Slovakian Traffic Cone
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Slovakian Traffic Cone is an explicit slang term that describes a taboo sexual act involving a traffic cone that's used to funnel various bodily fluids into the anus of one person, only to be excreted back out onto the other person once all of the fluid has been plunged into the orifice. The definition of "Slovakian Traffic Cone" trended on Urban Dictionary, spreading across social media sites like TikTok via a Don't Google trend akin to shock media.
Origin
The original definition for "Slovakian Traffic Cone" was added to Urban Dictionary[1] on October 29th, 2010, by user frankie mccheezwiz. Over the course of seven years,[2] the definition received over 110 likes (shown below). It has since been deleted for unknown reasons, however, still exists via the Internet Archive.
Spread
Tweets[3][4] posted in 2011 started to reference "Slovakian traffic cone." Also, threads on 4chan's /int/ [5] board referenced "Slovakian traffic cone" as early as 2015.
Despite early references, predominant awareness of a "Slovakian traffic cone" didn't manifest until 2021 when users on TikTok discovered the definition. For instance, on November 18th, 2021, TikToker[6] @kat.ass.trophic_failure posted a video in which she asked Google what the definition was, gaining roughly 1.1 million plays and 102,500 likes in two years (shown below, left).
On January 3rd, 2022, TikToker[7] @acare0711 posted a similar video, receiving roughly 1.4 million plays and 41,600 likes in two years (shown below, right).
@kat.ass.trophic_failure Reply to @brianschmidt78 #katgoogles #googleassistant #google #slovakiantrafficcone #Sing2gether ♬ Taste It – TELL YOUR STORY music by Ikson™
@acare0711 Reply to @halfbakedpit @acare_0711 2asnt completely disgusted this time. #acare #fyp #foryou #over30 #marriedlife #couplesgoals #couplesjokes #YerAWizard #FritoLayRickRoll ♬ original sound – acare0711
During the same timeframe, discourse and content about the "Slovakian traffic cone" spread back to 4chan, evident in a greentext shared to /pol/ [8] on June 4th, 2021, which received numerous replies (shown below).
![34KiB, 500x493, 5E49C067-0789-4D4F-B3B9- 03C1759FBB15.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace ↓ >wanna Hot Karl me >you love it kinky anon? Start to kiss her feet.. >ewwww, what are you doing you degenerate!!! >Why are women like this? [12/3/12] Anonymous ID: 3RiXVc2u Mon 07 Jun 2021 18:53:51 No.325015466 View Reply Original Repo rt Quoted By: >>325015584 >>325015587 >>325015716 >>325015738 >>325015803 >>325015869 >>325016004 First sex with Tinder date >f--- me anon >f--- me hard >dirty sanchez me >I wanna lick your fudgie krinkles >Slovakian traffic cone me anon](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/679/334/246.jpg "Slovakian Traffic Cone Greentext")
Posts about the term notably surfaced on Facebook[9] in 2023.
Various Examples
Search Interest
External References
[1] Urban Dictionary (via Internet Archive) – Slovakian Traffic Cone
[2] Urban Dictionary (via Internet Archive) – Slovakian Traffic Cone
[3] X – @alexmj212
[4] X – @OMGnancyWTF
[5] 4chan (via desuarchive) – /int/
[6] TikTok – @kat.ass.trophic_failure
[7] TikTok – @acare0711
[8] 4chan (via 4plebs) – NSFW /pol/
[9] Facebook – Miserable Zippy
Top Comments
Gumshoe
Oct 13, 2023 at 05:51AM EDT
KoimanZX
Oct 12, 2023 at 07:53PM EDT