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if master chief's suit jerks him off, then samus aran's suit should also jerk her off gurlukovich It's equality. ccreisz Samus doesn't need the power suit to jerk her off because Samus can get laid. hauntedbutch 25,936 notes Mar 12th, 2018

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A common misconception is that Master Chief's MJOLNIR armor jacks him off. This is incorrect.

,x*Her Majesty Myoriko *x, @LumpiaLiker ... A common misconception is that Master Chief's MJOLNIR armor jacks him off. This is incorrect. The spartan augmentations had a side effect of giving him a tiny micropenis. However it also made his prostate incredibly sensitive. Master Chief is a master of the a--- orgasm 117 9:03 PM · Dec 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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nish bae •.. @softgothoutlaw if master chiefs armor jacks him off does that mean that metroids power suit jacks her off too 3:59 PM · May 12, 2022 · Twitter for Android

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Kinda shocked they confirmed that Master Chief's suit does in fact jack him off

DreamcastGuy @DreamcastGuy •.. Halo Infinite's campaign is really fun thus far. Kinda shocked they confirmed that Master Chief's suit does in fact jack him off but I am here for the lore. 4:47 PM · Dec 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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NEWS Master Chief's Suit Will Not Jack Him Off At Launch The Chiefjacker will be added to the Xbox-exclusive shooter next year, according to 343 By Zack Zwiezen i Monday 100PM I Comments (132) I Alerts Image: Microsoft /343 Studios Literally unplayable, canceling my pre-order rn

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iFunny Writes Halo Lore

No, Master Chief's Suit Does Not Jerk Him Off Maddy Myers 9/03/18 2:30PM • Filed to: HALO GMG UNION Halo 6 Image: 343 Industries An erroneous piece of Halo lore began with a joke by the Twitter account dril, posted on May 11, 2017: “my main issue with 'master chief f---- cortana’ is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off." By the next day, Halo fans had begun circulating a page purported to be from Eric Nylund’s Halo novel, The Fall of Reach. The excerpt on this page appears to back up dril's assertion. Too bad it's a clever fake. In the page, Dr. Catherine Halsey addresses the "benefactors" of the Spartan-II program, which developed the armor and power-upS for super soldiers like Master Chief and also the AI technology for his companion Cortana. In the middle of Halsey's explanation, one of the benefactors interrupts to ask: “Am I seeing this right? The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress." Halsey answers by confirming that the suits contain this supposed stimulant. 127 Eric Nylund time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II Program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the same files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most critical advancement in our program," she began, "It will serve as a lifeline to our Spartans. It increases their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes. The outer casing is an enhanced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-foam whenever nec-" One of the benfactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes, it does, but we will be discussing inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor on a later date, this is merely a prese- Image: iFunny This page first appeared on the meme website iFunny by the user “Revolver," who could not be reached for comment. Before posting the page, Revolver posted a screenshot of dril’s tweet with the caption, "I'll go find the page where this is addressed in Fall of Reach and make a lore post later about it." Revolver's next post, captioned Halo: Fall of Reach, is the full page, complete with page number and Eric Nylund's name at the top. It looks real, except for the part where "Bio-foam" shouldn't be hyphenated, but that didn't stop people from believing the hoax. Once the page had made the rounds on social media that day, Revolver posted the screenshot again and set the record straight with a much longer caption: "THESE ARE FAKE YOU GULLIBLE M------------. THIS ISN’T REAL. I’ve failed as a Halo account if 500+ people actually thought Cortana jacks off Chief in his suit.. and judging by those comments many people did... had to ruin the joke it went on too long." Revolver's retraction didn't take. Thousands of users across social media platforms have kept the hoax alive, intentionally or not. In March 2018, YouTuber ZannyVids posted a video about the page titled "Master Chief's JUICIEST secret," garnering over 45,000 views. Five months ago, Tumblr user gurlukovich posted, "if master chief's suit jerks him off, then samus aran’s suit should also jerk her off," racking up thousands of responses. Since the original post, Revolver seems to have made peace with his memelord status. In July 2017, he re-posted the page in seriousness, writing, “Reminder that Chief's suit canonically jerks him off." In November 2017, he posted it again and described it as "canon." The excerpt works because it does seem plausible. There are several dozen Halo novels, and Fall of Reach has had multiple editions. The book first came out in 2001, and in 2010, the book got re-released with additional details added. Anyone who wanted to preserve this rumor could say, “It's not in your copy because it's in the other edition." She immediately gravitated to the picture in the center of Dr. Halsey's collection. It showed a handsome man standing at at- tention as Vice Admiral Stan- forth pinned the UNSC Legion of Honor upon his chest–a chest that already overflowed with cit- ations. Cortana framed her fingers around the man's face. “He's serious," she “Thoughtful eyes, though. At- tractive in a primitive animal sort of way, don't you think, Doctor?" Dr. Halsey blushed. Appar- ently, she did think so. Cortana's thoughts mirrored many of her own, only unchecked by normal military and social protocol. "Perhaps it would be best if you so murmured. Page 236 of 340 65% Halo: The Fall of Reach by Eric Nylund Screenshot: Amazon Kindle The Fall of Reach also includes plenty of weird details. For example, the book says that Master Chief and his fellow test subjects have gotten a “catalytic thyroid implant" which can result in “suppressed sexual drive." Sounds like he could use that "stimulant," then! If only it existed. Reach also includes the moment when Cortana first sees Master Chief and decides she wants him all to herself. In this section, the Chief gets described as "handsome," and Cortana and Halsey take a moment to marvel over how attractive they both find him. The Fall of Reach is no bodice-ripper, but it's just sexually charged enough that it seems possible for the book to include mention of a "sexual stimulant." At least one other Halo novel has answered an important question about the soldiers’ nether regions. Halo: Glasslands by Karen Traviss includes this detail: the suits collect and recycle the soldiers’ urine into drinkable water. In the book, Naomi-010 explains: "I'm catheterized. Another reason why that machine has to be so precisely calibrated. This suit plugs into me in a lot of places. She doesn't specify any of the other “places." This detail hasn't yet appeared in a Halo novel, but it's also not contradicted by any part of the Halo canon. When asked to "confirm or deny" the rumor of Master Chief's sexual stimulant, 343 Industries writer Jeff Easterling joked: "Johnson's not the only one who knows what the ladies like" (a reference to Johnson's line in Halo 2). There's still room here for the Halo team to fill in this particular plot hole, and now, we know the Spartan suit has plenty of plugs to spare. iFunny writes Halo lore

