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Granted. You're on Planet Vegeta, mere moments before it was blown up. Also, you can't fly.

I wish that someday, one day, I'll get a page.

Granted, the page is ruined.
I wish for a donger to raise.

Granted. It's mine.
I wish for, HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BACK ON HERE? YOU TOOK AN OATH TO NEVER RETURN!

[Slits your throat]

I wish for a LEGO War Machine mini-figure.

Granted, but it UTTERLY ANNIHILATES your feet

I want STALKER 2

Granted, but instead of a normal FPS it's an ios pay-to-win game.

I wish that I could draw better.

Granted. You don't know what to draw.

I wish for telekinesis.

Granted, meet Telly Kenisis:

He runs the local Greek diner and now lives with you.

I wish for a Dry Queen Blizzard-of-the-Month.

Granted, but all the Blizzards are made out of sand.

I wish that I could have all the belly fetish pictures in the world.

Granted, but your own belly grows in size for every picture you obtain until you are unable to move.
I wish a pair of adorable kitsunemimi twins would show up to be my waifu.

Granted. They leave a moment later after they ask you "which one is your favorite?"

I wish for something that is bigger than a breadbox, but smaller than an elephant. An Elephant Breadbox.

Granted, but it's full of this.
http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=GLlLQ3LmZWU&p=n#/658;667

I wish for more CS:GO keys.

granted. all you get are CZ-75s

i wish i had more time to play gmod tower

Granted. You get plenty of time to play, but you get banned immediately because everyone there decides you lack swag.

I wish i had my own dirigible.

Granted, it's the Hindenburg.

I wish for an area rug.

You get the area rug, its area is HUGE
I wish for the weed to be destroyed

Granted, and by weed, its the entire world's plantation, effectively killing the planet.

I wish for Netflix.

Granted. Their servers crashed and all that's left is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

I wish i could pilot Gundam.

Granted and you get gayjacked

I wish to not be aroused by this:

Granted, but now you are aroused by original names

I wish for Half Life 3

Granted, but it's not as good as everyone thought it was.

I wish for a slinky.

Granted. It has that thing where the slinky is warped slightly on one of it's coils so it doesn't fit together correctly, like this:

I wish that i could resist the allure of Steam summer sales.

Granted, you end up paying full price for games you never play.

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

granted, you end up with caulk and hot sauce sandwich,
i wish for a fortress.

Granted, but your fortress is made up of styrofoam.

I wish for a "Just Kidding" sign like my profile picture

You get a "Not Kidding" Sign
I wish for a ME-262

Granted. It's been added to your wish list, and you will get "eventually".

I wish for villains to actually be competent for once.

Granted. All the heroes immediately die. The end.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you leap off a tall building and instantly realize you have the knowledge to operate aircraft.

I wish for cinnamon rolls.

You get synonym rolls.
I wish for a waifu I can fit in my pocket.

Granted. Your pockets are now 100 times larger than before.

I wish for the mightiest ship that has ever sailed!

Granted: the Titanic.
I wish for a c-c-camp.

Granted: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civilian_Conservation_Corps#Camps
I wish I was a may-may

granted. you're counted as more of reddit's bullshit and are subequently deadpooled
i wish for increased ore spawns

You suffocate in ore
i wish for a personal strip club

Granted. All fat chicks and they all suck at their job, but you can't fire them otherwise you get shot in the head.
I wish for better lungs as to not suffocate in all of my delicious ore.

Granted, but they arrive filled with rocks and you have to transplant them yourself.
I wish for a bionic arm.

granted, but its literally made of legos

I wish for a pizza

Granted. A roving band of militant guidos decide you aren't italian enough to be worthy of it and take it from you.

I wish SJW's weren't always shrieking about various things.

Granted. They now use actions instead of words.

I wish for the poster this thread needs.

Granted

I wish for laundry detergent.

Granted, it leaves your clothes with the minty fresh smell of crystal meth. The cops are on their way.
I wish I could become music.

Granted. You become shitstep.
I wish for a Crosskill .45.

Granted. You get your item in Payday 2, but your steam account is terminated because you didn't unlock it the correct way.

I wish I could get my degree already.

Granted. -59 degrees Celsius.
I wish for non-arousal from normal people.

Granted. Now only people with weird/terrifying fetishes and/or Freudian complexes are aroused by you.

I wish I could say "tfw no gf" in every language.

Granted: People confuse it with a sexist joke.
I wish for sex…
and death!

You are sentenced to death by snu snu, but you end up surviving in terrible pain, your d having been snu snu'd clean off before you could even enjoy it, denied the pleasure of sex, denied the peace of death.

I wish for a 98 Chevy Impala and some spinny rims to put on it.

Granted, but it get sent to the junkyard straight away

I wish for some printer ink…. mines out

Granted, but it runs out.
I wish for a post-mortal ejaculation.