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Granted, you weren't that lost to begin with and you feel like an idiot for having to ask for help.

I wish for a G1 Pokémon?

Granted. Zubat.
I wish for may to have her bandana back in ORAS.

Granted. She gets her banana back.

I wish for complete global saturation of furry propaganda.

granted. it's all sonichu.
i wish for candlejack to

Granted. You get to experience

I wish for more advice animals.

granted. don shitposts harder and reddit shits memes harder
i wish for a doge

Granted. You receive more doge than you ever asked for.

I wish for Captain Faggot to be demoted to Corporal.

Granted: he gets demoted then goes on psychotic rampage and kills a school full of kittens and puppies.

I wish they release a gundam rpg

isn't corporal higher than captain? cuz if thats the case, i just get promoted :D
and i'd never kill a kitten.
granted. nobel gundam isn't in it
i wish for feminists to die

wait, so you'd kill a puppy?

granted: but then that gives rise to super feminists, they share the same goal, but are totally different. And their indestructible

i wish i could control the weather

(Corporal isn't even close to being higher than Captain lol. I think you were thinking Colonel?)

Granted, you get to control the weather, but only a slight drizzle.

I wish for more sentient Twinkies.

granted. they kill you on the inside

Granted. You get nothing, good day sir.

I wish for him to make a wish so this doesn't stop.

granted. the wish involves the complete removal of furries from the universe
i wish i could think of a wish that didnt suck shit

Granted, they still suck though.

I wish for bamboo flooring.

granted. it snaps
i wish to not make any more wishes

Granted, you can't form a coherent thought.

My Wish:

Granted. No it can not be hugs time now.

I wish for it Destiny to release sooner.

Granted. It's a buggy mess.
I wish New Vegas would stop fucking crashing all the goddamn time in the middle of a longass walk for a quest for the NCR.

Granted. Your character starts crashing in the middle of a quest due to not enough sleep.

I wish for the perfect race of Fallout Games.

>I wish for the perfect race of Fallout Games
wat
also i RP with my character, so I make sure he sleeps every so often depending on the armor/weapon he's carrying i.e. the fallout 2 boxart armor (forgot what it's called) plus a flamer=24 hr sleep or how much weight he has on him atm.
as i cannot grant furry's wish until he clarifies, I wish VATS didn't suck shit at aiming and Bloody Mess was even bloodier.

The perfect Aryan race of Fallout games, not buggy, and with high graphical fidelity.

Mostly.

I wish for a Pokemon Special anime

Granted. You get a Very Special Episode of Pokemon about the dangers of drinking.
I wish for an oreo.

Granted, but it causes a controversy

I wish for… a sandwich!

Granted, there's too much bread and not enough meat and everything else is of inferior quality.

I wish for a Rubik's cube.

Granted

I wish for me to go back to my people because they need me.

Granted but they needed you for a human sacrifice

I wish for the ability to shapeshift

Granted, but you can only shapeshift into a dragon dildo
I wish for a real portal gun

Granted but it only works if you are a virgin.

I wish for fish sticks.

Granted. They're not sticks at all.
I wish for Candlejack to stop taking people. Seriously, what the

Granted. He kills them while they sleep instead.

I wish for captain faggot to stop shitposting.

granted. I keep shitposting
i wish this wouldn't devolve into a thread of me shitposting harder and harder and losing my karma from spirit week over it

Granted. You can no longer think of anything to post.
I wish for my own country.

Granted. You get constantly raided by banana hungry monkeys with Team Captains.
I wish for more Doge.

Granted. You get so much Doge that it crushes your lungs and you die from lack of air.

I wish for the ability to teleport wherever I wanted, when I wanted, without error, and within a timely manner.

Granted, but you need 8 hours 47 minutes to recover from teleporting.

I wish for a toothpick.

Granted. Your finger slips and you stab your mouth with it.

I wish for peanut butter than didn't stick to the back of my throat.

Granted. It sticks to your throat.
I wish for more loot

Granted, but its all Level 1 loot

I wish for more DOSH-themed GIFS

Granted. My face is front and center on all of them.
I wish I could make food without nearly starting a fire.

Granted, now you somehow cause a flood.

I wish for pork chops.

granted, but they give you diabetes

i wished i wasn't fat

granted. you're shamed by fat people
i wish blockland didnt have shitty admins

granted but they're replaced with shitty mods

i wish could fast forward through college and get my degree.

Granted, however your degree is in plumbing.
I wish everyone's waifu was real.

granted but they all have STDs, and they refuse to put out

i wish i could draw better

Granted. Everyone else draws better too, so you still suck.

I wish for a shield that protects my karma.

Granted. The shield only works for one day of each month.
I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.

Granted, I already wished for that so we have to fight to the death.
I wish I would win the fight against NintenDylan.