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Granted. You are now 300X as susceptible to viruses.

I wish Abe Lincoln would conquer the moon by riding on a firebreathing dinosaur whilst weilding dual M40s that fire the congealed sexual essence of every lady he's banged.

Granted. You are now 300X as susceptible to viruses.

I wish Abe Lincoln would conquer the moon by riding on a firebreathing dinosaur whilst weilding dual M40s that fire the congealed sexual essence of every lady he's banged.

why did you quadpost you fucking nub
also granted. the moon is actually the death star and abe blows the earth upw tih it
i wish for Abe Lincoln's repeater.

Granted, It can only shoot 6 bullets, since it was pampered by many scavengers.
I wish for some dedotaded wam for my survur

Accidental quad post is beautiful. Anyway,

Granted. It's 2 Megabytes.

I wish I had a firebreathing sewing machine.

Granted, everything you sew gets set on fire

I wish I knew what Ganon was up to!

Granted. He's stealin' yo girl.

I wish I could make a dragon out of flesh.

Granted, the flesh has to be Gopher Turtle flesh. No exceptions.

I wish I had more KFC

granted, you get one, tiny extra piece which is all bone and gristle as well as bunt on the outside and bloody-raw on the inside, also, no sides.

I wish for an M&M Blizzard.

granted. the M&Ms lodge themselves up your nose, into your eye sockets, and your ears. You then die because you have M&Ms in your eye sockets.
I wish for deathclaws to run rampant at one of Bieber's concerts/shows and me being out of their reach.

Granted, they're all young deathclaws and someone lures them to behind the concert.

I wish for some RP.

Granted. Moonguard. (just google it. it's too retarded for me to even BEGIN to explain)
I wish Moonguard was banned from this plane of existance and sent into Oblivion.

Granted, Moonguard is now in Oblivion:

I wish for grapes.

You get stains on your shirt from eating them.
I wish for 20$.

The 20$ is ripped in pieces.

I wish I wish for a fish on my dish.

Granted, but you have to wait until the boat comes in.
I wish Pepsi tasted like Coca-Cola.

Granted, Coca Cola filed a lawsuit.

I wish I can make good wishes.

Granted. You make 'somewhat' good wishes.

I wish for Destiny to get game of the year ALL years.

Granted, with the winning Game of the Year being a foregone conclusion quality turns to shite.

I wish for a Charleston Chew.

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
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DENIED
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NO
NO
NO
I WISH CHARLESTON STEW DIDNT EXIST

fine, here's his twin brother

i wish for a bitch

You get a pregnant dog (but are puppies really a downside?)

I wish for a dog.

Granted. You get me.

I wish for the painting I'm trying to get done to be done already.

Granted, it's a 14th century style re-imagining of dickbutt

I wish for 100 incorruptible wishes

Granted. They all involve you doing something harmful to your friends, loved ones, and family.
I wish to go into a court and say "FUCK YO COURT NIGGUH"

Granted. You spend the rest of your life in jail.

I wish for a hot dog.

Granted, it's only a bun, nothing in it.
I wish for a good Final Fight game to be released.

Granted, only released in Japan.

I wish for me to become smarter.

Granted. You can only do it through Mentats (a drug in fallout) and you cannot be cured of an addiction if you get one.
I wish ED-E played music more often (but not to the point where i want to smash his metal ass against the cold steel floor)

Granted, the Divide ED-E gets the upgrades and the Mojave one does not.
I wish for a shot of Turbo.

Granted you get addicted to it, and as Turbo does not exist in real life, you cannot feed your addiction nor can you cure your addiction of a fictional drug.
I wish I could take Lily's assault carbine without any reprecussions of Jacobstown murdering me.

Granted, but the FBI, NSA, and ATF would like a few words with you.

I wish for five gallons of Diesel fuel?

FBI, NSA and the ATF don't exist in 2277, so……
Granted. The Diesel Fuel? is actually ground Mentats, which makes whatever you pour it into smarter than you and make it think it doesn't need you anymore so it kills you.
I wish for my own Anti-Materiel rifle that cannot be taken from me unless I remove it willingly.

Granted, but it replaces the next 5 gallons of water you will use.

I wish Fallout 4 came out and I got a free copy that was indestructible and highly protected by guards who are trustworthy and was the best game of the year. And the game comes with a monkey.

>but it replaces the next 5 gallons of water i will use
sorry wut
Granted. The monkey smacks you into the screen while playing, which sends you into the Wasteland and you get killed by a bloatfly and a radroach because you didnt have a gun or a weapon and your strength and unarmed were at 1.
I wish for a set of T-51B power armor with power armor training included.

Granted, but armor is too big for you.

Granted, but the tax is now raises to 100%
I wish i have sexy ass

Granted, you now have a ridiculously photogenic donkey.

I wish for an apple turnover.

Granted, you now have a ridiculously photogenic donkey.

I wish for an apple turnover.

Granted. The apple turns over into a trash can. There were no survivors.

I wish for less meme references in Watch_Dogs and better grafikz

Wish granted, but you can only find these upgrades on PC.

I wish for my own UFO.

Granted, It crashed….
I wish for Eulogy Jones to give me his suit.

I wish to have wings to fly.

Granted, but you're to heavy to fly
I wish my waifu is real and love me

Granted. Your waifu loves you, but she isn't real. Also she was stolen by me.

I wish for double XP in life.

Granted, Just remember:

I wish for Kool-Aid.

Granted. He mouthfucks you.
I wish I could identify any mods in a skyrim screenshot.

Granted, but skyrim has now atari graphics.
I wish for you to have a nice day

Granted. I have a somewhat fulfilling day.

I wish for you to grant this wish at a reasonable time at your convenience.

Granted. Your wish was granted as the granter was in the middle of a brain surgery.
I wish that I could stop time for as long as I like (with NO limits of how long the period is), during which I do not age, but I am able to manipulate anything I like, and when time is started again, whatever I have done stays that way.