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I Can't Go 20 Minutes Without Explaining How the Master Chief's Suit Doesn't Jack Him Off

No one wants to hang out with me anymore because I can't go 20 minutes without explaining how the Master Chief's suit DOESN'T jack him off. Sp Adobe Spark

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if master chief's suit jerks him off, then samus aran's suit should also jerk her off It's equality.

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No, Master Chief's suit does not jerk him off.

Kotaku ... @Kotaku No, Master Chief's suit does not jerk him off. bit.ly/2PyUd2z 2:38 PM · Sep 3, 2018 · SocialFlow

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wint @dril my main issue with "master chief f---- cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off 3:52 PM 11 May 17 2,137 RETWEETS 7,007 LIKES No its canon gimme a sec to find the page Cani oe Deacon 3h 25 2 127 Eric Nylund time to show off the MJOLNIR design. Halsey stepped into the circle and turned to address the Spartan-II program's benefactors. As she did, a holographic diagram of the MJOLNIR armor was displayed to her left, as the files were transferred to the benefactors' PDAS. "This MJOLNIR combat armor is quite possibly the most crucial element of our program," she began, "It serves as a lifeline to our Spartans, increasing their already enhanced agility, strength, and reflexes. The outer casing is a rein- forced titanium alloy, and the undersuit is an advanced flex-suit capable of applying Bio-Foam whenever nec-" One of the benefactors cut her off, "Am I seeing this right?" She looked up from her PDA and quoted the text, "The groin region packs a sexual stimulant, designed to reduce combat stress and-" "Yes it does, but we will be open to inquiries on the MJOLNIR armor at a later date, this is merely a prese-

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