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Cockwaffle is a slang insult popularly used online to refer to a stupid person. It became notorious online following a Furry comic in which an animal character was eating a waffle in the shape of a penis, only to discover syrup, a clear metaphor for semen.


The comic that grew associated with "cock waffle" is dated June 8th, 2007. It was posted by Furaffinity user ~Deimion_J_ShadowWolf.[7][8] It was later uploaded to Furnation on August 6th, 2007[2] by foxi girl, then reposted on March 3rd, 2008 on a Rule 34 board.[3]

Ah luv Cockwaffle -mnmnmn- 小99: Syrup?.. 6/8/07 6


On September 16th, 2007, the definition of "cock waffle" was added to Urban Dictionary by user too-many-grouchy-people (shown below).[1] The definition notes that it is an example of a popular form of swearing that adds "waffle" to the ends of other swear words. It also includes a reference to the "cockwaffle" comic in the examples of how the word is used.

c--- waffle A "c--- waffle" has at two (or more) definitions. A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. C--- waffle is an example of toul language where the word "waffle" has been added after a rd to create a new foul language term. OR B) A waffle in the shape of a c---. A) I had almost finished when my c--- waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off. B) "I love u cockwaffle"

On May 25th, 2010, Funnyjunk user hellodavia reposted the comic, gaining 29 points.[5] On December 6th, 2011, Funnyjunk user Ragingcajun did the same, gaining over 220 points.[4] On June 8th, 2016, Twitter user @milkandcooki_[6] wished the comic a happy 9 year anniversary, gaining over 500 retweets (shown below). The comic has simultaneously grown notorious and inspired variations.

happy 9th anniversary, cockwaffle en Co ..Syrup.. 6/8/07

Various Examples

Ou wwnmnwn Uo Insulins O D Ah CocKwaffle. くし CLL CL C CLC n luv u

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[1] Urban Dictionary – cock waffle

[2] Furnation – cockwaffle X3.JPG

[3] Rule 34 – Cock Waffle

[4] Funnyjunk – Cock waffle

[5] Funnyjunk – Repost

[6] Twitter – @milkandcooki_

[7] Furaffinity – ~Deimion_J_ShadowWolf

[8] e621 – "Cockwaffle Possible Origin Post" (unavailable)

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