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Granted. It's empty.
I wish I could post on this thread without playing Terraria and forgetting about it 5 hours later.
also PAGE GET

Granted, you don't have Terraria anymore
I wish for a Fuck You Gun

Granted, it looks like this:

I wish for multiple threads with the same topic to be condensed into a single thread of that topic.

Granted. Now there are multiple threads with the same topic with the same topic inside those multiple threads.

I wish for yarn so I can play with.

Granted, three inches. How fun can that be?

I wish for Cocoa Puffs.

you gain a addition

I wish for scrying

Granted. You can only see low-level spirits.
I wish Deadman Wonderland would get a season two.

Granted. It's panned and everybody hates it.
I wish Johnny Test was taken off the air sooner.

Granted. They replace it with Annoying Orange reruns.

I wish I had a regenerating chicken strip.

Granted. The chicken is raw all the time, and no matter what you do, it stays raw.
I wish my surround sound came back.

Granted, it has returned for a week before going again.
I wish I could live in any world I chose.

Granted, but nobody pays attention to you.
I wish Battlefield 3's team system didn't suck so much ass.

Granted. Everyone praises Battlefield 3 for having the best team system in a videogame.

I wish for Battlefield 3 to stop having such a great team system.

Granted. Everybody knows what you wished for and kills you.
I wish nobody could fuck with the last person's wish. Not corrupting it, but unwishing what they wished for.

Granted, but your wish doesn't exist.

I wish for nothing. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAVE FUN TRYING TO CORRUPT THAT!)

Granted, but your wish doesn't exist.

I wish for nothing. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAVE FUN TRYING TO CORRUPT THAT!)

You die because you didnt wish for anything.
Fucking faggot.
I wish people weren't trying to be smartasses.

Granted, only the pseudo intellectuals die

I wish to get $100 a week

There's a $99.99 wish tax imposed on it.

I wish my TF2 ping were always 5.

Granted, but you are now the only player of TF2.

I wish The world was exactly the same, except all the people are replaced by monkeys (like in the fairly oddparents movie.)

Granted, everyone is now a monkey, including you. There is mass riot and millions die across the globe.
I wish I could unsee things I didn't want to see.

Granted, then you turn around and, out of curiosity, look up those things again and un-see them again ad infinitum.

I wish for superhuman endurance.

Granted. You endure all pain and discomfort by not feeling it, allowing yourself to bleed to death without you noticing.

I wish for the ability to alter any coefficients of friction at will during sporting events.

granted! but everytime you do that you get a heart attack.

i wish pokemon to be real.

granted. you get eaten by groudon
i wish Paladin Gunny was easier to find so i couldve gotten my power armor training faster.

Granted it becomes so easy that the whole damn game feels less challenging and its over all approval goes down hill.

I wish for two pounds of red gummy bears.

power armor already makes the fucking game a cake walk, provided you're either in A. T51B armor or B enclave armor. even then power armor is still op as fuck
granted. it's all haribo gummy bears and your intestines hurt so bad you have to have a transplant with a 1% survival rate
i wish turtle beach headsets didnt suck

Granted, the "better" ones are for MLG people.

I wish that- that I- that-tha-that I cou- that- that I cou-could make Jimmy not crippled.

granted but now instead of being cripple he's mentally handicapped

i wish i could think of a good wish

Granted, the wish you thought was about sucking (Insert name here) D.

i wish for a giant library with all the media of the world.

granted. there's a virus that steals all that information and leaves you insane
i wish BNMs werent huge faggots

Granted. The veteran users are huge faggots.

I wish for cheesecake.

Granted. Sheogorath kills you for eating cake made of cheese.
I wish Garry's Mod didn't have an addon limit (it crashes when i load a map while exceeding it)

granted but now you have nothing to add on

i wish for a dog that does whatever i tell it to

Granted, but be prepared for the eventual and unavoidable heartbreak similar to this:

I wish for Lunchables.

Granted, but you still have to pay for them.
I wish for this rain to stop.

Granted. The rain becomes golf ball sized hail.
I wish to go into space.

Granted, you die because there's no oxygen there.
I wish for a Golden Wrench.

Granted. It's stolen an hour after you get it.
I wish my grandfather would stop leaving his computer AFK on the login screen for WoW.

Granted He's now better than you
I wish for something nice

Granted. This is why we can't have nice things.

I wish less Cowadooty, more Battulfeeld.

Granted. Cod is now the most amazing game ever and battlefield is shit.
I wish for a portal to generic fantasy land.

Granted, you are killed by non-descript monster.

I wish for a box of Lucky Charms.

Granted, it's just the box.
I wish for a slab of marzipan.

granted,

I wish for some MTMTE comics

granted. you take them to your place of work and/or education and they get confiscated.
i wish soundwave realized nubcake said SLAB of marzipan

Granted, but the wish has been made and won't change.
I wish for a bottle of Coke.

Granted. You get arrested for posession of illegal substances.
I wish comodo would STOP FUCKING SCANNING EVERY DAY BECAUSE IT DESTROYS MY PC

Granted. You are now 300X as susceptible to viruses.

I wish Abe Lincoln would conquer the moon by riding on a firebreathing dinosaur whilst weilding dual M40s that fire the congealed sexual essence of every lady he's banged.

Granted. You are now 300X as susceptible to viruses.

I wish Abe Lincoln would conquer the moon by riding on a firebreathing dinosaur whilst weilding dual M40s that fire the congealed sexual essence of every lady he's banged.