Emperor is indeed troubled by the fact he cannot offer me his right hand now, with his Electors who represent the States of the Empire. I therefore presented him with a way. I would go with my army on the day, and once I see the Emperor approach I will ride out from my army towards him and we will greet each other on horseback and stop opposite each other: he among his Electors and I among my son, senators, and hetmans. They then eagerly accepted this method and that was how it went. and >> O Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)21:29:58 No.11487205 >11487284 >>11488153 >>11487197 >The Emperor came with only the Elector of Bavaria, since the Elector of Saxony had already left; there were several dozen courtly gentlemen, officials, and ministers with him, guards behind him, trumpeters in front of him, and six or eight valets. I won't describe his looks since they are well known. He rode a bay horse, probably Spanish. He wore a justaucorps richly decorated with ribbons, a French hat with a clasp and white and brick red feathers, the clasp with sapphires and diamonds, his sword likewise. We greeted each other quite humanely; I gave him my regards in a few words of Latin, he replied in the same language, raise his hand towards his hat, the sight of which struck me stiff. He did the same with all the senators and hetmans, and his ally, prince Voivode of Belz with quite good words. As I stood there in front of him, I presented him with my son, who approached him and bowed. The Emperor did not even [Konstanty Krzysztof Wiśniowiecki, whose late cousin was the previous King of Poland and was married to the Emperor's sister]. However, there was nothing to (so that the world wouldn't be scandalized or laugh) but to speak a few more words to him, after which I turned on my horse, we bowed to each other, and I do went on my way. As for him, the Voivode of Ruthenia [Stanisław Jan Jabłonowski, the Grand Crown Hetman] led him to the troops as he asked, and he saw our soldiers who were tremendously miserable and loudly complained that he would not even award their great labours and losses with a tip of the hat.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/190/286/6c1.png "Jan Sobieski Writes to his Wife")
![File: Ashurbanipal.png (439 KB, 463x599) O Anonymous 03/03/19(Sun)23:40:50 No.6238273 >>6238287 >*INHALES* File: hellish.jpg (65 KB, 421x573) >"I HAD THE SANCTUARIES OF THE LAND ELAM UTTERLY DESTROYED AND I COUNTED ITS GODS AND ITS GODDESSES AS GHOSTS I DESTROYED AND DEVASTATED THE TOMBS OF THEIR EARLIER AND LATER KINGS I TOOK THEIR BONES TO ASSYRIA I PREVENTED THEIR GHOSTS FROM SLEEPING AND DEPRIVED THEM OF FUNERARY-OFFERINGS AND LIBATIONS ON A MARCH OF ONE MONTH AND TWENTY-FIVE DAYS I DEVASTATED THE DISTRICTS OF THE LAND ELAM AND SCATTERED SALT AND CRESS OVER THEM AS FOR THE REST OF THE PEOPLE THOSE STILL ALIVE I MYSELF NOW LAID FLAT THOSE PEOPLE THERE AS A FUNERARY-OFFERING I FED THEIR DISMEMBERED FLESH TO DOGS PIGS VULTURES EAGLES BIRDS OF THE HEAVENS AND FISH OF THE APSU. WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE FEAST OF THE DOGS AND SWINE, OF THEIR MEMBERS WHICH BLOCKED THE STREETS AND FILLED THE SQUARES, IORDERED THEM TO REMOVE FROM BABYLON, KUTHA AND SIPPAR, AND TO CAST THEM UPON HEAPS." "THE NOBLES AND ELDERS OF THE CITY CAME OUT TO ME TO SAVE THEIR LIVES THEY SEIZED MY FEET AND SAID IF IT PLEASES YOU KILL IF IT PLEASES YOU SPARE IF IT PLEASES YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL IN STRIFE AND CONFLICT I BESIEGED AND CONQUERED THE CITY I FELLED 3000 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD I CAPTURED MANY TROOPS ALIVE I CUT OFF OF SOME THEIR ARMS AND HANDS I CUT OFF OF OTHERS THEIR NOSES EARS AND EXTREMITIES I GOUGED OUT THE EYES OF MANY TROOPS I MADE ONE PILE OF THE LIVING AND ONE OF HEADS I HUNG THEIR HEADS ON TREES AROUND THE CITY I FELLED 50 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD BURNT 200 CAPTIVES FROM THEM AND DEFEATED IN A BATTLE ON THE PLAIN 332 TROOPS WITH THEIR BLOOD I DYED THE MOUNTAIN RED LIKE RED WOOL AND THE REST OF THEM THE RAVINES AND TORRENTS OF THE MOUNTAIN SWALLOWED I CARRIED OFF CAPTIVES AND POSSESSIONS FROM THEM I CUT OFF THE HEADS OF THEIR FIGHTERS AND BUILT THEREWITH A TOWER BEFORE THEIR CITY I BURNED THEIR YOUNG MEN, WOMEN AND CHILRDEN TO DEATH. I FLAYED AS MANY NOBLES AS HAD REBELLED AGAINST ME AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE PILE OF CORPSES SOME I SPREAD OUT WITHIN THE PILE SOME I ERECTED ON STAKES UPON THE PILE I FLAYED MANY RIGHT THROUGH MY LAND AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE WALLS." >"I CUT THEIR THROATS LIKE LAMBS. I CUT OFF THEIR PRECIOUS LIVES AS ONE CUTS A STRING. LIKE THE MANY WATERS OF THE STORM, I MADE THE CONTENT OF THEIR GULLETS AND ENTRAILS RUN DOWN UPON THE WIDE EARTH. MY PRANCING STEEDS HARNESSED FROM THE RIDING, PLUNGED INTO THE STREAMS OF THEIR BLOOD AS INTO A RIVER. THE WHEELS OF MY WAR CHARIOT, WHICH BRINGS LOW THE WICKED AND EVIL, WERE BESPATTERED WITH BLOOD AND FILTH. WITH THE BODIES OF THEIR WARRIORS I FILLED THE PLAIN, LIKE GRASS. THEIR TESTICLES I CUT OFF AND TORE OUT THEIR PRIVATES LIKE THE SEEDS OF CUCUMBERS." >"THEIR BLOOD, LIKE A BROKEN DAM, I CAUSED TO FLOW DOWN THE MOUNTAIN GULLIES. I HUNG THE HEADS OF SANDUARRI [king of the cities of Kundi and Sizu] AND ABDI-MILKUTTI [king of Sidon] ON THE SHOULDERS OF THEIR NOBLES AND WITH SINGING AND MUSIC I PARADED THROUGH THE PUBLIC SQUARE OF NINEVEH."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/190/285/549.png "I HAD THE SANCTUARIES OF THE LAND ELAM ...")
