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Kommando_Kaijin
Kommando_Kaijin

Oh yes, my favorite sex position, blowing your partner's face off with a double-barreled shotgun after they try to tell you it's rabbit season.

Much more erotic than pretending to give them a manicure to trick them into sticking their fingers into a bowl full of mousetraps or trapping them in a rocket to the Moon, where they will be terrorized by Martian invaders attempting to blow up the Earth with an Earth-shattering kaboom just so they can get a better view of Venus.

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Jazz Wizard
Jazz Wizard

So whens the part one partner accidentally falls out of the bed, takes 4 to 6 seconds to realize it, feels the nonexistant ground below them, then turns around to see theyre off the edge of the bed and fall leaving a hole in the ground in their shape?

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