Could fans be anymore excited?

Weeks after pigeons with hats glued to their heads caused controversy online, a group called "Pigeons United To Interfere Now," or P.U.T.I.N., has released a a slew of pigeons with Make America Great Again hats glued to their heads in Las Vegas.

Samsung's "Find My Mobile" app sent all users a message that simply featured the number one. The company later clarified that the notification was unintentionally sent as part of "internal testing."

Billionaire presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg's meme-based campaign strategy was already a hot topic of conversation online. Now, Joe Biden's using the format against him.

The international version of Persona 5 will receive changes to controversial lines of dialogue of two gay characters to avoid presenting them in a "negative light." On Twitter, suspicions arose that ResetEra forum users might have had a hand in that.

The "Kent State Gun Girl" Kaitlin Bennett called on the president to defund universities that harbor "terrorists," like the ones that yelled at her on campus.

A brave journalist from USA Today dared to ask Harrison Ford about his least favorite subject: Star Wars mythology. And, in classic Harrison Ford fashion, the actor batted the question away like a T-16 against so many womp rats.

Sad-ffleck he ain't.

The day of reckoning is here. In a revealing interview with H3H3, "Papa" John Schnatter, the disgraced founder of the Papa John's pizza chain, admits he didn't actually eat 40 pizzas in 30 days.

Let this be a lesson, kids: speak your dreams into the world while you're on anesthesia and they just might come true.