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File: 00222888.webm (1.11 MB, 1280x720) ECON >> Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:05:32 No.48783087 >>48783104 >>48783189 >>48784147 >>48785950 >>48786568 >>48787966 >>48788856 >>48792346 >>48776993 (OP) This one is a bit sad but I'll take it Mirin' Thread Anonymous 12/18/18(Tue)16:53:54 No.48776993 >>48777016 >>48777340 >>48777395 >>48777418 >>48777447 >>48779188 >>48779484>>48779692 >>48779867 >>48779911 >>48781594 >>48782322 >>48782875 >>48783087 >>48783608 >>48783715 >>48784106 >>48787319 >>48787910 >>48788362 >>48788878 >>48789442 >>48789771 Any quality looks lately lads? > be nearly 65 > wife catches up with old friend > I go out to say hello when she arrives > Friend looks at me and says "Wow, you look gorgeous! How can I get my husband to do that?' Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)14:51:48 No.48784147 ► >>48783087 Woah mister! Did you fight in the war? Based! Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)18:17:06 No.48785950 >>48783087 Based I wonder what are your stats, how did you get here and what makes you come back Share your wisdom with us, anon Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)19:13:38 No.48786568 ► >>48783087 Based Master Roshi Mode anon VER S ... >>48783104 Not always about the body Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:31:41 No.48788158 >>48788335 >>48788467 >>48788631 >>48788644 >>48788721 >>48788767 >>48789026 >>48789605 >>48789766 >>48789983 >>48790132 >>48790368 >>48791066 >>48791333 >>48791538 >>48791858 >>48791880 >>48792393 File: 8F32BCA3-10EE-4D0B-9DE7-5().jpg (164 KB, 750x1334) Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:10:18 No.48783104 ► >>48788158 >>48783087 Post body gramps. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:45:56 No.48788335 >>48788158 holy chad I just got mogged by a 65 year old... Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:13:33 No.48788631 ► >>48788158 This guy was out mogging hippies at Woodstock. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:21:45 No.48788721 ► >>48788158 based actual boomer SUMMER YOU Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)23:28:59 No.48789605 ► >>48788158 Lookin good sexy Santa. No h--- Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)12:23:18 No.48783189 >>48783087 based grandpa Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)23:42:51 No.48789766 ► >>48788158 >No images found Based and redpilled Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)01:37:45 No.48791066 ► >>48788158 dont ever leave /fit/ we need more boomers like you Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:15:51 No.48787966 ► >>48788162 >>48783087 Tell us about Vietnam Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)01:58:43 No.48791333► >>48788158 No f------ way you're 65. I'm impressed What are you doing on here anyways, pa? Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:31:53 No.48788162 >>48788509 >>48787966 >it ain't me starts playing Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:48:21 No.48791858 ► >>48788158 Based gramps sneaking onto 4chin in the retirement home Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:51:24 No.48791880 ► >>48788158 I hope I look like you when I'm older. Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:25:54 No.48788767 ► >>48788158 I hope to god you're dressing up as Santa and having coeds sit in your lap at the local Christkindlesmarkt. You're a stud. DURIA Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)21:58:04 No.48788467 >>48788158 I hope I'm fortunate enough to look like this some day. You look like you are full of life Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed)22:14:33 No.48788644 >>48788158 God damn you look young Good job anon Anonymous 12/19/18 (Wed) 22:46:06 No.48789026 ► >>48788158 I bet you killed so many f------ zipperheads in 'Nam Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:01:10 No.48789983 ► >>48788158 no way you're 65 Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:14:19 No.48790132 >>48788158 Lookin good!!!! Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)00:36:41 No.48790368 ► >>48788158 >literal boomers on this site Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)02:15:36 No.48791538 ► >>48788158 Based and boomerpilled Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)03:42:12 No.48792393 ► >>48788158 youre 65? f-----' hell, good on you man Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)03:37:27 No.48792346 ► >>48783087 Hey there pops, glad you figured how to use that there ol' Innernet

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9 Anonymous Sat 02 May 2020 23:09:33 No.24864120 Quoted By: >>24864171 >>24836558 I've had repeated contact with an "alien" visitor or entity since I was a kid. I don't know any other way to explain what I've seen, or what I remember seeing. >be me, little kid >get a drink of water >see bob the builder digging around in my garden through the window >because im just a kid this doesn't phase me somehow, I pop outside to say hi >ask him what he's building >he smiles and says he's making a sandbox for me to play in >next day my dad says he's going to start building a sandbox in the backyard for me and my brothers to play in >thankyoubob.jpg >grow up a bit, don't see bob for many years >one day adults are very worried and all in the TV room talking, I think it was when 9/11 happened >go outside because bored/scared >It's f------ Zoboomafoo from the Kratt brothers swinging on my swingset >But I can tell it's based Bob >sit on the swing next to him, ask where he's been >he points up to the moon and give me a cheeky lemur puppet smile >ask why he's here now >said he wanted to check up on me because some stuff happened >thank him for the sandbox >he laughs and swings away into our tree like a retard until I can't see him anymore >>24864120 >Long time, many years pass with no visits from based bob >begin to think it was all a dream/my imagination >parents think it's a cute story when I tell them >Finally learning to ride a bike >I'm slow at learning things and I really should have learned years ago and I'm still bad at it >Dad always telling me to check both ways before I cross a street, keep forgetting >crossing street back to my house, hear a noise out of nowhere and all of a sudden I'm on the ground >Based bob is wearing an Iron Man suit (The silver one) and has gently lowered me to the ground >my bike is completely mauled to shreds under the car >thankyoubasedbob.jpg >>24864171 Okay, time for a little bit of sad s---. I was trying to keep it light but there's some not so fun stuff in here. My parents abused me and all my siblings when we were growing up. They were pretty religious and crazy about a lot of things, it changed in what aspects over time but they definitely followed the whole "spare the rod spoil the child" mentality. I somehow ended up being the black sheep of the family because I'm kinda slow and stupid and stubborn and I daydream too much. So I got beat way, way more than any of the other kids. Anyway, back to the story. >Dad finds out about accident and destroyed bike >asks if I looked both ways >lied and say I did >he knows I didn't >not sure if he's mad about me being in danger or the bike being f-----, but he's P----- >getting the ass beating of my life >hurts so f------ much and is going on forever, I'm just screaming at this point >Begin to scream and beg for jesus to help me >All of a sudden my dad stops hitting me >cry into the bed for a few minutes before looking back >My dad is frozen in place looking terrified as f--- >It's based bob, hovering in front of him, looking like his OG builder self again >The spoon my dad was using to beat me literally disintegrates into a million pieces >dad's eyes are bulging as his wrist begins to bend backwards >Snapcracklepop.jpg >Bob looks at me >Says he's sorry for not doing something sooner >can almost see tears in his eyes >he floats through the ceiling and f---- off >dad never beats me again If you're watching out there based bob, thanks for the help. come back and visit sometime.
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