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you don't have steamship tech.
you need steamship tech for the dreadnaughts

Okay, I see your game, players. What kind of offer do you want.

See, I told you you could trust me. I know what I'm doing here.

Also thanks for Riga and Moscow. I needed the ports and the capital.

I'm Russia now

Now I would like to propose a deal to everyone.

I trade you oil and precious metals (including uranium), you trade me your technology. Trains, electronics, hardware, science etc. I'll even give it to you for cheap

PM me if you want in on the oil trade. Any takers?

I hate anyone who accepts this deal.

true dat.

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

Vascony is run on pure swashbuckling and religious fanaticism. Oil would just get us dirty.

So it's settled. All of Europe and China hates BSoD.

Second.

Although i have a reason to do so.

Everyone, quick.

Embargo BSoD before your economy is oil-based.

In my defense, I fulfilled my part of my deal with Kickassia.

Falcon wanted reinforcements against Novgorod and Angmar and he wanted me to send troops to his nation to defend him. I delivered

That's not terrorism, that's business. What happened next simply happened. It's nothing personal

I didn't want you to take over my fucking nation.
At least i benefited in the end.

You didn't want it anyway. It was a really disadvantageous position. Being jammed in between all the other players with absolutely nowhere to go and you managed to make enemies on all sides.

Plus you had just run your economy into the ground and exhausted all your military strength. Your position yielded no useful resources. You were doomed to be overrun by Novgorod in the next turn

I figured you needed a reset and so I gave you one. You should be thanking me.

whatever.

Sheesh, its just a game man

Meethinks some people here take nation RPs a bit to seriously

This thread is about destroying friendships. Didn't you know?

Too seriously.

How can one take being Gods too seriously.

We are building a world here. We are steering the course of generations, placing the foundations of civilizations, forging empires from the plows and wills of a thousand thousand subjects, our items to cast about this board as dust in the wake of a zephyr.

WE ARE GODS.

WE ARE GODS.

Then that must make me the god of all gods…

Whoops, forgot to submit a turn.

Don't mind me, just adding on to your workload.

I wonder what interesting events shall occur this turn.

My apologies for the tardiness. I have been busy with school, studies, and else things.
The next turn will be posted today I assure you.

Turn 11
Political Map
-Victoria invades the Mayan and Aztec nations. Being barely modernized, and resisting the technological change, neither nation was capable of putting up much of a good fight.

The Kingdom of Fasier
DarkErmac

-Dunmer Deisea is overtaken with ease. Their navies are now blocked from the Summersets.
-Industrial chemistry has created higher yield explosive devices, which are ideal for large scale mining operations and killing people hidden behind heavy defenses.
-What is technically the world's first aircraft carrier, little more than a long flat deck with a motor, successfully launches a plane specially designed to land on water.
-Airplanes are simplified, and receive more powerful motors. Biplanes are replaced with single-wing monoplanes.

The Most Serene Republic of Syserror
Blue Screen (of death)

-The steam engine is finally perfected, and Syserror enters the industrial age. Trains are also developed, and railway tracks are laid out connecting major cities and oil fields.
-The concept of interchangeable parts reaches Syserror, increasing industrial efficiency.
-Frontier forts near China are bolstered with additional garrisons.
-The combustion engine is developed, putting a domestic use to all that oil Syserror has been drilling.

The Most Serene Republic of Crimsonia
Crimson Locks

-Occupied regions in Germany are annexed.
-Steam trains are created, and railroads can now be built.
-Machine guns are invented, and added to the army's equipment.
-Frigates are now being built.
-Experiments in aviation are now being made with gliders.

The Most Serene Republic of Seccia
Slappy the Fish

-The southern seas are charted, and a new colony is established in the far west.
-Armored cars and railroad technologies are imported.
-Dreadnaught design is advanced upon to construct battleships.
-Biplanes are developed, and the air force grows in size once the aircraft prove their value.
-Major mining operations are begun in northern Scandinavia. Unfortunately, the Scandinavian provinces revolt and claim to defect to Forseti.

The Noble Republic of Angmar
Cale the Witch King of Cats

-The Philippines are colonized. Conquest of Indochina continues until only China remains to be bordered in the region.
-To congratulate them on their new-found independence, a "party" is thrown in Moldova and Ruthenia.
-War is declared upon Italy. Unable to keep up logistics on two fronts at once, their army falls into full retreat.
-A railway network is constructed throughout Greece.
-Electricity is harnessed and utilized in various devices. The combustion engine is also invented.
-Antiseptics and machine guns are imported from Medicea.
-Opium farms are opened in China. However, import taxes on the stuff makes it difficult to sell in Greece, and the excess product is sold to the Chinese.

The United Kingdom of Vascony
MDFification

-New ships are being constructed, and a draft is raising military numbers. Swiss mercenaries are hired as well, despite being out of service in Europe for many turns due to the tendency of mercenaries to be less effective than patriots.
-The counteroffensive against Italy is a success. Angman soldiers greet Vasconian troops in northern Italy.
-The Italians are incapable of continuing the fight with their most populous regions captured and their armies defeated. They offer surrender on Vasconian terms.
-The Victorian proposal is met with a referendum which returns popular opinion with landslide majority not to join the colony into the communist collective. Nice try, commies.
-A rail network in Suevia is connected and goes online. Railroad construction follows through in southern France despite the chaos.
-The machine gun is invented, as well as the combustion engine.

The Noble Republic of Medicea
RocketPropelledPanda

-Gliders are made.
-The cure for cancer, a monumental feat, marks the end of mankind's susceptibility to nature. At least, in Medicea.
-A trade embargo is made against Syserror.
-Green energy is promoted, and continues to spread. Wind farms and hydroelectric dams are cropping up throughout the nation.
-War is declared upon Vascony, and France is invaded. However, Victoria intervenes, and the French rebels are now now aligned with the communists and fighting both Vascony and Medicea.
-Howitzers are developed and now being built.

