Because It Just Is, Okay?! - >monarchy is.... LE BAD!

> I would slay 100 men just to see my future queen smile.

This just confirms my suspicion that Swedes are more closely related to suicidally subservient livestock than Homo Sapiens.

Also:

"Republics is… LE BAD!"

"Why?"

"Uh… uh… this princess is kinda cute in my opinion."

"So are women of common social status. Please actually explain why."

"Well… uh… B-because uh… they uh… THEY JUST ARE OKAY!"