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Neekolul, The "OK Boomer" Girl, Has Twitter Simping Like It's Never Simped Before

E-girls are not a new phenomenon on the internet. From Boxxy to Belle Delphine, the internet has a long history of both men and women going gaga over online-famous girls with a cutesy, loli-adjacent vibe. Thanks in part to the rise Twitch streams and Patreon, fans can have near-constant--and monetizable--access to their idols, driving the e-girl phenomenon to the forefront of internet culture. It seemed to peak last year when Belle Delphine infamously sold her bathwater to "thirsty gamers," but it turns out that was but a taste (no pun intended) of the power an E-girl can have on a populace.

Enter Neekolul.

Last week, the Twitch streamer, YouTuber, and TikTok user Neekolul, real name Nicole, posted a video of her dancing to "Oki Doki Boomer" by Senzawa while wearing a Bernie Sanders T-shirt. The confluence of TikTok cringe, dead meme, and vaguely political messaging made it an instant viral success.


However, it wasn't until Sunday when she posted a pair of selfies that pretty much literally brought Twitter to its knees.


These selfies proved too much for Twitter to bear, and a quick scroll through the replies will reveal heretofore unparalleled levels of simping. A "Simp," as my colleague Don put it, is like a "beta orbiter," different from a Reply Guy because while a Reply Guy can often give unwanted attention, a Simp will simply worship the lady they're replying to and, rather than expect anything in return, would simply be happy with the slightest hint of acknowledgment. Observe:

neeko @neekolul · 18h Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana O 1.7K 17 4.3K 86.5K i will break into a home depot to sniff hardwood flooring that was cut from the same tree as yours 9:18 PM · Mar 8, 2020 · Twitter Web App

I usually don't do this but f--- it, take everything. 9873 6510 0925 5949 07/23 736 neeko @neekolul · 19h Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana 10:30 PM · Mar 8, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

O 1.7K t7 4.3K 86,5K


While many of the replies are hilarious (and at least somewhat self-aware), there's also stuff like this, which… hoo boy.

I would do anything just to taste the sweat out of your armpits, I would orgasm just from the scent of your shoes, I want you to stuff my head into your smelly, tasty, wet coochie and hold me there till I literally pass out from asphyxiation. You are a blessing. a gift. a goddess neeko @neekolul · 19h Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana 9:25 PM · Mar 8, 2020 · Twitter Web App

neeko @neekolul · 18h Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana 1.7K t7 4.3K 86.4K We think we want sex. It's not always about sex. It's intimacy we want. To be touched. Looked at. Admired Smiled at. Laugh with someone. Feel safe. Feel like someone's really got you That's what we crave. 9:13 PM · Mar 8, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Others seemed to believe that Neekolul was sent by some higher power to test them.

thot chocolate @shreyabasu003 I must not simp. Simping is the mind-killer. Simping is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my simping. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the simping has g neeko @neekolul · 17h Yo Hago Lo Que Me Da La Gana 9:49 PM · Mar 8, 2020 · Twitter Web App

Replying to @neekolul Lord forgive me because l'm about to simp 10:05 PM · Mar 8, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Lord Forgive Me I've fallen for an e-girl 9:13 PM · Mar 8, 2020 · Twitter for Android

Users soon discovered that Neekolul has a boyfriend, which brought about a mini-collective meltdown and a brief suspension of her account.




For her part, Neekolul seems to enjoy the newfound attention. On a recent Twitch stream, she said that women "deserve to be worshipped" and that Simping is "King Shit." Simp safely, everyone.




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Adam
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in reply to AlexanderMugetsu

"Nice Guys" have the stereotype of pretending to be nice in order to get sexual favors and thus get pissed when the effort they put into trying to be a decent human being didnt pay off when they dont get em. Simp is more like, "im going to worship u queen, have a good day"

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