Thank you, Jon! All the audio was made in the MoonBase Alpha text-to-speech feature. Seriously. Try them out yourself: http://pastebin.com/g2DPKYfw DOWNLOAD LINK: http://tinyurl.com/k4qd4dq I've always considered doing something like this, and I really wanted to thank Jon. I might be going overboard, but he's made such a huge impact.