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No one wants to hang out with me anymore because I can't go 20 minutes without explaining how the Master Chief's suit DOESN'T jack him off. Sp Adobe Spark

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if master chief's suit jerks him off, then samus aran's suit should also jerk her off gurlukovich It's equality. ccreisz Samus doesn't need the power suit to jerk her off because Samus can get laid. hauntedbutch 25,936 notes Mar 12th, 2018

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if master chief's suit jerks him off, then samus aran's suit should also jerk her off It's equality.

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No, Master Chief's suit does not jerk him off.

Kotaku ... @Kotaku No, Master Chief's suit does not jerk him off. bit.ly/2PyUd2z 2:38 PM · Sep 3, 2018 · SocialFlow

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No It's Canon Gimme a Sec

wint @dril my main issue with "master chief f---- cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 3:52 PM 11 May 17 2,137 RETWEETS 7,007 LIKES No its canon gimme a sec to find the page Cani oe Deacon 3h 25 2 127 Eric Nylund time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most crucial element of our program," she began, "It serves as a lifeline to our Spartans, increasing their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes. The outer casing is a rein- forced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-Foam whenever nec-" One of the benefactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes it does, but we will be open to inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor at a later date, this is merely a prese-

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Remidner That Chief's Suit Canonically Jerks Him Off

127 Eric Nylund time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II Program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program," she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. It increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes. The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Reminder that Chief's suit canonically jerks him off

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These Are Fake You Gullible Motherfuckers

THESE ARE FAKE YOU GULLIBLE M------------ wint @dril my main issue with "master chief f---- cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 5/11/17, 12:52 PM THIS ISN'T REAL time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II Program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program,' she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes, The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Halo: Fall of Reach I've failed as a Halo account if 500+ people actually thought Cortana jacks off Chief in his suit...and judging by those comments many many people did had to ruin the joke it went on too long

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From Halo: Fall of Reach

127 Eric Nylund time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II Program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program," she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. It increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes. The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJÓLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Halo: Fall of Reach

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Revolver: "I'll Go Find the Page Where This Is Addressed in Fall of Reach"

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my main issue with "master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off

wint @dril my main issue with "master chief f---- cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 3:52 PM · May 11, 2017 · Twitter Web Client

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They keep asking us why we question the media and then they shift the narrative once again

Data ... @DatalsBACK1 They keep asking us why we question the media and then they shift the narrative once again https://kotaku.com> no-master-chie... No, Master Chief's Suit Does Not Jerk Him Off - Kotaku Sep 3, 2018 - An erroneous piece of Halo lore began with a joke by the Twitter account dril, posted on May 11, 2017: "my main issue with 'master chief ... "M https://moontaku.com > yes-master-. Yes, Master Chief's suit does jerk him off. - Moontaku Dec 6, 2021 - Not only does his suit jerk HALD him off, but the resulting liquid is recycled C-- into water, which he drinks. 8:11 AM - Jan 13, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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