Welp… After much procrastinating with online gaming, Anime, and the ocassional MLP episode… I now have another update for Sburb ponies.
… Not sure why I insist on bringing it up here every time, given everyone interested is probably already following… But hey… Slow thread. And at the very least, this update shows just how many characters I've made for it already. (And also why I should probably realize I'm in over my head)
…And occasionally a jab at the eccentricities of the characters involved, and getting the references. And maybe some musings about fetishes. But really… Nothing really seems to jump out at me that I felt wouldn't already have been noticed by all of you already.
… I'm slightly amazed that Rule 63 wasn't invoked already what happened, but whatever.
I have a little more to say regarding the spoilers, but not much.
@Crusaders of the Lost Mark
Next up appears to be an episode where the crusaders accidentally help TiaraXSpoon. Expected lesson will probably be about how helping others is more important than hurting an enemy. But really, we all kind of want to see those two learn their lesson don't we?
… Unfortunately I don't share that sentiment… My High School life was 90% me scowling over 2 different people who were incorrigible. The worst part was that unlike the "acceptable targets" that Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara make by being elitists… Is that those two boys were universally despised as trash in every sense of the word that applies, to the extent that the counselors pretty much stated that their delinquent behavior was due to some developmental disorder.
I'm pretty sure what ended up happening was that rather than being "reformed" by any measure, they were essentially asked to leave due to complaints that they caused so much stress that some could not focus on their studies.
@The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
I doubt we will get an immediate reveal of the new children of royalty. I mean, its likely they'll announce ITS HAPPENING! But baring the chance that its gone… 9 months before Pinkie finds out, which is laughable… Its still going to be quite a while between us finding out Cadance is pregnant, and her having a baby.
Realistically speaking that is… So its worth remembering its a world of pastel horses, and the last time a babies birth episode happened, there were numerous plot holes all round. So realism is not exactly high on the agenda.
@Hearthbreakers
THE SHIPPING CONTINUES!
I kid, this seems like a follow up on the Pinkie ApplePie Episode from last season. [Citation needed]
@What About Discord
Twilight is paranoid now? Can we just list her supposed mental disorder as "Anxiety Disorder not otherwise specified" yet?
But seriously, I doubt Discord is planning worse than a surprise party… He's likely spent some amount of time pulling off some weird magic school bus esque fantasies with the others though, and his idea of a surprise party is probably surreal as fuck… but hey, No pressure.
I imagine if there was a surprise party, it would probably be either his own birthday or anniversary of his return to Equestria… Or if he wants to go full mad hatter, his "unbirthday" or whatever it was.
@The Hooffields and McColts
Romeo and Juliette parady ahoy!
Probably.
@The Mane Attraction
"Managers do not have your best interests at heart" is pretty much show business 101.
They do however have your "Brand", your "marketability", and your "revenue" at heart. Which is pretty much going to be nothing but helpful when it comes to making sure you make some money for yourself… Even if they're doing it for their own gain.
Its called "Capitalism"… and its why, much like how last time with Rarity's manager when we had issues with not being "free"… That even though its not something that we enjoy, its still effectively an obligation to go along with it, given that deviating from it by giving the customer something that was not promised is illegal.
In this case, its likely the case is that the singer wants to sing certain songs, but her image won't allow it. Trying to deviate from her image here will come across the problem that trying to sell something different from her "label" under the same "label" is a breach of contract, similarly illegal but on a different stage of the process. But the end result is the same, the audience doesn't get what they paid for.
The alternative may be to sell a new image under a new label, but that's got its own issues of breaking exclusive rights agreements.
… No, I am not a legal studies major. So yeah, slap a big [citation needed] label on this.
@Finale
God… Sounds like my first fan fic… The one I abandoned because I forgot where I was going with it. The idea was supposed to be "many events snowball into big event that threatens to either rip apart the time-line, or cost a Mane 6 member her soul." Albeit in a D&D style setting with epic level characters.
It quickly devolved into absolute nonsense before it was put on "indefinite hiatus".
Needless to say, I have not learned my lesson in convoluted shenanigans. But I have at least managed to realize that pushing past writer's block by writing whatever crazy thing comes to mind is NOT a good idea.
But yeah, this synopsis really takes me back to my first days of trying to find a way to contribute to the fandom… So I half expect this to be my favorite episode for a weird nostalgic reason.