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Granted. Manaketes become a real species. However, they are frequently targeted by black market poachers, human traffickers and government shadow organizations for their unique biology, the strength of their scales and their rarity and abilities.

I wish the Angry Marines and the Imperial Fists had a contest to see whose battle barge can smite the most heretics upon impact with a planet.

Granted, but such a battle is only 5 seconds long.
I wish i had a puppy.

Granted. But it has accelerated aging.
i wish I have a better internet.

Granted. It comes at a cost of installing Windows XP.
I wish to have a big butt.

Granted. It comes at a cost of installing Windows XP.
I wish to have a big butt.

Granted. You have a big ass cigarette butt.

I wish the Swiss weren't neutral.

Granted. They end up causing a nuclear holocaust and commit crimes worse than the Nazis and ISIS.

I wish work wasn't so boring.

Granted. It's now illegal.
I wish for boobs.

fucking granted.

I wish for immortality

Granted. There's now a person called immortality.
I wish i had more friends

Granted. They are all homosexual.
I wish for a waifu

Granted. They are all homosexual.
I wish for a waifu

Granted. It's yzma.
I wish i had a better computer.

Granted. Your new computer is so advanced, it refuses to operate for lesser lifeforms such as yourself.
Edit: Forgot to wish. I wish I could build supports faster.

You can… with males. now it's more difficult for you to support with women.
I wish i had kirby planet robobot.

Granted, but the game likes to glitch every few seconds and spam outdated memes like doge.

I wish I had Gurren Lagann (the mecha itself, not a copy of the anime), and it was fully functional.

Granted. You have a fully functional Gurren Lagann. You however lack the core drill (and necessary spiral energy) to use it.

I wish the Moon (as in the Earth's moon, Luna, etc.) was covered in a meter-thick layer of actual solid gold. (None of this iron pyrite or other substitute bullshit. It doesn't have the proper mass.)

Granted. However, every nation in the world discovers a crapton of gold everywhere, therefore reducing the worth of the golden moon.

I wish I had the ability to turn into a giant and have super powers so I could fight kaiju like Ultraman.

Granted. However upon attacking any kaiju your lifespan is halved each hit.
I wish I always hit and always dealt critical hits.

Granted. You now have perfect hit rate and crit chance. However, you now deal zero damage whatsoever (and thus the 3x Damage boost from your crit also deals zero damage). In addition, skills and buffs do not affect this condition. Your enemies also somehow gain immunity to the Lethality skill. (IDK how, some Outrealm-based contrivance probably.)

I wish that the Typhoon explosive augmentation used paintballs instead of ball bearings.

Granted. But we used lead paint instead the regular.

I wish I can punch people through the internet.

Granted. You can punch people through the internet but your arm and its movements are subject to speed and connectivity issues. In a worst case scenario, you could risk losing your appendage if the recipient's connection gets cut.

I wish I had a 2 foot length (as in 48 inches) of 1/2 inch diameter copper pipe. (As in by itself and not attached to anyone or anything and legally obtained.)

Granted. It is made out of shit.
I wish i had a better job.

Granted! Your job pays better but its even more mononous than before.
I wish I can beat up someone with no consequences.

Granted! Your job pays better but its even more mononous than before.
I wish I can beat up someone with no consequences.

Granted, you beat the shit out of a first grader with relative ease.
Too bad you can't do the same to his swole-as-fuck dad right behind you. . .

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I wish I was good at Fighting Games.

Wish granted your Woolie now

I wish I could mod games.

Granted, but at the same time, paid mods come back with a vengeance, and are much more widespread.

I wish militant atheists weren't smug assholes.

Granted. They're now extremely ignorant fools…and always seem to be near you.
I wish the Risen weren't hostile, would die in a single strike, and granted a lot of experience.

Granted, but they are now super ridiculously common that you rarely fight any other enemy.

I wish there was a Asriel Cloner Cloner Cloner.

Granted, but the cloner breaks after several uses, and all the clones are pure evil--- more evil than Asriel was as Flowey.

I wish I had a cute fem-Corrin plush that was good-quality.

Granted. You now have a good quality plush of female Corrin. However, it was so expensive to obtain that you had to pay a literal arm and a leg for it. (Hope you like using automail…)

I wish the Russians replaced their air force with trained cyborg attack bears with jetpacks.

Granted. They die if shot by a shotgun a few times.

I wish that every atom in the universe was a Asriel.

Granted. However, they're all Absolute God of Hyperdeath Asriels, so things aren't looking very bright.

I wish Filthy Frank's fanbase wasn't horrible and unfunny.

Granted. However, they're all Absolute God of Hyperdeath Asriels, so things aren't looking very bright.

I wish Filthy Frank's fanbase wasn't horrible and unfunny.

Granted, but however, you'll have to suffer PTSD seizure attacks that involve in Papa Franku's face whenever you stare at his face for a long distant period of time.

I wish for a dead corpse of my waifu to fondle with.

Granted. It decomposes into nothingness after a few minutes.

I wish for every l to become a I, and every I to become a l.

Granted. Everything you become will be one letter; I.

I wish for Death as a Fetishistic Tendency.

Granted. You die. How anticlimactic.

I wish Don and RandomMan had an epic meme duel (I may hate referencing KYM injokes, but I'm interested).

Granted. It ends horribly badly.

I wish for every Asriel account created I had a penny.

Wish granted! However, at the time you get your wish, the world economy is in the middle of a depression similar to what Germany experienced at the end of WWI meaning all of your pennies are basically worthless.

I wish I was a highly regarded and bad ass bounty hunter.

Granted. You are highly regarded in the center of the most empty, largest, and lifeless part of space.

I wish it would start raining purple watermelon sharks.

It only rained for a second.

I wish I had less money.

Granted. A day later, some idiot gives you more money to make up for the money you lost.

I wish I remembered what I was going to wish for.

Granted. You remembered that you were going to never wish for something.

I wish for every username in existence to become a floating point number for half a second.

Granted. You go insane from the sheer number of… well, numbers you saw in that half-second.

I wish Disney made an anime adaptation of Cory in the House (not the original live action show/"anime", I mean an actual anime adaptation) that was critically and commercially successful, being animated by a good animation studio (meaning no Studio Deen),and wasn't cancelled prematurely by Disney.

Granted, it premieres today. . . 150 years from now. You will never get to see it.

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I wish I was good at Racing Games.

Granted. However, you'll never be as good as the best racing gamers, whoever they are.

I wish Sega made Sonic Adventure 3---being just like the first two SA games, meaning no 2D gameplay whatsoever, and it's on all console platforms, including PC, with the PC port being good. Also, the game itself will be great.

Granted. It takes twenty years for them to make Sonic Adventure 3 just like the first 2 SA games.

I wish I could STOP THE ROCK

Granted. However, you can't stump the Trump.

I wish every greedy corporate executive in the United States was punished severely for their greed.