The Most Serene Republic of Morrowind
Fridge Logic

-Major operations in the Summerset Sea are forced to be cancelled due to Fasien invasion of Deisean bases critical to military integrity in the region.
-Brasil is attacked. The local colonials are having a difficult time supplying their soldiers with munitions due to distance from Vascony and wartime strains.
-Armored cars are now being built and utilized extensively in keeping up the mobility in Brasil.
-Akavir continues to stagnate due to the Vasconian blockade, now aided further by Fasien control over the Summerset Sea. Attempts are made by the colonists to relocate or establish a new base, but it fails.
-Attempts to drill into the ocean are seen as preposterous.
-A group of "traders" arrive in Tokyo harbor with a dreadnaught. The Japanese are thoroughly frightened, and open their borders to the rest of the world.
-The offer to purchase Sakhalin is taken as an insult. The Japanese refuse.
-Assembly line production is now in operation.
-Electrical devices are imported.
-Norway is renamed Skyrim, probably for a good reason I'm sure.

The Federal Republic of Forseti
Vlad

-The African colony is sold to Angmar, and mining machinery is received.
-Vaccines and antiseptics are imported.
-General fortification efforts are made on all borders, land and sea.
-Sweden defects from Seccia, although acceptance of their allegiance has not occurred yet.

The Empire of China
Captain Douglas J Falcon

-Galleons are now being built.
-The regions northwest of Manchuria are settled.
-Howitzers are invented.
-A sham of a steam engine is created, but it is a step in the right direction.
-Korea is invaded and annexed.
-Opium farms are appearing throughout the south, funded by Angmen entrepreneurs. They are unable to bring the product back to their home country, and instead opt to sell it to the locals. China is rapidly becoming addicted, driving down productivity and destroying the agricultural economy.
-For some reason, China also adopted the national flag of Kickassia. I'm not sure why, but they did.

An official Message from the Empire of China to the Noble Republic of Angmar
Get your fucking Opium out of here or I will force it out.
And BSOD, please don't invade. I want to keep peaceful relations with you.

This is for Moldova.

you asked for it.

He has dreadnoughts, machine guns, rifles, and modern artillery. You have 16th-century matchlocks and obsolete ships. What the fuck are you going to do?

Not attack him, that's what.
A Message from the Empire of China to the Federal Republic of Forseti
Because I want to promote trade, I shall gift you Hong Kong.
I promise, I won't backstab you.

If you're wondering where Australia is…

wat.
it's a PLANET now?

@Syndic

Will there be a separate map for Planet Oz once we inevitably scramble into a space race towards it?

@Falcon

I wasn't going to attack you. I've got bigger priorities than conquest right now. If anything, I was concerned what your intention was. But thank you for asking nicely

[edit]

One more thing. I have a polite request for you too. If you are going to expand, can you expand south? Persia is my ally and I would prefer it be left intact please. Thanks

@RPP

Why would you embargo my trade? What purpose could that possibly serve?

I'm afraid of you, and don't want to have any relations negative or positive.

-Norway is renamed Skyrim, probably for a good reason I’m sure.

Because it's awesome, that's why.

To DarkErmac: You have your prize, for now. I shall return to claim what is rightfully mine.

Oh, to everyone I have angered/attacked/pissed-off/been a douche to so far, I am going to become a peaceful state this turn and halt all my current wars.
This is not an invitation to invade me though.
Also I'm taking offers for the cure for cancer.

OFFICIAL STATEMENT BY THE FASIEN LEADER ADDRESSING THE NATION OF MORROWIND:

Get the Hell out of Vascony's occupied territories, or we WILL drop bombs.

Maybe we wouldn't have Cancer if someone didn't invent Radiology.

@RPP

You don't need to be afraid of me. Syserror holds a neutral stance to Medicia and I'm not going all the way through Crimsonia and Forseti just to start shit with the British.

Besides, I want to buy some cancer cures and other tech off you. If you cooperate with me, I'll really like you and then you especially don't need to be afraid of me. Now be a good sport and reopen trade

Also heres a protip: Embago'ing trade is not how you remain neutral with someone. You are supposed to do things that don't get peoples attention if you want to be neutral

Yeah, psh.
Why would anyone invent radiology.

@BSoD: I understand that logic, but I'd also like to keep a lot of other players off my back, and quite frankly there are a lot of people who would be a bit ticked with me if I started powering you up with high level tech. So how about this: If for the next 2-3 turns, you don't initiate any wars,
I'll stop being afraid and open up trade again.

@RPP

Oh come on. I haven't declared an act of war since turn 7. The Angmar invasion was Kickassian with only Syserrene support, Novgorod was invaded in self defense and Kickassia defected to me after its leadership collapsed from the Novgorod invasion

Why don't you embargo trade on the nations actively destroying other nations right now.

Plotting against me, are we?

Ah, well, you see, we're going to have a little bit of a problem with this, you know, because you invaded me and caused half of my nation to secede.
But, you know, I'm willing to live and let live.
The only problem is, once you withdraw from my territory (No peace unless you don't.) You've forced me to have to invade and seize a whole nation all over again.
So, in compensation, I'm asking for Brittany or the Cure for Cancer up front right now. Seeing as I gave you Brittany as a freebie, I'm pretty sure you owe me, RPP.

Brit and a full withdrawal it is.

I'll take that as a "gee wilikers that sounds positively delightful and I accept! Let's be pals and start trading our goods"
@bsad EMBARGO HATH BEEN REDACTED

RP what are you doing.

I'm becoming everyone's friend because I learned that being a douche has negative outcomes. Who would have thought.