Isabelle with glowing eyes bold of you to assume I fear death

Bold of You to Assume

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Added Jan 29, 2019 at 12:54PM EST by Adam.

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About

Bold of You to Assume is a snowclone popular on Tumblr which is typically used in sarcastic posts and is followed by a humorously self-evidently true statement.

Origin

On October 10th, 2017, Tumblr user draeneis[1] made a text post that read:

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

On March 20th, 2018, responding to several Tumblr users who reblogged the post without appearing to get the joke, draeneis responded to the discourse, "bold of you to assume I have blood." The post gained over 287,000 notes[2] (shown below).


breached-reasoning: draeneis: tomo-takehito draeneis someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS winere youre getting ysodys rust fre..not sure Blood is rust... hemoglobin- vitamins,minerals(iron)+oxygen-rust. We're literally running rust through our veins...along with plasma which is about 92+%. Just an informative comment. awful bold of you to assume i have blood

Precursor

Prior to the format spreading on Tumblr, Dril made a tweet on July 24th, 2014[3] which read "awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far." It proved to be one of the account's most popular tweets, gaining over 24,000 retweets and 35,000 likes (shown below).


wint @dril Following awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far 2:26 AM-19 Jul 2014

Spread

After draeneis' post, the format grew popular on Tumblr. The day following their post, user zagreus[4] made a joke using the format reading, "'when’s your birthday?' awfully bold of you to assume that i was born", gaining over 33,000 notes.[4] On June 16th, 2018, user yiffmaster[5] posted "most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone 'bold of you to assume i have dignity' and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years," gaining over 288,000 notes. The format also grew popular on the /r/tumblr subreddit. For example, a screenshot of such a post posted to /r/tumblr on September 25th, 2018 gained over 7,200 points (shown below, left). Twitter user @ubsticky included a "bold of you to assume" post in a thread of Tumblr posts that gained over 2,100 retweets and 3,500 likes (shown below, right).


just-shower-thoughts When Stan lee dies, social media will be full of drawings of sad superheroes consoling each other. It will be annoying and cheesy. starstrucksnickerdoodle Bold of you to assume Stan Lee can die. dateanenbysuggest were you born a boy or a girl bold of you to assume I was born at all yet-another-mistake I personally was created in a lab soft-arthropod Just straight up spawned biggest-gaudiest-patronuses the notes....the notes..majestic abomination.. you people, your merry destructive mayhem... this unholy mattress fire.for f---- sake read the notes

Additionally, an alignment chart parody circulated through Tumblr in 2018 which included a "bold of you to assume" category (example shown below, left). The phrase "bold of you to assume I fear death" also became associated with Isabelle after her inclusion in Super Smash Brothers Ultimate (shown below, right).


"How dare old of you to you "Pleas<e assumel have dignity" assume l'm straight" belive ive reached my peak of dumbass" Isabelle Bold of you to assume I fear death.

Various Examples


riley @lgbtop burglar: if you wanna live give me all your money me: bold of you to assume i want to live and that i have money Bill Nye @BillNye G: therecoveringproblemchild Being choked might be a turn on for you...But it's not for sea turtles so keep your f----- trash out the damn ocean Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds Awfully bold of you to assume that no sea turtle has daddy issues. Patrick Scarborough @ScarizardPlays Follow bold of you to assume i fear death 4:34.66 Patrick 2,934 views 0: 0470:16 NEW EMOTE: S 1:38 PM-22 Dec 2018 basiltonsnowpitch simon: for self-defense reasons, i'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely penny: okay baz: sure simon: if you want to live give me all your money penny: bold of you to assume that i have money baz: bold of you to assume i want to live "How dare "bold of you to you "Please assume l have dignity" assume l'm straight" belive ive reached my peak ofA dumbass" IM WATCHING TV AND I NEARLY STARTED CHOKING ON CHEESECAKE BECAUSE A RANDOM COMMERCIAL HAD MY FAVORITE TV DOCTOR IN IT There is SO MUCH about this that is concerning First off you're LACTOSE INTOLERANT Bold of you to presume that I care about my own health that much

Search Interest

External References

[1] Tumblr – draeneis

[2] Tumblr – draeneis

[3] Twitter – Dril

[4] Tumblr – zagreus

[5] Tumblr – yiffmaster

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