"….and they will be drilled."

(This joke wrote itself why didn't anybody say this, wasn't even in the tweet I'm so surprised)

I don't think the joke wrote itself the way you think.

Nobody said that because everyone took it at face value, every homie wants a vintage Makita 18V brushless impact drill.

Any neuron I would waste trying to conjure the pun was wasted in calling people I knew who had Makitas and confirming which color is theirs.